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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Homestar Runner posted:

Aga Radwanska is awesome, screw you guys :colbert:
Aga versus Jelena was my favorite match today, there was that one drop shot where she was way outside the court that was some wizard poo poo

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Djokovic/Anderson have resumed the 5th set from their match yesterday. Currently 2-2 but Anderson served first so that will be a huge advantage with no tiebreaker.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
I love how Anderson's not afraid to go toe to toe with Djokovic during the rallies. I just fear he's going to rue these missed chances eventually.

fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012
That was not a good game. At all.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
Shame. :( Great effort from Anderson, though.

Quaternion Cat
Feb 19, 2011

Affeline Space
The match between Maria Sharapova and Coco Vandeweghe just got interesting enough to put up with all the noises Sharapova makes, if those had been stopping you from watching.

Worfus
Sep 24, 2007
This men's major, like most men's majors, ends up eventually becoming just how hard can you root for Stan Wawrinka. As contenders are all brushed aside leaving it up to Stan to take down several of the big 4. I'm hoping he finishes off these next 2 majors for the grand slam 1 single victory in each major.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
On the other hand, let's go Federer

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I just don't like djokovic

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Tremendous Taste posted:

I just don't like djokovic
who does

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

i do but it's more a case of i'd rather he win than nadal, federer or murray

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Wawrinka-Gasquet is pretty fun, wish Richard would quit bottling it

Tacier
Jul 22, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

Wawrinka-Gasquet is pretty fun, wish Richard would quit bottling it

I love Gasquet but I just can't see him beating Djokovic, so I'm conflicted on who to root for here.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

I can't believe Gasquet didn't choke and lose.

We were so close to the top four seeds in the semis too.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.

Tacier posted:

I love Gasquet but I just can't see him beating Djokovic, so I'm conflicted on who to root for here.

This is me. We basically got the least competitive semi-final possible in the top half. But I'm happy for Gasquet.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

poo poo Farm posted:

i do but it's more a case of i'd rather he win than nadal, federer or murray

How can you like him more than Federer or Murray

Waynebo
May 18, 2004

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my god. It even has a watermark.

Worfus posted:

This men's major, like most men's majors, ends up eventually becoming just how hard can you root for Stan Wawrinka. As contenders are all brushed aside leaving it up to Stan to take down several of the big 4. I'm hoping he finishes off these next 2 majors for the grand slam 1 single victory in each major.

I always root for Stan because he abandoned his wife and daughter to focus on tennis, that is some real American poo poo. :911:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Gasquet is gonna get destroyed by Djoker. Stan should have come through. :smith:

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

Jose posted:

How can you like him more than Federer or Murray

murray's just a miserable bastard and i dunno with federer i've had my dislike of him for years

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

poo poo Farm posted:

murray's just a miserable bastard and i dunno with federer i've had my dislike of him for years

Djokovic is a huge fraud who also fakes injury to mess with peoples heads

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Everyone in tennis is a dope fraud except my boys Monfils and Kei Nishikori.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Andy Murray has the charisma of drywall


go Aga :toot:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

my favorite andy murray moments are when people call him english

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I started liking murray when he hired Mauresmo.

fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012
Murray is alright. Love it when he tweets about the WTA.

Aga has a BP!

E: fantastic point by Aga. Will serve for the set.

Not sure who to root for here, Garbine probably has a better chance against Serena, but Aga, got to love Aga.

fancyclown fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Jul 9, 2015

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Nice cheating from Aga's camp. Got what she deserved from Hawkeye.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Muguruza is the more competitive opponent for Serena anyway. Glad to see her through, but hopefully the nerves won't get to her too much.

Serena/Maria about to start. Should have all the drama of paint drying.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
I think Sharapova will win a set. Probably something like 6-2 5-7 6-3.

Also Murray's great and I hope he wins the tournament.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Three double faults in the first game :doh:

Doesn't look good for Sharapova.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Glare Seethe posted:

I think Sharapova will win a set. Probably something like 6-2 5-7 6-3.
I've got a bridge to sell you...

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.

Josh Lyman posted:

I've got a bridge to sell you...

I totally nailed the number of sets won by Serena.

Serena v Muguruza is actually a decent final. I like that we get another up-and-comer in a major final after Bouchard and Halep did it last year.

Resonance
Dec 17, 2002

Don't give me any shit about plumbers, Jan.

Homestar Runner posted:

Andy Murray has the charisma of drywall

Tim Henman taught him the art of 'being boring' with the press to avoid getting savaged by the British tabloids.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I wonder if Andy Murray secretly hates the English claiming him when he only thinks of himself as Scottish.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

I wonder if Andy Murray secretly hates the English claiming him when he only thinks of himself as Scottish.

I don't think that's a secret.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Aga should fire all her staff.

Also now we know where all the Spanish doping program money went to

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
tennis is pointless again :(

fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Aga should fire all her staff.

Yup, she's clearly thinking about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vibX8IFIibE

fancyclown fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jul 10, 2015

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Sergiy Stakhovsky is famous for his controversial opinions on tour, and he has caused a stir once again while discussing the sexuality of both ATP and WTA players.





Stakhovsky - who is best known for shocking Roger Federer at Wimbledon in 2013 - declared that there “are definitely no gays” in the ATP top 100, while also stating that “almost every other player is a lesbian” on the WTA tour.

Well... that happened.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

That is such a straight blokey thing to say. No men are gay but loads of gay ladies. They all sleep together and have pillow fights right? What an idiot.

Gasguet in 'isn't folding immediately' shocker.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lid posted:

Sergiy Stakhovsky is famous for his controversial opinions on tour, and he has caused a stir once again while discussing the sexuality of both ATP and WTA players.





Stakhovsky - who is best known for shocking Roger Federer at Wimbledon in 2013 - declared that there “are definitely no gays” in the ATP top 100, while also stating that “almost every other player is a lesbian” on the WTA tour.

Well... that happened.

what's the over/under on how many wta top 100 turned him down? 20? 30?

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