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Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

That dudes sceenname is rooftop voter and he likes dbd. Why do these people exist

And now you just made me look up what rooftop voter was a reference to, since I had never heard that as a phrase before. I didn't think it was possible but you made that comment somehow even worse than it already was. There truly is always more and it truly is always worse.

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Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010
Edit: double post

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!




Doctor Spaceman posted:

:siren: :nws: New DbD :nws: :siren:

Muir's fundraiser is almost there, and so is he.

Muir apparently had trouble deciding how much nudity he wanted, because an alternate version is also on his site:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/JiOEeGa.jpg :nws: (original link here)

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Rorus Raz posted:

And he's one of the most successful webcomic artists (although I use that term loosely for him) on Patreon.

He outdid Aaron Diaz? Is Patreon some form of smug-off slugfest?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Samurai Sanders posted:

Like I said in the other thread, people like this always throw these arguments out seemingly without realizing they are worthless to someone who doesn't believe the Bible is infallible.

He realizes it, he just knows that it is wrong and he obviously knows more about it than you do because he was once a Christian-hating atheist who then saw the light. Some of us might think that sounds like he went from one radical, irrational mindset to another, and that just because a change is big doesn't automatically make it significant. Some of us familiar with movement atheism, and/or the general culture of Dudes Who Hate Religion, might even draw up a few points of overlap between it and evangelical Christianity that could lead to conversions. So of us might see ripping off the most cynically profit-driven, and successful web comic out there casts a negative light on your overall sincerity, making it hard to buy into your criticism of liberal churches as places that will say anything if it gets their coffers filled.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Greek referendum – EU leaders call crisis meeting as Greece votes against the austerity measures demanded by its international creditors"

Telegraph:

Between Scylla and Charybdis - Wikipedia

Independent:

George Osborne: £12bn in welfare savings have been found

Times:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




Now see THIS is how to polititoon. References to Ancient Greek mythology left and right. Eating Prometheus' liver, Sisyphus, Scylla and Charybdis, that's what I''m talking about.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

WarpedNaba posted:

He outdid Aaron Diaz? Is Patreon some form of smug-off slugfest?
No, Ford actually delivers what he promises.

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

Mister Adequate posted:

Now see THIS is how to polititoon. References to Ancient Greek mythology left and right. Eating Prometheus' liver, Sisyphus, Scylla and Charybdis, that's what I''m talking about.

Well, there are plenty of Ameritoons about U.S. mythology (George Washington cutting down a cherry tree, Paul Revere's ride, Ben Franklin getting struck by lightning, etc.)

:911:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



Muir apparently had trouble deciding how much nudity he wanted, because an alternate version is also on his site:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/JiOEeGa.jpg :nws: (original link here)

Love tits HATE vaginas!

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Rorus Raz posted:

And he's one of the most successful webcomic artists (although I use that term loosely for him) on Patreon.

$4108 a month goddamn I'd be surprised if Hagar the Horrible made that much.

Merdifex
May 13, 2015

by Shine

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Tay Zonday really does love Cuba.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


If your jokes cannot stand on their own without relying on the crutches of bigotry you have failed as a comedian. AGC.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
It's only when there's a serious social respect gap that those kinds of jokes fail, anyway. A Christian and a Jew or whatever walk into a bar is still okay as far as I know.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Cat Mattress posted:

- allowing migrants to vote

What basis of the :kingsley: Illegals are Voting:kingsley: talking point? Is this something new or just the same Democrats steal elections garbage?

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y




You know you've failed as a comedian when even the practice audience you built out of straw is heckling you.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012


Christ Muir, what porn are you tracing these days? Whoever modeled for this originally needs medical help.

bitey
Jul 13, 2003

Tell the truth and run.

Sir Rolo posted:



Christ Muir, what porn are you tracing these days? Whoever modeled for this originally needs medical help.

Is this just poor artwork, or does he fetishize women without internal organs?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

bitey posted:

Is this just poor artwork, or does he fetishize women without internal organs?

....
both?

Cpt.Americant posted:

And now you just made me look up what rooftop voter was a reference to, since I had never heard that as a phrase before. I didn't think it was possible but you made that comment somehow even worse than it already was. There truly is always more and it truly is always worse.

Always glad to help people see the terrible in everything :tipshat:

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

:stonk:

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yes Mr. Benton, I too am furious that no one laughed at Jerry Seinfeld's "gay french king" joke. Obviously the modern stand-up audience has been lost to the P.C. police and laughter and mirth have been forever crushed by our society.

For reals though, since when did stand up comedians become such huge babies? Bombing a routine is a constant threat in stand-up, regardless of how well known you are. You've been in the biz long enough, Jerry, you know how this poo poo works.

Colosmicon
Jan 5, 2013

Gimnbo posted:

You know you've failed as a comedian when even the practice audience you built out of straw is heckling you.

But boy howdy, have you succeeded as a wizard.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Gee it's almost like there are factors other than "Gumption" that measure success in this country :v: You've almost got it Tinsley

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you



After the first panel I thought the audience was messing with him Brian Posehn style by yelling the wrong heckles.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

inkblot posted:

For reals though, since when did stand up comedians become such huge babies? Bombing a routine is a constant threat in stand-up, regardless of how well known you are. You've been in the biz long enough, Jerry, you know how this poo poo works.

I mean the concern is allegedly that the era of social media has ushered in an inherently unfair permanency around these kinds of jokes wherein, just because someone said one offensive thing ten years ago, they are permanently raked over the coals by implacable PC zealots. This is why Trevor Noah because a big talking point in this regard - people found old tweets of his with some lovely off-color jokes, so now there's a sense that if one routine bombs, your whole career is over.

It's important to note that nobody had said a single word about Seinfeld's gay French king joke until he himself brought it up as proof of PC silencing. Nobody wrote think-pieces about it. Nobody complained about it on Twitter. Nobody even complained about it during the actual routine. He didn't get heckled by people calling him a homophobe, he just threw out a joke that bombed. That was his entire evidence.

It's some craven poo poo. Because there's this ready-made narrative about silencing from the intolerant left, it's now possible for has-been or never-was comedians to deny any responsibility for their own fuckups and get taken seriously for it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mister Adequate posted:

Now see THIS is how to polititoon. References to Ancient Greek mythology left and right. Eating Prometheus' liver, Sisyphus, Scylla and Charybdis, that's what I''m talking about.


Yeah, these are drat cool. Not a DEBT in sight.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

... and once again, the comic ends before we hear what the punchline would have been. How many times do these loving anti-jokes do this? They set up this premise of a jokester starting with a slightly risque opening, then cut themselves off before they can justify themselves by being an actual joke.

Do you wanna know what happens when someone sets up an opening like this among real people? There's a slightly nervous "okay..." from a few listeners, then when the joke lands it's either funny or it isn't, and people either laugh or do not laugh. I've heard some racist, sexist, irreverent jokes in my time, some hilarious, some loving awful, and not once has the joke-teller been cut off before delivering the actual punchline. It's just, if that joke falls flat, they look like a lovely human being, rather than just someone who knows a bad joke.

I just wish these loving cowards would stop with this "oh this joke would be SO FUNNY if only I was allowed to finish it" blueballing. Justify the joke. Let us understand why you have that setup. Stop pretending you're being brave and be that brave. Let us judge your work on its own merits rather than hiding its presupposed hilarity behind the skirts of political correctness.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
sketch I made in reaction to Varoufakis Stepping aside from his post to help Tsipras remove any excuses the troika has to rejecting Greece's initiatives.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


It always bums me out to see these and realize that our political cartoonists can only make pop culture references, and even then they gently caress it up

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Reminder: this is a woman who is over 40 with a couple of kids.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Bob James posted:

Reminder: this is a woman who is over 40 with a couple of kids.

Reminder: this is a badly Photoshopped image of an anorexic with fake tits.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Jedit posted:

Reminder: this is a badly Photoshopped image of an anorexic with fake tits.

Yes, which is why its use is really bad.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

has anyone informed Chris Muir that embassies can't just buy foreign land, declare it theirs and run businesses under their own tax laws?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
That would be touching the poop, you see.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

axolotl farmer posted:

has anyone informed Chris Muir that embassies can't just buy foreign land, declare it theirs and run businesses under their own tax laws?

Maybe you don't realize just how rich Don Portago is.
And it doesn't matter anyways, because if Hillary Clinton can do it with the insurance money she stole from the families of the Benghazi victims, then Don doing it is only balancing the scales and giving the underdog Muir clan a fair chance.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Rorus Raz posted:

God drat that is a lot of :words: to pretend you don't hate gay people.

Yeah your previous one where you told people to throw themselves down a flight of stairs if they thought gay people were oppressed really reads like "love", Adam. Also how convenient that it's okay for you to not give up sex but gay people have to.

Surely the fact that someone "that dumb" is in that position instead of any number of more qualified people is the ultimate proof of this statement being true, no?

Taciturn Tactician fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jul 6, 2015

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

This cartoon ain't railing against the PC Police. He's being heckled because his jokes aren't representative enough. His complaint is that you can no longer create anything without including the obligatory token Black dude, Asian, Jew, Female, Gay, Transwoman and Giraffeperson.

The point is obscured by the inept presentation as well as the random anti-alcoholic lady in the middle, but I'm pretty sure it's that. This guy is not bombing because of his lack of comedic timing or inability to convey a point, it's just because of all those underrepresented minorities giving him a hard time over the lack of role models in the vaunted "two guys walk into a bar" medium.

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