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I'm quite enjoying that every big moment and intense replay has a giant loving zebra head in the background, really adds a bit of gravitas
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Jul 9, 2015 14:02
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Aleem Dar is the worst umpire by so far it's not even close
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Jul 9, 2015 14:03
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I would like to know what Rogers and Warner were talking about because Warner had to know it pitched outside leg.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:05
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First good thing Cook has done all test
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Jul 9, 2015 14:07
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Good catch that
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Jul 9, 2015 14:07
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Par might've been closer to 500 than 450.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:08
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warner gone but NOW STEVE SMITH
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Jul 9, 2015 14:09
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Doesn't have steel balls apparently.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:11
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That's the best nick ever
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Jul 9, 2015 14:11
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Needs a stretcher
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Jul 9, 2015 14:11
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That looked bloody painful
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Jul 9, 2015 14:11
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Hit him square amidships Aggers, the poor oval office must be in agony
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Jul 9, 2015 14:11
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Cook dropped a ball.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:11
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Right in the gentleman's penis
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Jul 9, 2015 14:12
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That is nasty.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:12
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Noxin of Shame posted:Cook dropped a ball. 
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Jul 9, 2015 14:12
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Wait, no: RIGHT IN THE COOK
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Jul 9, 2015 14:12
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EMC posted:Aleem Dar is the worst umpire by so far it's not even close Considering he's the senior umpire in world cricket he's very good at folding his arms, walking away and going 'nothin to do with me mate' whenever there's a gently caress up like when Dharmasena decided to give James Taylor out in that world cup game.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:12
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Shocking stuff really, none of the English players seem particularly concerned about their captain in complete agony
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Jul 9, 2015 14:14
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Lionel Richie posted:Considering he's the senior umpire in world cricket he's very good at folding his arms, walking away and going 'nothin to do with me mate' whenever there's a gently caress up like when Dharmasena decided to give James Taylor out in that world cup game. hahah I forgot about that bit of incompetence
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Jul 9, 2015 14:15
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Root evidently thought it was hilarious, I like him
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Jul 9, 2015 14:15
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Looked upper thigh to me. Probably really hurt but it didn't hit him in the bollocks.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:16
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Dead Goon posted:Looked upper thigh to me. Probably really hurt but it didn't hit him in the bollocks. He might have huge bollocks
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Jul 9, 2015 14:18
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Dead Goon posted:Looked upper thigh to me. Probably really hurt but it didn't hit him in the bollocks. Might be worth getting your eyes(or possibly balls) checked.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:19
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Dead Goon posted:Looked upper thigh to me. Probably really hurt but it didn't hit him in the bollocks. Interesting that you are so sure about the size and position of Cooks testicles. You are aware that even a grazing blow will hurt like hell, yeah? Have you ever been hit in the upper thigh by a cricket ball?
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Jul 9, 2015 14:20
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Alastair Cock.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:20
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I was bowling in the nets when I was about 20 and the ball was driven back and it took one of the posts and reflected back onto my upper thigh. It sure felt like it hit me directly in the balls. Any hit to that area sucks bad.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:22
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Dead Goon posted:Looked upper thigh to me. Probably really hurt but it didn't hit him in the bollocks. Mr Dharmasena you should be watching the game and not posting!
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Jul 9, 2015 14:23
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Hahaha, good to have a debate about Cooks balls. Yes I have been hit by a cricket ball in the "upper thigh area". Yes it really really really hurt. I never said it didn't / wouldn't.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:23
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Sat here imagining Cook's balls, cock and upper thigh, got the horn a bit tbh
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Jul 9, 2015 14:25
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Ball chat has been the best thread topic since at least the world cup.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:26
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After watching the replays, I'm pretty sure he got a hand to it. Best cricket = testicle cricket If only that'd happened earlier in the day, we could have had "Cook embarrassed by morning Wood"
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Jul 9, 2015 14:26
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Noxin of Shame posted:"Cook embarrassed by morning Wood"
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Jul 9, 2015 14:27
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When you think about it, it's amazing how many times Cook has lost one of his pegs to a fast inswinger
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Jul 9, 2015 14:30
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Noxin of Shame posted:After watching the replays, I'm pretty sure he got a hand to it. 
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Jul 9, 2015 14:30
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webmeister posted:When you think about it, it's amazing how many times Cook has lost one of his pegs to a fast inswinger Yeah, but has he been out hit wicket before? Aaaaaaand I'm done. e: Apparently, Wood has been smashing them in the nuts Ok.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:31
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Watson would've saved this whole discussion by reviewing edit; and the TV umpire would be asking for "ball-tracking when it's available please"
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Jul 9, 2015 14:32
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Was going to have whinge about something in regards to the over rate but then some plums got jumbled. I'm content now. Lets go stevie.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:33
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I am not his biggest fan but Anderson is going to be literally bowled to death on of these days by Cook. I know fast bowlers like to have nice long spells but he just seems to be always bowling.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:36
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anyone got a vid of cook copping it in the plums?
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