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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Rare Collectable posted:

Sounds like something a pizza hitler would say.

Say what you will about pizza Hitler, but he delivered your pizza in 30 minutes or less every time. Every time.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:11

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# ? May 31, 2024 11:06

pookel: Oct 27, 2011; Ultra Carp

Quiet Feet posted:

Say what you will about pizza Hitler, but he delivered your pizza in 30 minutes or less every time. Every time.

Uh, excuse me, but I believe it was pizza Mussolini who made the pizzas run on time.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:17

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Is this against pizza rules? I'm not sure I'd go for that.

This, however, is totally against any and all pizza rules.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:35

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This, however, is totally against any and all pizza rules.

Jesus Christ

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:42

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

cash crab posted:

don't diss trashcan food under my roof son

don't you mean lid

:downsrim:

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:52

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Is this against pizza rules? I'm not sure I'd go for that.

This, however, is totally against any and all pizza rules.

AUGHHHH

e: "Mmm a little slice of chewy dog" - my boss

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:54

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Dienes posted:

Guessing he owns a snake.

Yep.
At the time I thought it was funny to put in that post but in hindsight it wasn't.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:58

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Pig Head posted:

First time I saw these was last summer on a houseboat vacation with my friends. They were delicious after a few joints and copious amounts of beer. Gross part was though, we all ended up realizing that not only do they stain the poo poo out of your tongue, they stain the poo poo out of your poo poo. No doubt I will avoid them until the next houseboat adventure.

Sort of how like beets can do some pretty interesting things to your uh...colour of relieving? So if you ever eat something heavy on beets, no, you don't have to go directly to the hospital immediately.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 22:31

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Is this against pizza rules? I'm not sure I'd go for that.

This, however, is totally against any and all pizza rules.

Why the hell is Google DeepMind so obsessed with looking for dogs in everything? Is that the internet now? Dogs all the way down?

# ? Jul 9, 2015 23:47

Lonely Virgil: Oct 9, 2012

Pig Head posted:

First time I saw these was last summer on a houseboat vacation with my friends. They were delicious after a few joints and copious amounts of beer. Gross part was though, we all ended up realizing that not only do they stain the poo poo out of your tongue, they stain the poo poo out of your poo poo. No doubt I will avoid them until the next houseboat adventure.

I can confirm, these just like Captain Crunch Oops! All Berries turn you poo poo bright green.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 23:48

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

tribbledirigible posted:

Why the hell is Google DeepMind so obsessed with looking for dogs in everything? Is that the internet now? Dogs all the way down?

You're surprised?

# ? Jul 9, 2015 23:51

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

tribbledirigible posted:

Why the hell is Google DeepMind so obsessed with looking for dogs in everything? Is that the internet now? Dogs all the way down?

Because dogs is what it has been set to look for when analysing those images, I believe. My understanding of Deep Dream is that you set it to analyse for a particular thing - faces, animals, buildings, etc - and then it looks for the things, and when it finds the things, it enhances the bits it finds to make them look more like what it's looking for, and cycles back to the start. So if you set it to animals, you get animally things, if you set it to faces you get lots of eyes everywhere, if you set it to buildings you get architectural features, etc.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 23:57

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

Dienes posted:

In a similar vein

Not unlike Coca Cola Ham! A favorite book of mine (Red Sky at Morning) describes it as "a terrible thing to do to perfectly good Coca Cola and a perfectly good ham."

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/cola-basted-ham-recipe.html

# ? Jul 10, 2015 00:14

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

# ? Jul 10, 2015 00:15

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

thespaceinvader posted:

Because dogs is what it has been set to look for when analysing those images, I believe. My understanding of Deep Dream is that you set it to analyse for a particular thing - faces, animals, buildings, etc - and then it looks for the things, and when it finds the things, it enhances the bits it finds to make them look more like what it's looking for, and cycles back to the start. So if you set it to animals, you get animally things, if you set it to faces you get lots of eyes everywhere, if you set it to buildings you get architectural features, etc.

I understood it a bit differently, you give it an image, then it takes random noise and refines it into the bits it recognises in the original image. And because it's been trained on pictures of buildings and dogs, that's what it recognises. In everything.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 00:24

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

It's a still frame from that video log they found on the event horizon

# ? Jul 10, 2015 00:24

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

QuelleFuck posted:

Not unlike Coca Cola Ham! A favorite book of mine (Red Sky at Morning) describes it as "a terrible thing to do to perfectly good Coca Cola and a perfectly good ham."

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/cola-basted-ham-recipe.html

Oh, I used Dr.Pepper in my ham glaze and I've definitely used coca cola with meats before because it really breaks down the meat in a way that helps it get nice and tender. That said, it will annihilate it if you leave it too long.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 00:44

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thespaceinvader posted:

Because dogs is what it has been set to look for when analysing those images, I believe. My understanding of Deep Dream is that you set it to analyse for a particular thing - faces, animals, buildings, etc - and then it looks for the things, and when it finds the things, it enhances the bits it finds to make them look more like what it's looking for, and cycles back to the start. So if you set it to animals, you get animally things, if you set it to faces you get lots of eyes everywhere, if you set it to buildings you get architectural features, etc.

Dabir posted:

I understood it a bit differently, you give it an image, then it takes random noise and refines it into the bits it recognises in the original image. And because it's been trained on pictures of buildings and dogs, that's what it recognises. In everything.

I think it's both. Some of the images start as random noise, and they tell the program to look for X, amplify the characteristics of X, and then do it again and again. That gives you images that look vaguely like collections of whatever you told the program to look for, and in some cases, leads to weird results like looking for "dumbbells" and finding that the program thinks all dumbbells have arms attached to them.

Other images start as regular pictures, and they tell the program to find anything it can identify as a thing, and then amplify what it found. In that case, what it finds is strongly biased toward what it has been trained on, and this particular system has been exposed to lots of animals, especially dogs, so it's really good at finding things that might be (but clearly aren't) dogs. This is also why buildings turn up in landscape pictures, the program has apparently been trained on photos of cityscapes, so it thinks horizons should have buildings on them.

You could also tell it to look for animals in an actual picture, which is what I thought they did, but the Google blog post about it seems to suggest that isn't what was done.

You can also download the program and try it out yourself.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:10

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

It's a still frame from that video log they found on the event horizon

I see the food based version of that every day.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:29

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

PubicMice posted:

You don't like deviled eggs?

Anyway,

For about a minute after reading this post my sanity crashed and had to be rebooted so I could fully come to grasp with the abomination I had just witnessed

# ? Jul 10, 2015 02:02

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This, however, is totally against any and all pizza rules.

my fav toppings for pizza is mushroom, pineapple, golden retriever, and anonymous white sauce

# ? Jul 10, 2015 02:40

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

HOLY gently caress COTTON CANDY BALLS I BETTER LOSE MY poo poo AAAAAAAAAAAAAA :supaburn:

# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:07

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_piYJAGQImc

# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:28

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NotAnArtist posted:

HOLY gently caress COTTON CANDY BALLS I BETTER LOSE MY poo poo AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cotton candy flavoured CHEEZE balls

# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:35

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

NotAnArtist posted:

HOLY gently caress COTTON CANDY BALLS I BETTER LOSE MY poo poo AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nah it's right there, it's just green.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:44

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drrockso20 posted:

For about a minute after reading this post my sanity crashed and had to be rebooted so I could fully come to grasp with the abomination I had just witnessed

I can only really parse it by comparing it to Opps All Berries cereal. But I know its worse.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:09

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Wait, what does the mustard spell on those burst...hot dogs? I can only make out an E and a K on the bottom two.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:14

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Hirayuki posted:

Wait, what does the mustard spell on those burst...hot dogs? I can only make out an E and a K on the bottom two.

It is the name of the Old One, Ah'Skar M'yar, He Who Is Unsettlingly Uniform

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:20

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

NotAnArtist posted:

HOLY gently caress COTTON CANDY BALLS I BETTER LOSE MY poo poo AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shh friend, here, let me soothe you.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:32

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# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:49

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

those are neither, those are really bad tacos

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:12

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Shh friend, here, let me soothe you.

STOP SHOWING ME SAD HOTDOGS

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:23

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

cash crab posted:

STOP SHOWING ME SAD HOTDOGS

Mods, please.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:35

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cash crab posted:

STOP SHOWING ME SAD HOTDOGS

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:40

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

Chard posted:

It is the name of the Old One, Ah'Skar M'yar, He Who Is Unsettlingly Uniform

My name is a grilling word.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:49

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Humboldt Squid posted:

My name is a grilling word.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:51

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Dabir posted:

I understood it a bit differently, you give it an image, then it takes random noise and refines it into the bits it recognises in the original image. And because it's been trained on pictures of buildings and dogs, that's what it recognises. In everything.

For some reason this is what Deep Dream makes me think of:

quote:

Now logic is a wonderful thing but it has, as the processes of evolution discovered, certain drawbacks.

Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else which thinks at least as logically as it does. The easiest way to fool a completely logical robot is to feed it the same stimulus sequence over and over again so it gets locked in a loop. This was best demonstrated by the famous Herring Sandwich experiments conducted millennia ago at MISPWOSO (The MaxiMegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious).

A robot was programmed to believe that it liked herring sandwiches. This was actually the most difficult part of the whole experiment. Once the robot had been programmed to believe that it liked herring sandwiches, a herring sandwich was placed in front of it. Whereupon the robot thought to itself, "Ah! A herring sandwich! I like herring sandwiches."

It would then bend over and scoop up the herring sandwich in its herring sandwich scoop, and then straighten up again. Unfortunately for the robot, it was fashioned in such a way that the action of straightening up caused the herring sandwich to slip straight back off its herring sandwich scoop and fall on to the floor in front of the robot. Whereupon the robot thought to itself, "Ah! A herring sandwich�", etc., and repeated the same action over and over and over again. The only thing that prevented the herring sandwich from getting bored with the whole drat business and crawling off in search of other ways of passing the time was that the herring sandwich, being just a bit of dead fish between a couple of slices of bread, was marginally less alert to what was going on than was the robot.

The scientists at the Institute thus discovered the driving force behind all change, development and innovation in life, which was this: herring sandwiches. They published a paper to this effect, which was widely criticized as being extremely stupid. They checked their figures and realized that what they had actually discovered was "boredom", or rather, the practical function of boredom. In a fever of excitement they then went on to discover other emotions, Like "irritability", "depression", "reluctance", "ickiness" and so on. The next big breakthrough came when they stopped using herring sandwiches, whereupon a whole welter of new emotions became suddenly available to them for study, such as "relief", "joy", "friskiness", "appetite", "satisfaction", and most important of all, the desire for "happiness". This was the biggest breakthrough of all.

Vast wodges of complex computer code governing robot behaviour in all possible contingencies could be replaced very simply. All that robots needed was the capacity to be either bored or happy, and a few conditions that needed to be satisfied in order to bring those states about. They would then work the rest out for themselves.