Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

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kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

subpar anachronism posted:

Irving and bringmyfishback are right- they're 'gluten free sugar free low carb' marshmallows.

So they're exactly what they look like then: styrofoam peanuts cut in half.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:47

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# ? May 20, 2024 20:17

pienipple: Mar 20, 2009; That's wrong!

poorly aerated gelatin chunks

# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:01

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

S'mless.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:32

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

goodbye, thread

# ? Jul 6, 2015 22:31

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Did they try to bake the bun at the same time as cooking the dog? Pigs in a blanket gone horribly wrong? Crack dog?

# ? Jul 6, 2015 22:55

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

*robert stack voice* tonight, on unsolved mysteries

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:02

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Doobie: "we have to cook, i tell you what"

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:06

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

I like a bit of blow with my meal too, but I've never tried toasting it.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:08

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Toad in the grave.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:50

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

goodbye, thread

What the gently caress

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:57

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

An attempt at bananas foster, I believe.

Bananas Fucker.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:59

Zombear: Dec 4, 2007; Catchphrase!

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Those of you who think this looks good are forgetting that the center cube could be ANYTHING.

HairyNipple! posted:

loving hell, that looks like a Beksiński painting.

This was my first thought too, that thing is creepier than any food has the right to be.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:09

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Zombear posted:

Those of you who think this looks good are forgetting that the center cube could be ANYTHING.

This was my first thought too, that thing is creepier than any food has the right to be.

Maybe an egg yolk held in cube shape by the surrounding meat.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:13

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Zombear posted:

Those of you who think this looks good are forgetting that the center cube could be ANYTHING.

Strictly speaking, we don't know that this isn't an elaborate tiling job. There could be anything of any shape or configuration in the center. What, you wanna live forever? :getin:

# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:49

Overbite: Jan 24, 2004; I'm a vtuber expert

If you bit into the cube sandwich the cubes would go everywhere and make a mess.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:57

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tried these today. They are quite tasty, do recommend.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:58

Overbite: Jan 24, 2004; I'm a vtuber expert

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tried these today. They are quite tasty, do recommend.

I did a trip report on these a page or two ago and I heartily disagree. I was expecting them to taste like Captain Crunch.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:03

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Zombear posted:

Those of you who think this looks good are forgetting that the center cube could be ANYTHING.

Sand!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:08

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

I'd put a little cube of galena in there because (1) galena looks cool (2) galena is lead and (3) gently caress whoever plans to eat that sandwich you knew it was a gamble from the outset :argh:

# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:14

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Data Graham posted:

Also flash-frozen instead of slow-frozen like in your fridge; this helps them retain fresh texture when thawed/cooked.

Mmm flash frozen is pretty good. Jamie Oliver is a big advocate for flash frozen vegetables.

I got his cooking on a budget book and its jammed full of "Use frozen spinach dawg"

# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:29

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

bringmyfishback posted:

I remember this from The Dig.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:32

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

JohnnyCanuck posted:

loving minecraft modders

You might actually be on to something there. Cheese and meat cubes and cubed toast, call it Minecraft food to a kid that's a picky eater!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:55

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Overbite posted:

If you bit into the cube sandwich the cubes would go everywhere and make a mess.

Well I'll just unhinge my jaw and go to town.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:01

Zombear: Dec 4, 2007; Catchphrase!

cash crab posted:

Sand!

The sand which is in the middle.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:05

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

evobatman posted:

I remember this from The Dig.

That part was the worst.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:32

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Overbite posted:

If you bit into the cube sandwich the cubes would go everywhere and make a mess.

Transglutaminase! (aka 'meat glue') :chef:

# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:37

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Zombear posted:

The sand which is in the middle.

i am very mad at you right now

# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:50

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Zombear posted:

The sand which is in the middle.

gently caress you

# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:52

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

# ? Jul 7, 2015 05:02

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Yeah, konbini sandwiches are always, always a trap.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 05:12

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

I wish I could post a gif of the How It's Made Egg Salad Gas Station Sandwich or the same show's episode on those Little Debbie's Strawberry Shortcake Rolls.

Both look like a metal machine pooping respective fillings out en masse. With crusty, dried bits of food dingleberries on the nozzles

# ? Jul 7, 2015 05:31

Battle Rockers: Aug 3, 2008; i wanna witness ur slit

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

There's a law against this, surely? Even in such an exotic locale as Nippon?

# ? Jul 7, 2015 06:02

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Gridlocked posted:

Mmm flash frozen is pretty good. Jamie Oliver is a big advocate for flash frozen vegetables.

Are there actually companies selling frozen vegetables that aren't flash frozen?

# ? Jul 7, 2015 08:30

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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
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Tiggum posted:

Are there actually companies selling frozen vegetables that aren't flash frozen?

There surely is. Corners are cut everywhere.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 12:18

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Tiggum posted:

Are there actually companies selling frozen vegetables that aren't flash frozen?

Ferma, I'm pretty sure.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:00

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

death .cab for qt posted:

I wish I could post a gif of the How It's Made Egg Salad Gas Station Sandwich or the same show's episode on those Little Debbie's Strawberry Shortcake Rolls.

Both look like a metal machine pooping respective fillings out en masse. With crusty, dried bits of food dingleberries on the nozzles

How It's Made is awesome except that everything in the world is extruded out of a loving nozzle. Ok I understand how everything is made now thank you History Channel.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:04