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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


syscall girl posted:

As long as it has grenades that can be thrown underwater and dart guns that don't work on land I'm in.

No it looks like they're skipping straight to xcom: apocalypse what with the megaprimus persistent city.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



PittTheElder posted:

Has there ever been a bad major Gary Oldman performance? I mean, I know he's been in some terrible films, but I've never seen him not kill it on screen.

I'd hazard a guess and say he's one of the finest actors in the history of cinema. I can't think of a single role where he didn't absolutely knock poo poo out.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Good night, Princess Calabash, wherever you are.

QuantumNinja
Mar 8, 2013

Trust me.
I pretend to be a ninja.



stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

BonHair posted:

But neither dicks nor butts have bones?

Actually...

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Sorry I'm only obsessed with human penises.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Thump! posted:

I'd hazard a guess and say he's one of the finest actors in the history of cinema. I can't think of a single role where he didn't absolutely knock poo poo out.

The white jamacian drug dealer in True Romance had an iffy accent.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Istari posted:

What is it ? Is it a cake ?
I really hope it's a cake, so I can continue to dream about some poor heart-broken 6-year-old wailing while their freaked-out friends devour that thing's face.


If anyone really want s to know here's the full story. It's involves a critically ill little girl, a non profit organization made up of volunteer bakers and Reddit users being poo poo heads.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I was going through Google's deep dream pics, and found this:



That is all.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
yo dawg

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Why can't that thing show up on antiques roadshow?

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
Googled for Deep Dream images. This was in an anonymous imgur link

http://i.imgur.com/N7VqB1g.gifv

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Kikka posted:

Googled for Deep Dream images. This was in an anonymous imgur link

http://i.imgur.com/N7VqB1g.gifv

drat given the time it takes for deep dream to compute one pic I have no idea how long this must have taken. Feels really familiar, probably mescaline or or salvia.

Also be careful when you google deep dream pic or browse the link, it's full of deeply dreamed porn and stretched sphincters.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
Guy with glasses! What are you doing with that giant teaspoon?
What are you doing with that giant eating tool?

I'm taking it to a giant who has no teaspoons.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Where we're going we don't need eyes to see...



Oh wait, we do? A shitload of them? Like everywhere? Uhm, okay...

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



spog posted:

The white jamacian drug dealer in True Romance had an iffy accent.

Haha I'll give you that. It's a pretty niche accent to nail down though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDgA9LUVMA

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Cosplay just keeps getting weirder.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Kikka posted:

Googled for Deep Dream images. This was in an anonymous imgur link

http://i.imgur.com/N7VqB1g.gifv

If you're going to post that from the other thread, you might as well continue on with Deep dreamed Fear and Loathing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyxSerkkP4o

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

I feel like Alex Grey is banging his head against a desk somewhere, frustrated that his life's work can be replicated by a computer in a few seconds.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Stryder posted:

I feel like Alex Grey is banging his head against a desk somewhere, frustrated that his life's work can be replicated by a computer in a few seconds.

Meanwhile, Vincent van Gogh is rolling in his grave for the same reason.



Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Spoon, Arthur! SPOOOON!

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Mierenneuker posted:

Where we're going we don't need eyes to see...



Oh wait, we do? A shitload of them? Like everywhere? Uhm, okay...

"Kos, or as some say, Kosm, give us eyes. Give us eyes."

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

drat given the time it takes for deep dream to compute one pic I have no idea how long this must have taken. Feels really familiar, probably mescaline or or salvia.

Also be careful when you google deep dream pic or browse the link, it's full of deeply dreamed porn and stretched sphincters.

I'm listening to night two of Fare Thee Well in Santa Clara right now, and this is totally triggering an acid flashback for me.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

drat given the time it takes for deep dream to compute one pic I have no idea how long this must have taken. Feels really familiar, probably mescaline or or salvia.

Also be careful when you google deep dream pic or browse the link, it's full of deeply dreamed porn and stretched sphincters.

nothing like mescaline, never tried salvia (after my time), but it does look a lot like when I used to do 20+ hits of acid. I try to explain to people how I could see the air and it looked just like that around everything.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ha cha-cha-cha-cha!

Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 17, 2009

Heh, yeah, 'round here I call myself The Enabler. I suspect pretty much everyone wishes they could be me -- I'm kind of a big deal, you see.

Doctor Bishop posted:

Meanwhile, Vincent van Gogh is rolling in his grave for the same reason.





There's probably going to need to be a PYF thread for these (if there isn't already?). I expect the internet is going to fill up very quickly with them.

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

Reported for ableism.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

can dogs be tried for perjury

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
The only time a dog ever lies is when you walk into a room and there's a completely destroyed pillow with feathers everywhere and Scruffy is trying his absolute best to look like he had nothing to do with it.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Rough Lobster posted:

The only time a dog ever lies is when you walk into a room and there's a completely destroyed pillow with feathers everywhere and Scruffy is trying his absolute best to look like he had nothing to do with it.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

can dogs be tried for perjury

Cats can be tried for purrjury

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

can dogs be tried for perjury

If they lie, they get put to sleep.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Of course the Dog Bible is a couple of Frisbees glued together.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

http://www.collegehumor.com.au/video/6883313/the-40-dirtiest-jokes-from-rockos-modern-life/

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