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Skip My Posts posted:Gambling is cool
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:44 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 10:57 |
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Gambling on Cathal Pendred is not cool though.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:50 |
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I agree. I spent half an hour today trying to write a tutorial on probability for a class I'm TAing trying to come up with non-gambling questions before going "gently caress it" and just deciding to teach them how to play and analyze the odds of craps.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:51 |
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attackmole posted:I agree. Alright kids now whats the probability of your sketchy bookie getting back in touch with you on this +700 action you took and won.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:53 |
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Well I mean I am supposed to to teach these guys some conditional probability so that's pretty good actually.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:55 |
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attackmole posted:I agree.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:04 |
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Le Saboteur posted:Gambling on Cathal Pendred is not cool though. Wait what the gently caress, Cathal is a favorite? I put Howard in my aforementioned dumb parlay but I don't think he was an underdog at the time...] God Cathal Pendred sucks, he's already become r/mma top meme for being so lovely. That's how lovely he is.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:22 |
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I also bet on Cathal (at even odds) despite never watching him fight because John Howard is on a bad losing streak and he seemed hot. Whoops. Classic fightfinder analysis.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 23:04 |
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almeida is a sick striker but brad pickett is technically very good and pickett's an obscene underdog for his level of experience so i'm putting a fiver on ol one punch and that just might pay for my drinks
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 00:20 |
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I got my bet placed $25 to win $135 on a Lawler Mendes parlay and $25 to win $40 on Mendes I'm in
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 01:45 |
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Welcome to the Money Mendes train we're either derailing tomorrow or rolling over a potato.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 01:50 |
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I only have a basic understanding on how betting works in mma. I've never looked in to doing it for real because I know that if I ever won big, I'd end up losing all my savings. Plus I have no idea how it works in my state. But I like to make silly bets with my casual watching friends. I put $50 on Mendes. Happy to be a part of something silly with you guys.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 01:54 |
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Yeah I'm super OK with losing what I've put on, I'm going to spend more on beer and chicken tomorrow anyway. Choo Choo motherfuckers!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:28 |
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Connor has all of us who bet on Mendes to thank for his title tomorrow night
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:36 |
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Skip My Posts posted:Connor has all of us who bet on Mendes to thank for his title tomorrow night pretty much
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:38 |
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Marching Powder posted:almeida is a sick striker but brad pickett is technically very good and pickett's an obscene underdog for his level of experience so i'm putting a fiver on ol one punch and that just might pay for my drinks nah you just gambled away a drink
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 06:15 |
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Ty1990 posted:nah you just gambled away a drink Half a drink where I'm from
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 06:24 |
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manyak derailed the thread train brutal
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 06:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d5Q0vXbODs
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 06:33 |
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First time betting on MMA, I put $100 CAD on Mendes winning. So when Conor wins we can all just imagine goon bank accounts evaporating money??
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 18:48 |
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I went through the last couple pages and added up all the money people have either directly on mendes or as a parley that includes mendes. 1,530 on Mendes not counting the sign up bonuses people got. Biafraid was the only soul to bet on Conor. He put down 20 bucks. Also I did this in like 5 minutes, so I may have missed some bets.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:58 |
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Chad "Money" Mendes $100 to win $135 Dennis "The Menace" Bermudez $20 to win $8.89 Brandon "Rukus" Thatch $20 to win $12.12 Chad "Money" Mendes wins by submission $1 to win $5.50 Chad vs Conor ending in a draw is 66/1, can't bet that though.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:03 |
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MycroftXXX posted:1,530 on Mendes not counting the sign up bonuses people got. that's rivaling the Coleman pot I'm pretty sure. Eh why not let me add to the retarded goon train choo choo
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:14 |
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Matt Brown and Bermudez parlay - $15 to win $17.94 Mendes and Lawler parlay - $15 to win $76.80 This is my first MMA bet since Bonnar to win against Anderson Silva - $1 to win $1,230,999
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:25 |
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Le Saboteur posted:Alright kids now whats the probability of your sketchy bookie getting back in touch with you on this +700 action you took and won. Most bookies including mine lay off their big bets so there isn't that big of a risk. His profit comes mostly from the vigs and payment plans. My bookie has a guy who probably owes him close to or just over 6 figures and he is on what seems like a permanent payment plan because I know he is still making bets with him. Also find a bookie that is connected to a circle of people like a poker group or pool hall or even a regular at a casino or horse track. They will most likely be old school guys who wouldn't risk getting black balled at these places for not paying up. It's going to be a crazy night for me I finally have a reason to drink my Glenlivit 21 I got for my birthday a couple of years ago. I figure it's already an expensive night might as well get wasted on a $150 bottle of scotch to either celebrate or watch my money burn. Good luck everyone.!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:36 |
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So will this be the greatest night in the gambling thread's history or the greatest night in the gambling thread's history?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:39 |
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Genuinely hoping for the funniest outcome here
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:45 |
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Either way we're all winners.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:45 |
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There's a lot of good underdog bets in this card. Stephens is a live dog, I think. Bermudez is good, but I think he's only about the level of A Stephens caliber fighter. He relies pretty heavily on his wrestling to win fights, but I think he's going to have a pretty hard time grappling with Stephens. I've also got Seery, Lawler, and Mendes.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:26 |
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I'm not sold at Stephens as a live dog at all. Came in heavy and tends to look like poo poo against good competition. I mean Stephens can knock anyone out at any point in a fight so he's got that going for him, but I'm not interested at the current odds.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:35 |
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Remember when Stephens got wrestled by Anthony Pettis?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:37 |
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attackmole posted:I'm not sold at Stephens as a live dog at all. Came in heavy and tends to look like poo poo against good competition. I mean Stephens can knock anyone out at any point in a fight so he's got that going for him, but I'm not interested at the current odds. Adding Stephens and Sick picks on a whole card parlay shot my odds up to $1 to win $1,814.00
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:40 |
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I've got $20 on Mendes and my boss heard me talking about it and put down $150
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:43 |
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do we count the money from the boss in the Mendes pool by proxy? He took the advice from a goon. I think it counts. Anyways I put another $10 on Robbie Lawler.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:56 |
I put $90 on Thatch to win $50. If I win that bet I might reinvest it into a Mendes bet.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:58 |
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Just bet $1000 on Conor. just kidding, i would probably bet on him if he was at even money though but no way at the current odds. Good luck to all the mendes goons
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:59 |
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crownbet gave me a $150 free bet for joining their site so i put the 150 on lawler / mendes parlay taking my total to 170 to win $800
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:00 |
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Got a parlay on Lawler/Mendes for 200 to win 1050, plus with the bonus money I was given I put 100 straight bet on Lawler to win 150.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:39 |
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We're up to 1,866 on Mendes.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:35 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 10:57 |
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MycroftXXX posted:We're up to 1,866 on Mendes.
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