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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
a smiling Glen Johnson has officially popped up at the Britannia stadium.

http://www.stokecityfc.com/news/article/johnson-joins-potters-2542327.aspx

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Edit: wrong thread

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Hoops posted:

Come on you loving Swiss idiot

Did you mean to post this in the ScotsPol thread?

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
That football agent muzzi ozcan who revealed billic to west ham, alderweireld to Tottenham and schweinsteigger to United before they happened, has updated saying talks are ongoing between Arsenal and "the signing of the season". This is suiting my fan fic needs.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Machinegunboyo posted:

That football agent muzzi ozcan who revealed billic to west ham, alderweireld to Tottenham and schweinsteigger to United before they happened, has updated saying talks are ongoing between Arsenal and "the signing of the season". This is suiting my fan fic needs.

This is my favorite fan fic since the babelcopter. Apparently he said it's a striker from the bundesliga that would cost between 40-50m, and it's not Reus, Lewandowski, or Aubameyeng, so nobody. Dude owns.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

blue footed boobie posted:

This is my favorite fan fic since the babelcopter. Apparently he said it's a striker from the bundesliga that would cost between 40-50m, and it's not Reus, Lewandowski, or Aubameyeng, so nobody. Dude owns.
It's Neuer.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

blue footed boobie posted:

This is my favorite fan fic since the babelcopter. Apparently he said it's a striker from the bundesliga that would cost between 40-50m, and it's not Reus, Lewandowski, or Aubameyeng, so nobody. Dude owns.

Do you know where he said this bit exactly? He's been complaining about people faking tweets by him and I can't see it on his Twitter.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Machinegunboyo posted:

Do you know where he said this bit exactly? He's been complaining about people faking tweets by him and I can't see it on his Twitter.

That's second hand. I haven't been following it all that closely

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

blue footed boobie posted:

This is my favorite fan fic since the babelcopter. Apparently he said it's a striker from the bundesliga that would cost between 40-50m, and it's not Reus, Lewandowski, or Aubameyeng, so nobody. Dude owns.

I mean that's pretty clearly Draxler and that rumour is years old

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Spangly A posted:

I mean that's pretty clearly Draxler and that rumour is years old

He's not striker and it's all a massive troll.

ragle
Nov 1, 2009
I'm psyched for Thomas Muller joining Arsenal

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
I wouldn't put so much stock in the bundesliga striker bit, can't find anywhere he's mentioned that. He's been pretty spot on in general though so i have faith.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 59s
BREAKING NEWS: Sky Sources - Man City agree fee for Liverpool's Raheem Sterling. Fee believed to be in the region of £49 million #SSNHQ

lmao

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

triple sulk posted:

Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 59s
BREAKING NEWS: Sky Sources - Man City agree fee for Liverpool's Raheem Sterling. Fee believed to be in the region of £49 million #SSNHQ

lmao

It's going to be even better when Liverpool spend it all on utter dogshit.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

triple sulk posted:

Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 59s
BREAKING NEWS: Sky Sources - Man City agree fee for Liverpool's Raheem Sterling. Fee believed to be in the region of £49 million #SSNHQ

lmao

Thank gently caress it's over.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



£14 million more than Alexis Sanchez

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

triple sulk posted:

Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 59s
BREAKING NEWS: Sky Sources - Man City agree fee for Liverpool's Raheem Sterling. Fee believed to be in the region of £49 million #SSNHQ

lmao
Football is mental

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
nice

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

:agreed:

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
49 million?!!? U wot

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
mmm Sterling Silva

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Genuinely astonishing, even by today's standards.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
There's only two years on his contract. This is just unfathomable

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
I'm gonna quote it as €68m

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Ragreed stershit is going to be booed every time he touches the ball until he leaves England (which will be never, because he's a sky sports fabricated 'star')

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Hoops posted:

I'm gonna quote it as €68m

I'm gonna quote it as one billion Greek drachmas.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
10000% profit lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

blue footed boobie posted:

This is my favorite fan fic since the babelcopter. Apparently he said it's a striker from the bundesliga that would cost between 40-50m, and it's not Reus, Lewandowski, or Aubameyeng, so nobody. Dude owns.

Bendtner is coming home

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
I don't know if it's Ian Ayre or what that does the selling negotiations, but Liverpool have been amazing at getting big fees for their players. Remember when Sunderland agreed to £14m for Borini? Shame about the other side of things mind.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


chuggo is BACK posted:

10000% profit lol
calm down Mr. Wenger

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Amazing fee, City are desperate. Hopefully Liverpool will waste it all on bad players again.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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https://twitter.com/FutbolBible/status/620281526618583041?s=09

Ffs

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
I have mixed feelings about being so happy to sell one of our best players lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Hoops posted:

I don't know if it's Ian Ayre or what that does the selling negotiations, but Liverpool have been amazing at getting big fees for their players. Remember when Sunderland agreed to £14m for Borini? Shame about the other side of things mind.

Can you name other examples? Except for Suarez

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Charlie Austin, £35 mil to Liverpool, last day of the window

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Joe Allen lol

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Machinegunboyo posted:

That football agent muzzi ozcan who revealed billic to west ham, alderweireld to Tottenham and schweinsteigger to United before they happened, has updated saying talks are ongoing between Arsenal and "the signing of the season". This is suiting my fan fic needs.

It'll be a fully fit squad imo

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

euroboy posted:

Amazing fee, City are desperate. Hopefully Liverpool will waste it all on bad players again.

Well QPR are going to get £9M of it to start with.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Won't QPR get a chunk of that fee?

E: oh, there you go

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Eau de MacGowan posted:

Charlie Austin, £35 mil to Liverpool, last day of the window

He would be an upgrade from Sterling

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