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Lol if you don't have your manservant enrique grow the coffee beans himself.
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Lol that people think coffee is good
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Jul 11, 2015 06:49
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lol that people think coffee is good I'll rip out your horn and not even bother selling the ivory
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Jul 11, 2015 06:52
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lol that people think coffee is good apparently you don't hang with enrique
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Jul 11, 2015 06:54
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Coffee is the Arab world's gag on Europe. Successful marketing.
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Jul 11, 2015 07:41
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99% of coffee is hot garbage only drunk by people who dump 400 calories of cream and sugar into it to make it palatable. Tea drinkers know what's up and don't voluntarily consume acidic tasteless swill made from burning beans to a crisp and then boiling them till all flavor has vanished. The best cup of coffee I've ever had was at a coffee plantation in El Salvador. There's one perfect way to make coffee that will make it 1000x better but the beans have to be good and they have to be made in a french press. Hotplates destroy the flavor compounds and any beans already ground have lost the oils in the beans. Even after buying a bag of beans from the plantation and bringing them back to America and trying to make the coffee the same way I didn't manage to make it taste as good as the cup I got back there. It is easy to use a french press, grinding beans takes 15 seconds, water boils quickly, but coffee is such a staple drink that the faster way to make it is preferred. Pressing a button and getting hot coffee with little mess other then a disposable cup is want the majority of coffee drinkers want because despite what they say people don't "enjoy" coffee so much as they depend on it.
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Jul 11, 2015 07:52
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Grinding beans and sticking them in a plunger is very easy.
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Jul 11, 2015 08:13
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i like coffee yes
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Jul 11, 2015 08:16
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pentyne posted:99% of coffee is hot garbage only drunk by people who dump 400 calories of cream and sugar into it to make it palatable. Man, if you've only ever had good coffee from a French Press, you're missing out. Aeropress, V60, Siphons... there's a whole world of soft brewing methods just waiting to blow your mind.
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Jul 11, 2015 09:03
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everyone likes their own made coffee , much like farting.
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Jul 11, 2015 09:07
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darkhand posted:everyone likes their own made coffee , much like farting. Lol if you don't have Enrique to do your farting for you.
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Jul 11, 2015 10:08
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pentyne posted:99% of coffee is hot garbage only drunk by people who dump 400 calories of cream and sugar into it to make it palatable. I prefer instant coffee over other methods.
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Jul 11, 2015 11:09
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I don't know why the French press became popular when France is known for having the shittiest coffee. They import from Vietnam a lot and all their beans are the trash Robusta stuff that even Starbucks avoids.
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Jul 11, 2015 11:29
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Even Warhammer chat was better than loving coffee chat.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:14
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Mu Zeta posted:I don't know why the French press became popular when France is known for having the shittiest coffee. They import from Vietnam a lot and all their beans are the trash Robusta stuff that even Starbucks avoids. The French press was invented by an Italian.
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Jul 11, 2015 13:10
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Mu Zeta posted:I don't know why the French press became popular when France is known for having the shittiest coffee. They import from Vietnam a lot and all their beans are the trash Robusta stuff that even Starbucks avoids. That's because 'French press' is pure marketing. It was invented by an Italian and is called a 'plunger' in Europe, Australia and New Zealand. "French press" was invented to sell it in America. efb
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Jul 11, 2015 13:13
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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:That's because 'French press' is pure marketing. It was invented by an Italian and is called a 'plunger' in Europe, Australia and New Zealand. "French press" was invented to sell it in America. To be fair, in the UK we call it a cafetière so I assume the French press name came from that.
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Jul 11, 2015 13:18
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Ok, I wasn't aware of that. I'm an uncultured Kiwi and I know Irish people who call it a plunger as well so I guess I assumed that was a common name in Europe. One thing I should add: If you think French coffee is poo poo then come to east Asia. In Japan and Korea (possibly China too), coffee is usually found in cans in vending machines/convenience stores, and Starbucks style coffee is the norm.
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Jul 11, 2015 13:23
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Sup fellow kiwi.
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Jul 11, 2015 13:33
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How many loving coffees do people drink in a day that the process needs to be streamlined? I drink one at the end of every meal and sometimes not even that. Caffeine is greatly overrated as a stimulant IMO, I once used to have a habit of drinking a cup right before bedtime and I still slept like a rock Plus, I still have to drink coffee made from a single-serving machine that didn't taste like burned rear end
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Jul 11, 2015 16:27
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pentyne posted:99% of coffee is hot garbage only drunk by people who dump 400 calories of cream and sugar into it to make it palatable. People will be elitist about anything. On another note googling "coffee snob bingo" gets way too many links to Portland yelp reviews and no actual bingo cards.
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Jul 11, 2015 16:35
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caffeine builds up a tolerance in your system like many other drugs, but keep bragging with implications about how you're a badass because you drink so much coffee but it totally doesnt even effect you, dude. let's hear some more about everybody's personal coffee opinions now
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Jul 11, 2015 16:35
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Turns out if you dose yourself with stimulants round the clock it stops responding, who knew
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Jul 11, 2015 16:36
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InediblePenguin posted:caffeine builds up a tolerance in your system like many other drugs, but keep bragging with implications about how you're a badass because you drink so much coffee but it totally doesnt even effect you, dude. let's hear some more about everybody's personal coffee opinions now Or, it does gently caress all in the first place, and the obsession with coffee is magical thinking bordering on cultish. I'm not the one needing literal quick fixes of coffee throughout the day, and the expensive wasteful machine providing them, either
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Jul 11, 2015 16:57
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pentyne posted:Tea drinkers know what's up and don't voluntarily consume acidic tasteless swill made from burning beans to a crisp and then boiling them till all flavor has vanished.  Although I'll admit, strong black tea with honey gets me through rough work days.
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Jul 11, 2015 17:02
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I drink tea and coffee. I have a french press for when I have time, and a Keruig when I don't (IE running out the door to work). I am hated by everyone.
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Jul 11, 2015 17:04
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hackbunny posted:Or, it does gently caress all in the first place, and the obsession with coffee is magical thinking bordering on cultish. I'm not the one needing literal quick fixes of coffee throughout the day, and the expensive wasteful machine providing them, either "what if, instead of me building up a tolerance, everyone ELSE in the world is crazy!"
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Jul 11, 2015 17:21
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hackbunny posted:Or, it does gently caress all in the first place, and the obsession with coffee is magical thinking bordering on cultish. I'm not the one needing literal quick fixes of coffee throughout the day, and the expensive wasteful machine providing them, either you realize "caffeine is a stimulant" is a thing that's, like, science with studies and poo poo whatever, sure, you're amazing and smart and above-average in all ways and your coffee tastes prove it, ok
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Jul 11, 2015 17:21
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clearly you should just stop drinking coffee at all, since it doesn't do poo poo to you
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Jul 11, 2015 17:23
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Please, everybody, talk more about coffee 
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Jul 11, 2015 17:30
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From what I read, caffeine does poo poo, coffee on the other hand is a terrible caffeine delivery systemAlouicious posted:clearly you should just stop drinking coffee at all, since it doesn't do poo poo to you I like it, I don't drink single servings of it compulsively from a DRMed teat nonstop because of my high stakes, high pressure paperclip pusher job
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Jul 11, 2015 17:30
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Drinking coffee doesn't do it for me anymore, I take espresso enemas.
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Jul 11, 2015 17:34
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Drinking coffee doesn't do it for me anymore, I take espresso enemas. I have Enrique give me them, but not for the caffeine.
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Jul 11, 2015 17:46
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Lol if you don't funnel hot coffee up your rear end everyday. Lmao if you don't do it straight from a french press.
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Jul 11, 2015 18:15
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Lmbo if you don't have Enrique put it in your rear end every day, just lmbo
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Jul 11, 2015 18:16
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But what does Enrique do when he wants his coffee hit?
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Jul 11, 2015 18:44
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I hate you guys so much right now.
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Choco1980 posted:Today i went to Burger King (yeah yeah, get it out of your system) and while there decided to hook up to the wi-fi because my phone shits the bed if it detects it but isn't connected to it. Anyways, when I went to log in, it instead went to a page that tried to run a video ad while a timer counted down with the message "interact with the ad!". However, the video totally hosed up and wouldn't play, but the timer still counted down. I can only imagine what that meant. Once the time was up it had a link that said "I'm done with the ad now..." to click on that felt extra smarmy. I got linked some video about a game recently that was on some playboy games website, and there was some popup like 'check out these 10 crazy tips for a huge penis / great sex / whatever' and you actually had to click on a link that said "no I want my sex life to stay boring as poo poo and I want women to think I'm lame in the sack" in order to watch the video. Like what the gently caress? That's some aggressive goddamn linking.
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Croccers posted:But what does Enrique do when he wants his coffee hit? Cafeltchatiere
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