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Jul 11, 2015 20:45
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Show's over, here are the results: Match 1: Zore (A) v. Palpy (B) (Buscus Title) Winner: B Plot 1: IGgy interviews Paul Heyman, who speaks for Boob Marley. Boob can only speak about how large his chest is. Everything else is his insatiable urge to destroy smaller chests. Match 2: Boob Marley (A) vs. LORD OF BUTT (B) Winner: B Plot 2: Frederick Hope and Gryph Hammer talk. Gryph mentions he's going to interrup Interrupter Jones's match. Also he mentions that there are a lot of animals. Match 3: Danaru (A) vs. Punchy (B) Winner: B Plot 3: Galen Marek asks Fruitsniffer to teach him how to hug. They discuss it. Match 4: Galen Marek (A) vs. Fruitsniffer (B) Winner: B Plot 4: Sterv asks Simsmagic if he can take over for him in the next match. Simsmagic is hesitant, but Sterv, the cat, makes a convincing argument to Simsmagic, the fish. Match 5: Simsmagic (A) vs. Interrupter Jones (B) Sterv (A) vs. Gryph Hammer (B) vs. Interrupter Jones (C) Winner: A Plot 5: Simsmagic approaches Dr. Rath for a fight. He really wants to debut. He's surprised when Dr. Rath accepts his challenge. Match 5: Dr. Rath (A) vs. Simsmagic (B) (Black's Title) Winner: A Plot 6: Dr. Rath didn't realize that Simsmagic was an actual wrestler. He thought Simsmagic was just another kid from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Match 6: EEEvil (A) vs. Aurora (B) (Kawaii Title) Winner: A
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Jul 11, 2015 22:28
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I actually managed to watch the stream live for once, it was pretty fun. Favorite matches this week were my match (obviously) and Boob Marley vs. LORD OF BUTT. I didn't see all of the Buscus match but it looked pretty good too. CLEAN SWEEP WOO! I think I might have actually hit more suplexes than Aurora in that match. I was surprised the chat seemed to mostly be on my side.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:40
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As has been proved multiple times coughbetsonthewinnercough, the chat consists of hacks with absolutely no taste.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:41
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i have lots of taste!
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Jul 11, 2015 22:57
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Jul 11, 2015 23:33
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11.07.2015 - THEY'RE PEOPLE - Let's Perpetuate Fake Writing Advice (Courtesy of Dragonatrix)
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Jul 12, 2015 00:18
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God drat my match  That was a loving slobberknocker.If we have a Toxx Clause themed PPV, it should be all stipulation matches. 
WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jul 12, 2015 |
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Jul 12, 2015 01:09
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CENATION
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Jul 12, 2015 01:20
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 : That Gryph Hammer guy was alright. But now, I gotta get back to figuring out when to challenge Dr. Rath. I need that title! It's the purest form of Wrestling imaginable, wrestling whenever and wherever you are challenged! Wrestling Valhalla!
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Jul 12, 2015 01:30
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Eeevil posted:I think I might have actually hit more suplexes than Aurora in that match. I checked the tapes. Looks like it was 4 for me and 8 for Aurora, assuming I'm counting the right moves. Though obviously you need at least twice that many to stop Cena.
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Jul 12, 2015 01:39
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 : Boob Marley was a worthy opponent, but none shall challenge the supremacy of the EAGLE BARBARIAN! BRAAAAAAAWK!
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Jul 12, 2015 03:36
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 Hey moon men and fans of LPFWA. Man, I don't recall what happened last night. I was planning to interrupt Interrupter Jones and beat up that new guy, Simsmagic. But when I came out, it was the champ Sterv? Weird. :S Anyway, I tried to beat up the champ But he's the champ for a reason, and he hit me real good. XD Got some bruises and claw scratches. Isn't it illegal for animals to use their claws in the ring?  Still it was really good fun, and then Schir came up to me after the fight and gave me a free t-shirt! Said something about 'closest thing to payment,' Love ya Shir! ;D Man, if only Chris Jericho could see me now. Of course, if he was in LPFWA, he'd put me in the crossface and cripple me if I tried to beat him up, but then he started Fozzy and travels around with them... Anyway, back to another day of following the LPFWA superstars! Torchlighter fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Jul 12, 2015 |
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Jul 12, 2015 08:55
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 I am undefeated by anyone who hasn't been a champion! That's really kind of neat! Also I think I could use some coffee!
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Jul 12, 2015 09:06
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DeceasedCrabFan4Ever posted:Hey guys, it's me, the Crab Fan, here to give you, the people of the internet, the exclusive scoops on the backstage happenings of LPFWA! Here's a rundown of all the juicy gossip. Don't worry, if none of this happens, it's because plans change! I'd never make poo poo up for internet cared!
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Jul 12, 2015 10:37
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So John Cena is now the kawaii-est. I hope Simsmagic doesn't get discouraged and continues fighting to end anti-fish discrimination... ON THE RING!
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Jul 12, 2015 12:09
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Schir posted:It is now confirmed: butts are better than boobs. well obviously 
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Jul 12, 2015 16:03
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 : Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman, and I'm here to address a little discrepancy regarding my client: BOOB MARLEY. As some of you may realize, my client is no ordinary human being. No, I'd go so far to say my client isn't human at all! He's an engine of destruction, crushing anything foolish enough to get in the way of his mighty pectorals. Rules and regulations mean little to my client. There is only TOTAL DESTRUCTION on his mind. Anyone watching that match could see my client was in no mood to follow rules. Hell, he was barely in the mood to take on a single opponent! That announce table was going to be added to his list of victims! He was in a FRENZY. CLUTCHING THAT WANNABE MR rear end IN A BEARHUG, DRAWING THE LIFE FROM HIS BODY...and anyone watching, anyone with working eyes in their heads would plainly see this chicken winged competitor TAPPED. OUT. He was finished. He was crying uncle, and the only reason the match wasn't over was because my client's rampage wasn't on the legal competitive grounds. This confusion was enough to catch my client off of his guard, and let his opponent slither away with a tainted victory. It's embarrassing really. Embarrassing that such a perfect killing machine like my client has to be associated with such an underhanded, weak opponent. An opponent who takes advantage of technicalities, instead of just taking the beating he deserves. It sickens me. It sickens my client. He wants retribution. He wants a falls count anywhere match...and he WON'T take no for an answer.God I hate how non-finisher submissions can end matches
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Jul 13, 2015 23:14
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: BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER BRAAAAAAAAWK
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Jul 16, 2015 07:24
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Boob Marley looks like he's wearing a pirate hat so can we call his finisher The Treasure Chest?
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Jul 16, 2015 08:30
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Match card for Saturday. We literally just finished writing this and there's some things that will occur that you may or may not enjoy. #1 Buscus Brawl Zore vs. Boob Marley #2 Probably flaming tables, I dunno. Junpei Hyde vs. Midnightlight #3 One on One Pyroi vs. JamieTheD #4 Simsmagic's actual Debut. Simsmagic vs. Atsl #5 Punchy will leave you in Stich... nah. Punchy vs. Stichez #6 Co-Comm Title Match AAA (Lazyfire and Immortan Joe) vs. Heaven and Hell (kalonZombie and Heavenator)
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Jul 16, 2015 23:49
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It begins.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:53
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Heave better not screw this up for me.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:57
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No women's matches? Boooo! #GiveKawaiiAChance
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Jul 17, 2015 00:27
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 : As usual, booking fails to give the fans what they want. Me! I'm the reason the arena's always packed, but every show, the crowd has to leave disappointed because IGgy's too plastered to type my ring name into the schedule! The fans wanna see me chokeslam guys from the top rope and do piledrivers from the top of the cage! IGgy wants you to believe that booking me causes the Association's insurance premiums to skyrocket, but that's bull, man! He's just afraid that I'd upstage his precious Punchy! Guess you'll all have to wait even longer to see the Most Entertaining Man in Sports Entertainment! And I swear, if creative tells me to tap out after three seconds in a submission hold, I'll-*FEED CUT*
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Jul 17, 2015 01:54
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kalonZombie posted:Heave better not screw this up for me.  :You've already lost. I'll give you a chance to just walk away; we can forget you were even scheduled to fight me. All it will cost you is about six gallons of gasoline and a box of shotgun shells. It isn't every day I make this offer, and no, this isn't a bribe, it's a contract that lets you keep living until next time our paths cross.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:00
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R.I.P. Zore.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:11
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Lazyfire posted:
 Listen, kalonZombie doesn't take a dive for anybody. I survived All 4 One. I survived Sneak King. I survived 80% of Sonic's story in Sonic 06. I'll destroy you.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:11
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 Finally, my GLORIOUS return to the ring! And this time, I won't have two assholes trying to punch me in the face while I beat them up, no, this time, I have only one rear end in a top hat to fight, and the fool thinks he has good fashion sense! I mean just look at him, a white top hat!? Everyone knows that red bathrobes are IN this year!
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Jul 17, 2015 02:12
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kalonZombie posted:
:You may think you have looked into the eye of mediocrity, but I've played through Battlefield 3 and Medal of Honor. When I LP good games people post wondering how I didn't end up playing another terrible to average game.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:04
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 I'm watching you. Always. Watching. You. You know who you are. Soon, I will too.
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Jul 17, 2015 18:01
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IGgy IGsen posted:#1 Buscus Brawl If Boob indeed crushes Zore's inferior chest, then on the next Buscus match can Zore's opponent conveniently forget his sunglasses? Just to see if that really was supposed to be Zore's special technique.
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Jul 17, 2015 18:08
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Zanzibar Ham posted:If Boob indeed crushes Zore's inferior chest, then on the next Buscus match can Zore's opponent conveniently forget his sunglasses? Just to see if that really was supposed to be Zore's special technique. So here's the thing: BFC wasn't wearing sunglasses during his match against Zore. I selected the wrong attire.
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Jul 17, 2015 18:57
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Everybody knows Chickens see with their ears.
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Jul 17, 2015 19:12
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anilEhilated posted:
Welp, time to search the Kawaii Division dressing rooms for hidden cameras again...
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Jul 17, 2015 23:40
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There's, er, no need to. Once caught Aurora on them. Haven't slept for weeks. Nevermore.
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Jul 18, 2015 08:24
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Oh, so now you're shaming people for diverse body types? Sexist pig! Go back to r/MRA! 
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Jul 18, 2015 08:43
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I, er, that's not what-women. Sorry, I just remembered I gotta sort my amiibos. Catch you later! Remember, if you find any bugs they're turned of-exitstagerightwhere'sasmokebombwhenyouneedone-
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Jul 18, 2015 08:45
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 Yo, anil! Protip. We have invisible cameras covering every single millimeter of LPFWA arena. This is a wrestling association so we are obligated by moon law to be able to capture all the action at all times. I'm not saying you can check the footage but we're known for not locking anything. If you see a lock on a door it's fake. Case in point: Gryph Hammer.
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Jul 18, 2015 08:53
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Great idea; except whoever I'm after has the same access. LPFWA is compromised and putting bugs in women's changing rooms was actually quite fun once I made sure Aurora was far, far away. I'm doing this for the truth, man.
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Jul 18, 2015 09:01
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