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cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

SLOSifl posted:

This looks delicious and the other three dozen feral cats in my colony agree. Is this anywhere near the burned out bus factory in Texarkana? If not can you pick us up

This made me laugh a lot.

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ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

So true story. I've been watching a lot of Hannibal lately, and that show can get pretty loving gruesome with human blood and gore. The scene that made me literally gag however involved this aspic:



I think the chatlog to my other goon friend while watching the scene where it was unveiled was like, "Holy god, Hannibal is a monster. He made a fish aspic."

edit:
This post about the food on the show is also a pro read:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663468

ErIog has a new favorite as of 03:45 on Jul 9, 2015

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Stargazy jello.

:cosby:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

ErIog posted:

So true story. I've been watching a lot of Hannibal lately, and that show can get pretty loving gruesome with human blood and gore. The scene that made me literally gag however involved this aspic:



I think the chatlog to my other goon friend while watching the scene where it was unveiled was like, "Holy god, Hannibal is a monster. He made a fish aspic."

edit:
This post about the food on the show is also a pro read:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663468

Man I dunno what's wrong with me but that looks cool. I sure as gently caress wouldn't eat it, christ, but it just looks interesting.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Man I dunno what's wrong with me but that looks cool. I sure as gently caress wouldn't eat it, christ, but it just looks interesting.

The part of me that likes art appreciates the visuals. The part of me that thinks about consuming it for sustenance is weeping somewhere in a dark closet.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


ErIog posted:

The part of me that likes art appreciates the visuals. The part of me that thinks about consuming it for sustenance is weeping somewhere in a dark closet.

:allears: The funny part is that the actors had to eat the aspic, they ended spitting that poo poo once the scene was done.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ErIog posted:

The part of me that likes art appreciates the visuals. The part of me that thinks about consuming it for sustenance is weeping somewhere in a dark closet.

That basically describes Hannibal in a nutshell.

Dude's doing American Gods next. The fertility goddess scene, if done right, could add a whole new dimension to anti-food porn.

Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 04:32 on Jul 9, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Plinkey posted:

I like how he still had a minute and ten seconds left until it was 'done'.

This picture gets more depth with every look. It should be in the Smithsonian.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Desperado Bones posted:

:allears: The funny part is that the actors had to eat the aspic, they ended spitting that poo poo once the scene was done.
That's what you do though. You can't keep eating for real throughout multiple takes.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

p-hop posted:

"cottage cheese and salmon mold" sounds like something you'd find all the way in the back of your fridge.

or tween yo mama legs

Why did I look under that spoiler :cry: :barf::bang::barf:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Dienes posted:

In a similar vein


Glazed pork is super delicious.

Vanilla is an amazing spice.

I've had plenty of savory vanilla-flavored dishes (and vanilla tea, which is awesome), but I can't quite wrap my head around sweet vanilla pork.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Hi friends!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hate to be your enemy if that's what you do to friends.

e: do your enemies have to eat one?

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Crow Jane posted:

Dude's doing American Gods next. The fertility goddess scene, if done right, could add a whole new dimension to anti-food porn.

You don't like deviled eggs?

Anyway,

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I thought those were gum balls at first.

Nope. Cotton candy flavored cheese balls. Humanity has hit a new low.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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:hurr:'s

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Hello new desktop background

Take a pizza, leave a pizza.

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hello new desktop background

Take a pizza, leave a pizza.



That pizza is staring right into my soul.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


More of a pepperono pizza, really.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


exquisite tea posted:

More of a pepperuno pizza, really.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hello new desktop background

Take a pizza, leave a pizza.



There's no way that pepperoni is 8 inches :colbert:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hello new desktop background

Take a pizza, leave a pizza.



NSFW this, please.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.



Pretty sure this transitions beyond pizza rules into war crimes.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




are those saltine crackers, or scottish shortbread

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

There's no way that pepperoni is 8 inches :colbert:

The patriarchy strikes again

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


It looks like a lunchable in an adult serving size.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Saddest Rhino posted:

are those saltine crackers, or scottish shortbread

I think it's one of those surgical eyepatches.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Pastry of the Year posted:

I think it's one of those surgical eyepatches.

No, it's clearly the piece of polystyrene that an actual pizza came on.

Pig Head
Mar 9, 2006

He'll bite your face
First time I saw these was last summer on a houseboat vacation with my friends. They were delicious after a few joints and copious amounts of beer. Gross part was though, we all ended up realizing that not only do they stain the poo poo out of your tongue, they stain the poo poo out of your poo poo. No doubt I will avoid them until the next houseboat adventure.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hello new desktop background

Take a pizza, leave a pizza.



No ring, 0/10

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Spotted this on the back of my marmite jar this morning



I instantly thought of this thread when reading that and took to google to find out how you apply marmite to sausages but was dissapointed to find out it actually wants you to put marmite in gravy to have with bangers and mash
Instead I decided to go with my original plan and add marmite directly to the sausages with all photos taken on my lovely camera phone
Here is the trip report


Not seen here: sausages


Aha! Frozen Richmond Irish sausages, fresh is always better but ends up being too expensive.


I had hoped for some badly freezer burnt ones but they seemed to have survived alright. The middle one is starting to go at the top


All cooked
The plan was to have one control sausage, one with the marmite put on and eaten as is and one with marmite added and then put in the oven for a little while longer


I'd never put marmite in the oven before so I wasn't sure how it would react.


Left is control, middle is uncooked marmite, right is cooked marmite. Also I decided to put it on my chips since I was already there


:britain:

The result: Success!
Obviously it was incredibly salty, the marmite was fine raw on the sausage but really shined when baked. The baked marmite sausage tasted like a meat twiglet which should really be a thing.
I suspect that baking marmite for more than a few minutes like I did would result in fire pretty quickly though.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



It glows like a sad pizza angel

Also: I've never had Marmite, and I'd try it, but they apparently just made it so that you can't get it in my country, so I cannot share in your salty sausage adventure

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

that "pizza" doesn't apply to the no pizza rules clause because it's clearly not a pizza, just some crackers and toppings.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Marmite is also very different depending on where you get it from.

But yeah it does go through a pretty amazing state change when baked. Cheese and marmite scrolls are a thing and amazingly good for the amount of marmite in them which as a marmite fan I would class as "way too loving much" for raw 'mite.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

freelop posted:


Not seen here: sausages

Pretty sure you posted this for this express purpose so here we go: do you have frozen mice in your freezer?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Pretty sure you posted this for this express purpose so here we go: do you have frozen mice in your freezer?

Guessing he owns a snake.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Dienes posted:

Guessing he owns a snake.

Or he intends to stretch the limits of no pizza rules :)

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

cash crab posted:

Or he intends to stretch the limits of no pizza rules :)

I'm more OK with adding frozen mice than with the trashcan lunchables version posted above.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


don't diss trashcan food under my roof son

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Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


FlyinPingu posted:

that "pizza" doesn't apply to the no pizza rules clause because it's clearly not a pizza, just some crackers and toppings.

Sounds like something a pizza hitler would say.

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