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hi,hello
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 14:53 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:31 |
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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...r-10371438.html Cristiano Ronaldo found a girl's lost phone and not only arranged to bring it back to her, but also took her and her friends out to dinner. Messi would have sold the phone to some terrorist fence and instructed his accountant to launder the money while staring at the ground.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 14:53 |
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Messi would've installed a custom catte rom and posted about it in yospos
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 14:55 |
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Brony Car posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...r-10371438.html What a true philanthropist. That one gross girl is even kissing him. Ugh. We all know that Ronaldo stole her phone then used it as an excuse to take her out to dinner. Creep.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:00 |
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Wonder if he would have been so nice if she'd been fat
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:06 |
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He was def checking out all her phone pics like a proper creep
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:08 |
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25143
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:12 |
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lol Cristiano wears lifts
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:21 |
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stickyfngrdboy posted:Wonder if he would have been so nice if she'd been fat
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:25 |
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Brony Car posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...r-10371438.html Good lad
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 15:28 |
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The night didn't end there
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 16:06 |
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Brony Car posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...r-10371438.html This guy....what an unbelievable human being. 90% of other humans would just keep the phone to themselves, but Ronaldo goes to the effort of tracking the owner and then takes her out to dinner for the trouble?? I mean, you couldn't make up a nicer person than this, truly reality is better than fiction. And you know for sure that after all that he banged two or more of those chicks, which he is allowed to do now that he's single after his long time girlfriend cheated on him and broke up with him leaving him heartbroken, and you also know that by the end of the night all those girls left satisfied, both gastronomically and sexually. Transcendent. Meanwhile Messi was losing yet another cup final, and looking ugly and short while doing it.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 16:18 |
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hmmm, yes, this completely real happenstance surely convinces me of Ronald's unfaltering heterosexuality!!
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 16:22 |
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stickyfngrdboy posted:He was def checking out all her phone pics like a proper creep Yeah he checked the hell out of all the selfies and figured he'd take this hot girl and all her hot friends out and back to his room. Hell, I respect his game
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:52 |
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You guys are assuming her phone was unlocked and did not have a password, which is pretty loving problematic.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:01 |
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Having worked somewhere that takes phones in for recycling/trade-ins I can assure you that most people don't lock their phones.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:03 |
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Brony Car posted:You guys are assuming her phone was unlocked and did not have a password, which is pretty loving problematic. How did he find her?
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:06 |
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stickyfngrdboy posted:How did he find her? You never lost a phone and then texted contact information to it or called it so whoever found it could return it? It worked for me once and it has happened to friends of mine. Either way, it's sad that a guy can't be nice without everyone second-guessing him. No wonder he's been looking sad lately.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:19 |
Real Name Grover posted:The night didn't end there girls these days have no shame
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 21:12 |
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mancini at 50 pissing all over his own team https://vine.co/v/enBP3eBQHrn
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:31 |
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I cannot believe Cristiano is out there fornicating instead of waiting for marriage like a good Christian boy.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:38 |
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all good christian boys are brazilians like kaka and rivaldo, they're jesus freaks over there (because they're poor and ignorant lmao)
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:39 |
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41532 Big Black Dick posted:25143 this is lunacy
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:44 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:41532 One of you doesn't understand the numbering system.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:58 |
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Mean Bean Machine posted:This guy....what an unbelievable human being. 90% of other humans would just keep the phone to themselves, but Ronaldo goes to the effort of tracking the owner and then takes her out to dinner for the trouble?? I mean, you couldn't make up a nicer person than this, truly reality is better than fiction. And you know for sure that after all that he banged two or more of those chicks, which he is allowed to do now that he's single after his long time girlfriend cheated on him and broke up with him leaving him heartbroken, and you also know that by the end of the night all those girls left satisfied, both gastronomically and sexually. Transcendent. Meanwhile Messi was losing yet another cup final, and looking ugly and short while doing it. MBM is going to start leaving a ton of phones around the Bernabeu
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:08 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:this is lunacy If you don't think ronald is a beautiful creature put on earth for our visual enjoyment I can't even.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 00:08 |
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El Hefe posted:I cannot believe Cristiano is out there fornicating instead of waiting for marriage like a good Christian boy. Terrible example he's setting for his son.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 00:45 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:MBM is going to start leaving a ton of phones around the Bernabeu What?! I'm not gay, bro....
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:19 |
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http://gfycat.com/MaleScalyAquaticleech
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:21 |
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Tekkers
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:26 |
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Brazil-Germany was a year ago today, apparently https://streamable.com/o8ii
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 05:47 |
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El Hefe posted:I cannot believe Cristiano is out there fornicating instead of waiting for marriage like a good Christian boy. I think Ronald is catholic so he can have a 5-way with hot babes and then just go to confession and make everything right, the priest will probably congratulate him for being so alpha. Catholicism owns.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 05:55 |
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Drogadon posted:I think Ronald is catholic so he can have a 5-way with hot babes and then just go to confession and make everything right, the priest will probably congratulate him for being so alpha. Catholicism owns. his name is Cristiano not Catolico
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 06:11 |
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Big Black Dick posted:If you don't think ronald is a beautiful creature put on earth for our visual enjoyment I can't even. Yeah but sex with him would suck. You've seen what he's like when someone else shoots first.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 09:54 |
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ronaldo owns.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 10:45 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:Brazil-Germany was a year ago today, apparently Still owns so hard. Love seeing the crying Brazilians
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:25 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:57 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:Brazil-Germany was a year ago today, apparently I miss klose already, he is such a beautiful man
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:22 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:31 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:31 |
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lmao that is pure fear
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:31 |