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Croccers posted:But what does Enrique do when he wants his coffee hit? Give him the leftovers from your enema obviously 
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Jul 11, 2015 19:31
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That does come after coffee many times, yes.
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Jul 11, 2015 19:44
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stringball posted:Give him the leftovers from your enema obviously ))>><<((
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Jul 11, 2015 20:51
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But back to dumb moves in marketing... I like how the beef industry has tricked stupid Americans into eating rare or medium rare steaks so they can't detect the declining quality of the beef that only comes out when cooked well done.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:13
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...but well done steak takes out all of the flavor of the meat. At that point all you're eating is spices and sauces.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:28
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Steak chat will be worse than coffee chat noooooooooooo
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Jul 11, 2015 21:35
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Danger Mahoney posted:But back to dumb moves in marketing... I like how the beef industry has tricked stupid Americans into eating rare or medium rare steaks so they can't detect the declining quality of the beef that only comes out when cooked well done. Nothing American about that, steak snobs in Europe will laugh in your face if you order your steak well done.
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Food and drink related posts cause derails in every topic  We all eat and drink and have highly subjective opinions about what it is we eat and drink and this leads to pages full of catchphrases.Danger Mahoney posted:But back to dumb moves in marketing... I like how the beef industry has tricked stupid Americans into eating rare or medium rare steaks so they can't detect the declining quality of the beef that only comes out when cooked well done. There was a restaurant in Amsterdam that secretly sold horse steaks as cow steaks, and everyone commented on how good the steaks were. Until there was a scandal where a large meat processing company got caught doing the same thing. No-one ever noticed it from the flavour. It was at that time the restaurant decided to come clean about what it was they were serving, and now they're doing better than ever. I think because it's simply a tastier kind of meat, but the idea of eating a horse more offensive is offensive to some than eating cow. I don't like and therefore don't eat either so I wouldn't know  Another food-related "scam" is where supermarkets sell these apples that look lovely but have disappointing taste and texture. The uglier looking apples tend to taste nicer. But when they're on display in the supermarket there's no way to really tell the flavour. Try one that isn't perfectly spherical and of a solid colour. Just don't eat the ones that are soft, wet and hairy with mould.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:40
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XYZ posted:Steak chat will be worse than coffee chat noooooooooooo 
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Jul 11, 2015 21:41
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Steak is suppose to be cooked medium rare. Have some drat pink in the middle. Stop chewing on a drat hockey puck.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:45
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Stick Insect posted:Food and drink related posts cause derails in every topic THe way I always heard it was that a horse was more taboo because it was a work animal. Cows have always been for meat and milk but if you had to eat your horse you had fallen on such a hard time there was no recovery from it, like a last resort.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:46
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I usually have Enrique kill a cow with its bare hands and drag it home for me to eat whole.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:55
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I usually have Enrique kill a cow with its bare hands and drag it home for me to eat whole. With it's bare hands? Racist.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:02
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XYZ posted:With it's bare hands? Racist. Don't be ridiculous, it has nothing to do with race. It's the poor who aren't human.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:27
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Sebastian Vettel posted:To be fair, in the UK we call it a cafetière so I assume the French press name came from that. In the UK you think Nescafe is coffee.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:32
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Don't be ridiculous, it has nothing to do with race. It's the poor who aren't human. Oh ok sorry.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:35
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Lol if you don't force Enrique to remove his arms and replace them with cybernetic bear arms
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Jul 11, 2015 22:58
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GenericOverusedName posted:Lol if you don't force Enrique to remove his arms and replace them with cybernetic bear arms Enrique is a bitch if he needs bear arms to make my coffee.
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Jul 11, 2015 23:07
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pentyne posted:The best cup of coffee I've ever had was at a coffee plantation in El Salvador. God drat, that guy who hired Enrique must feel pretty embarrassed to know you just own an entire plantation.
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Jul 11, 2015 23:20
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A Man and his dog posted:Steak is suppose to be cooked medium rare. Have some drat pink in the middle. Stop chewing on a drat hockey puck. Well done done well isn't a hockey puck. Learn to cook.
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Jul 11, 2015 23:23
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GenericOverusedName posted:Lol if you don't force Enrique to remove his arms and replace them with cybernetic bear arms I had to robust him and weld him into a locker last time that happened.
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Jul 11, 2015 23:37
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Enough derails, back to dumb moves in marketing. Circumcision was always marketed by doctors as a regular routine after birth , but popularity has dropped off precipitously in a single generation. Which is fine because it has no medical justification.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:07
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Danger Mahoney posted:Pod coffee sales are higher in Western Europe than America. Haha those stupid lazy americans though right? Yeah, gently caress that rear end in a top hat who doesn't make a new pot after drinking the last cup!
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Jul 12, 2015 00:22
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Please please please someone make a joke about Enrique and a mohel. Or being a mohel. Walking into a bar.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:29
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Sometimes after a delicious, medium rare game of Warhammer, I like to pick myself up with a strong steak, which gives me the energy to while away the evening playing coffee with like-minded friends, proudly showing off my expertly painted beans.
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Jul 12, 2015 02:56
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I prefer my coffee beans circumcised and my Warhammer figurines well-done, especially when I vote Republican about transsexual rights.
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Jul 12, 2015 02:59
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i am going to poo poo in all of your mailboxes
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Jul 12, 2015 03:13
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lol if you don't have enough money to contract Enrique Iglesias to poo poo in a random goon's mailbox
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Jul 12, 2015 03:16
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The Saddest Rhino posted:lol if you don't have enough money to contract Enrique Iglesias to poo poo in a random goon's mailbox I once got Gabriel Iglesias to poo poo in a random goon's mailbox, but it was really his idea.
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Jul 12, 2015 03:19
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I've never been able to participate in coffee chat because my body chemistry makes weird tolerances. Caffeine does literally nothing noticeable to me. So I never grew to tolerate the stuff, because coffee really isn't very good tasting ever, it's popularity springs from its usefulness (which is lost on me) causing you to not only get used to the flavor but enjoy it over time.
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Jul 12, 2015 03:28
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Nobody cares about your caffeine tolerance.
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Jul 12, 2015 03:58
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What about steak tolerance?
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Choco1980 posted:I've never been able to participate in coffee chat because my body chemistry makes weird tolerances. Caffeine does literally nothing noticeable to me. So I never grew to tolerate the stuff, because coffee really isn't very good tasting ever, it's popularity springs from its usefulness (which is lost on me) causing you to not only get used to the flavor but enjoy it over time. I like the taste. Get better coffee and grind fresh to order.
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Jul 12, 2015 04:29
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I went to Cancun this past winter, and at the resort the steaks were served well to well done. Still pretty good though, but I'm not sure they were kosher.
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Jul 12, 2015 06:05
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I don't tip Enrique
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Danger Mahoney posted:Enough derails, back to dumb moves in marketing. But enough about Gamergate
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GenericOverusedName posted:Lol if you don't force Enrique to remove his arms and replace them with cybernetic bear arms Hey, man, I'm just exercising the 2nd Amendment.
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ninjahedgehog posted:But enough about Gamergate the industry built around tipping in the American service industry should be abolished because all it does is decrease employer liability and create an economy of overworked and underpaid people, like enrique
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