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jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

trem_two posted:

Here Are Some Athletes You Should Bone Instead Of Cristiano Ronaldo

Why is there suddenly so much gay poo poo everywhere?

# ? Jul 9, 2015 00:34

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Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

straight up brolic posted:

The 60 yarder gave me the chills. Sometimes you see something and don�t even realize on the surface how nuts it is, but subconsciously you just know.

The, at best, third best goal of that game also gave me chills

# ? Jul 9, 2015 00:34

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

https://twitter.com/hyam_lfc_1906/status/617702969308524545

# ? Jul 9, 2015 08:56

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

jyrka posted:

Why is there suddenly so much gay poo poo everywhere?

because you didn't clean up after

# ? Jul 9, 2015 12:54

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

trem_two posted:

Here Are Some Athletes You Should Bone Instead Of Cristiano Ronaldo

The only one there hotter than Ronnie is Giroud, also no Pirlo smgdh

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:29

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Marchisio is good, the rest is lol forever imo.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 15:48

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Byolante posted:

The only one there hotter than Ronnie is Giroud, also no Pirlo smgdh

Pirlo makes love :colbert:

*cleans up poo poo*

# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:06

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

yeah the alien looking human being with big loving ears and poo poo tier haircut neymar is better looking than ronaldo uh huh

# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:40

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Idk where to put this but the official programme for the Lusitans v West Ham game got everyone's names wildly wrong

# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:25

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

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Bogan Krkic posted:

Idk where to put this but the official programme for the Lusitans v West Ham game got everyone's names wildly wrong

*sees a run that beats the offside trap* not bad for a...human

# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:29

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRHSyMvhMI

# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:31

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

chuggo is BACK posted:

*sees a run that beats the offside trap* not bad for a...human

I'm sorry friends I just realised that doesn't say Lance Henriksen

# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:43

Popehoist: Feb 5, 2008; There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

Bogan Krkic posted:

Idk where to put this but the official programme for the Lusitans v West Ham game got everyone's names wildly wrong

this is a bit like playing pro evo

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:51

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Dunban posted:

We only briefly touched on it, but I actually did enjoy women's soccer more than men's because there's less flopping. (Granted, the US women's team is notable as one of the high rise takers here.)

It's similar to enjoying women's NCAA basketball over all men's basketball. Men's basketball is full of flops and has completely abandoned the traveling rule.

I find it fascinating (and great) that in at least two sports the women's teams actually play the original sport better, while the men have pushed it to a much more individual oriented, drama focused spectacle. Women continue to be better team players, even in pro sports.

Whenever I see people complaining about the travelling rule and dunking in basketball I assume they mean "There's less of those...urban types playing" and looking at the USWNT I think that this applies here too.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 09:18

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

jyrka posted:

Why is there suddenly so much gay poo poo everywhere?

A list of athletes hotter than Ronaldo and you start it off with Neymar. Alright.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 10:06

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

i entered a female relatives house to find a ryan giggs poster on her wall, only for me to rip it up and tell her to put one jamie redknapp up instead if she wanted to idolise a footballer.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 13:44

Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

dex_sda posted:

A list of athletes hotter than Ronaldo and you start it off with Neymar. Alright.

I would rather hate-gently caress Neymar than regular-gently caress Ronaldo.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:00

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

St Evan Echoes posted:

because you didn't clean up after

Truly disgusting. I'm appalled at the whole thing.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 15:22

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

jyrka posted:

Truly disgusting. I'm appalled at the whole thing.

Our values are under attack

# ? Jul 10, 2015 15:28

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

It does make you think.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 15:38

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Which father?

# ? Jul 10, 2015 16:17

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

jyrka posted:

Why is there suddenly so much gay poo poo everywhere?

Thanks SCOTUS

# ? Jul 10, 2015 16:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

sassassin posted:

Which father?

His adoptive one iirc

# ? Jul 10, 2015 16:35

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:58

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

triple sulk posted:

I'm so glad you posted this.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:05

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

blue footed boobie posted:

I'm so glad you posted this.

Did you see it prior?

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:09

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

triple sulk posted:

Did you see it prior?

I did.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:10

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

triple sulk posted:

LPV...

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:27

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Pascal Oleg Tarnowski.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:01

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Boy will they be mad when they paid for a Dimitri Payet transfer and ended up with Diego Poyet

# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:40

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:38

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I know, that Barca kit is awful

# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:41

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

LOL

Probably less than 1% of fifa players know who that is.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:43

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

jyrka posted:

LOL

Probably less than 1% of fifa players know who that is.

Yeah, but he plays for the best team and has a 94 rating, so he's probably pretty good

# ? Jul 10, 2015 23:33

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

ephex posted:

Dat captains armband tho

# ? Jul 11, 2015 01:46

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

ephex posted:

Who's the fucker beside Hendo? I don't watch no clown league from the Americas.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:54

not not luvd: Nov 17, 2006; My Arse!

ephex posted:

i thought this was a rawk photoshop but just read that it's real because they rigged a poll lmao

# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:44

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Just noticed this guy's scarf after sending this classic clip to a friend posting things about MLS

# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:55

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

check out those moobs

# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:11

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/FootballFanCast/status/619087072809328642

# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:50

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