Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

I'm just mad I couldn't find a decently priced white leather case. I had a white silicone one but it literally fell apart after about a year of use.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 04:38

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:23

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Say Nothing posted:

"Why don't you just put the whole world in a Otterbox, Spider-man?"

# ? Jul 7, 2015 07:16

Sextro: Aug 23, 2014

Death to cases, good quality screen cover and insurance only.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 09:12

Sextro: Aug 23, 2014

Death to cases, good quality screen cover and insurance only.

Joe Fisto posted:

Giant Size Little Marvels AVX #2

For content, I had not known this was a thing. Gotta get.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 09:13

Kainser: Apr 27, 2010; O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

That comic is a delight.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 10:26

Soylentbits: Apr 2, 2007; im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

Kainser posted:

That comic is a delight.

...Beetlejuice?

# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:01

Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

Soylentbits posted:

...Beetlejuice?

He is clearly named Bob.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:49

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

... Said just before macing a GameStop employee.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:01

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Say Nothing posted:

... Said just before macing a GameStop employee.

idgi

# ? Jul 8, 2015 02:58

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

There's an internet personality named Chris-Chan. Long story short he is an extremely emotionally stunted autistic man who made a comic about his "original character" Sonichu and 4chan and others have been trolling and harassing him online for years causing him break down even further.

Somewhat recently he's been on a personal crusade against Sega because the new Sonic game/cartoon made Sonic's arms blue instead of tan like in the original games. He's gone so far as to send threatening letters to Sega offices and making his own shoddy covers for the game that he's been pasting over in-store copies causing him to get banned. A while back he was making a scene in a Gamestop and he maced an employee and was arrested.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:17

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Jesus I thought he'd have calmed down and grown up by now.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:28

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

SynthOrange posted:

Jesus I thought he'd have calmed down and grown up by now.

To be more accurate I should have said she, as Chris is now identifying as trans and goes by Christine I believe.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:35

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Oh, Virginia - you have to have a law where pepper spraying someone is the same as releasing nerve gas or lethal choking agents.

Chris is gonna be currency in the pokey - if putting a bomb in a mailbox constitutes a "weapon of mass destruction" these days...pepper spray is intentional and first-degree.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 06:05

Angry Walrus: Aug 31, 2013; Quinn it
to
Win it.

It's not his first run-in with the law either, I believe.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:13

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I didn't know "being too creepy by half" was a felony.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:43

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

LoonShia posted:

I didn't know "being too creepy by half" was a felony.

It's honestly a step in the right direction.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 12:04

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Sefer posted:

He is clearly named Bob.

Boblejuice.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 12:11

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

The Boys 6

# ? Jul 8, 2015 12:29

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Sizone posted:

The Boys 6

...please tell me that wasn't the source of that hero's power.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:34

Anora: Feb 16, 2014; I fuckin suck!🪠

No, he just had it up there. The Boys was weird, it was like what an immature teenagers thinks the 90's were like, but edgier.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:03

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Ex-Commissioner-now-Batman Gordon and the new Commissioner.

Batman #42

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:21

zoux: Apr 28, 2006; Can't post for 5 hours!

So, where's Bruce Wayne?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:36

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Anora posted:

No, he just had it up there. The Boys was weird, it was like what an immature teenagers thinks the 90's were like, but edgier.

That's Garth Ennis' entire body of work, including things he wrote in the 90s. It's wonderful.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:43

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

SynthOrange posted:

Jesus I thought he'd have calmed down and grown up by now.

I don't think that's medically possible.

zoux posted:

So, where's Bruce Wayne?

I've been wondering the same thing.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:44

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

I've been wondering the same thing.

According to the end of the last issue, he was hangin' on a park bench.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:45

PantsOptional: Dec 27, 2012; All I wanna do is make you bounce

zoux posted:

So, where's Bruce Wayne?

"Dead," aka not dead at all.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:47

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

I think the thing that bothers me most about that page (and don't get me wrong, nearly EVERYTHING about these batman comics bothers me) is that somehow he became completely invisible despite his costume not covering his mouth.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:58

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

zoux posted:

So, where's Bruce Wayne?

You can find out in this issue.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:58

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Ignite Memories posted:

I think the thing that bothers me most about that page (and don't get me wrong, nearly EVERYTHING about these batman comics bothers me) is that somehow he became completely invisible despite his costume not covering his mouth.

How do you know that the costume isn't covering his mouth and is just invisible so people could see his lips?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:39

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Cause then he'd just hologram on a generic jawline and could have kept the mustache underneath :smith:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:51

NorgLyle: Sep 20, 2002; Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Jesus, what have they done to Maggie Sawyer. I mean to robo Barman is crazy but realizing that was supposed to be Maggie is the really shocking part of that image for me.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:42

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

You know it's spelled Batman, right? You've called him Barman in two threads now.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:22

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

You know it's spelled Batman, right? You've called him Barman in two threads now.

I noticed it too and thought he was trying to (poorly) combine Gordon and Batman into one word.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:29

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Bortman

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:42

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Zeeman posted:

Bortman

Who can't get personalised license plates for the bortmobile because everywhere is sold out.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:00

zoux: Apr 28, 2006; Can't post for 5 hours!

Zeeman posted:

Bortman

Are you talking to me?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:22

Vengeance of Pandas: Sep 8, 2008; THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

Anora posted:

No, he just had it up there. The Boys was weird, it was like what an immature teenagers thinks the 90's were like, but edgier.

It was basically Garth Ennis sniggering away at cape comics with, to quote one critic, "rape and dismemberment jokes legitimized by industrial levels of sentimentality".

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:01