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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Dogs can do a lot of things people can't. Dogs are cool and shouldn't be looked down on.

most people are taller than dogs

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Dogs can do a lot of things people can't. Dogs are cool and shouldn't be looked down on.

youve advocated spiking cats in the brain before. i'm starting to see the other aspects of your non-anime agenda

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
shmorky theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-pexSVWzM

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

most people are taller than dogs

dogs are faster than men

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Berke Negri posted:

most people are taller than dogs

This is a racist generalization.

Jagchosis posted:

youve advocated spiking cats in the brain before. i'm starting to see the other aspects of your non-anime agenda

Dogs have less of an unending hunger for the flesh of endangered animals. Also they don't carry parasitic toxins that change the way your brain functions.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Jagchosis posted:

youve advocated spiking cats in the brain before. i'm starting to see the other aspects of your non-anime agenda

Cats are assholes though. I recall a poster said they don mind chickens getting eaten for the same reason.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

This is a racist generalization.

#MIGFsizesmatter

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Also they don't carry parasitic toxins that change the way your brain functions.

when zoux sees this he's gonna call you gbs

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Somehow Piers Anthony remains not in prison

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Gravel Gravy posted:

Cats are assholes though. I recall a poster said they don mind chickens getting eaten for the same reason.

horses should be consumed more widely, for this reason

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

fuckers die at the drop of a hat anyway, might as well use the meat

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Berke Negri posted:

most people are taller than dogs

wolves are big and scary

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

PupsOfWar posted:

dickeye whats base wages for tipped workers in NC

is it another twobux state
I can answer that, I waited tables for about 18 months in Raleigh near NCSU.

It sure is! And when you finish your shift you have at least an hour's extra work to do before you can leave, at which point management gives you your sare of your tips (as your tips are shared with the host and the bar, even though we had to bus our own tables while being oversat by idiot hosts who slammed us and the kitchen because they don't know any better.)

I became a chain-smoker during that time, because only smokers got breaks.

We were told we'd make a better wage during that after-shift work but... surprise, they never paid it.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Rodatose posted:

wolves are big and scary



I wat to pet this puppy dog.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Greek crisis: surrender fiscal sovereignty in return for bailout, Merkel tells Tsipras

why are we not reoccupying berlin. its p obvious jerry needs another kicking

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

nuke germany

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Gravel Gravy posted:

Cats are assholes though. I recall a poster said they don mind chickens getting eaten for the same reason.

i love my cat but if the chickens thing wasnt me id be surprised

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

PupsOfWar posted:

dickeye whats base wages for tipped workers in NC

is it another twobux state

i was pulling 4.25 on the road and minimum in the store, idk if that was nc wages or dominoes giving a couple bucks extra.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Literally The Worst posted:

i was pulling 4.25 on the road and minimum in the store, idk if that was nc wages or dominoes giving a couple bucks extra.

I was a driver a few years ago in Maryland and it was pretty much the same.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Dogs can do a lot of things people can't. Dogs are cool and shouldn't be looked down on.

Agreed.

I still maintain that horses are dumb, and bad. And ugly.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Also they don't carry parasitic toxins that change the way your brain functions.

Get out of here GBS

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

when zoux sees this he's gonna call you gbs

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Get out of here GBS

:raise:

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Zoux is correct about a handful of things

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

You too, GBS

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Job Truniht posted:

I don't believe it. Not for a second. You get what you're saying, right? There's no loving way there are reliable pregnancy or abortion statistics for teens. I'd really like to see this argument backed up.

Jonked posted:

Just to be clear, you believe that "pregnancy" and "child birth" are two uncorrelated events, and you are demanding proof otherwise?

Job Truniht posted:

I am demanding otherwise- specifically for teen pregnancy.
:pwn::wtc:

Job Truniht is..something else, that's for sure.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Did you seriously not know that I'm the only poster in this thread that isn't a zoux alt account? Smh.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

fade5 posted:

:pwn::wtc:

Job Truniht is..something else, that's for sure.

his posts are real retarded, sir

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

his posts are real retarded, sir

He's one of the most annoying posters in d&d.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Did you guys know that pepto bismol stains your teeth black

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

fade5 posted:

:pwn::wtc:

Job Truniht is..something else, that's for sure.

well he is a terraist

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Did you guys know that pepto bismol stains your teeth black

I know it stains *something* black

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Disinterested posted:

I know it stains *something* black

Marvin Van Peebles's Pepto Bismol Man

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?


Xoidanor posted:

Scandinavia is currently wholly in denial about its own lending issues so I wouldn't take that at face value.

:capitalism:

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Disinterested posted:

I know it stains *something* black
Do not be alarmed if your stool becomes darker! This is only temporary and completely harmless!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

paranoid randroid posted:

Greek crisis: surrender fiscal sovereignty in return for bailout, Merkel tells Tsipras

why are we not reoccupying berlin. its p obvious jerry needs another kicking

historically they have a couple more dick moves to pull before anyone does anything

this thread is p much Winston Churchill in 1933

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

historically they have a couple more dick moves to pull before anyone does anything

this thread is p much Trotsky in 1933

ftfy

Trotsky was ahead of Churchill in the calling out Germany game

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Did you guys know that pepto bismol stains your teeth black

If this is you right now you should be able to brush it away. It happened to my tongue once and freaked me out

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
The Kurds have been so well-behaved compared to pretty much every other group the US has ever thrown its military power behind that I feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

In what a senior EU official described as an “exercise in extensive mental waterboarding” to secure Greek acquiescence

jesus christ

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