Summer Transfer Thread 2015: Post here about Africans you've never heard of

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Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Buy all of the midfielders, just all of them

# ? Jul 13, 2015 13:58

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Raffles: Dec 7, 2004

Michael Carrick and Bastien Schweinsteiger. Together at last.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:03

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Whats happening am I dreaming? send help

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:04

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

*dusts off Top Gear av* It's our year lads!!!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:09

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

ephex posted:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:12

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

code:

             De Gea


Valencia - Blind - Herrera - Young
Di Maria - Carrick - Schneiderlin  - Mata 
          Schweinsteiger
               Fellaini

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:15

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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I can't wait for the crowning jewel to be Sergio Ramos.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:18

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Looks like Valdes is leaving, he's been left out of the tour squad we're taking to america. (De Gea is in it)

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:18

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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Just imagine the sheer comedy of Lloris running out to try and fill a gap Ramos left, Phil Jones doing the gollum scramble.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:20

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

code:

             De Gea


Valencia - Blind - Herrera - Young
Di Maria - Carrick - Schneiderlin  - Mata 
          Schweinsteiger
               Fellaini

Those code tags though.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:22

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

LvG's tinkering trying to find his best squad to play in front of garbage man Valdes will result in enough dropped points to not win the league

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:26

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

all hail Eddy the Teddy Bear Woodwood , i always knew you were the man for the job. a Top Top Chief Exec

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:33

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

The Big Taff Man posted:

Looks like Valdes is leaving, he's been left out of the tour squad we're taking to america. (De Gea is in it)

He's off to Turkey allegedly.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:34

Wengy: Feb 6, 2008

The fact that Schneiderlin to United is also a done deal is bigger news imo, he's really good and I'm annoyed as hell that Wengy didn't go for him and instead gave garbageman Arteta a renewed contract.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:50

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

excuse me lady posted:

all hail Eddy the Teddy Bear Woodwood , i always knew you were the man for the job. a Top Top Chief Exec

He was just biding his time making sure we got an official crisps supplier in singapore before turning his skills onto transfer negotiations.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:54

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Jason Denayer got a contract at City till 2020. I bold this.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:56

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Hardflip posted:

Schweinsteiger to Manchester United is a Done Deal

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-F...campaign=ManUtd

This is really weird and I can't believe it actually happened

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:01

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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beedeebee posted:

Jason Denayer got a contract at City till 2020. I bold this.

He looks pretty good and (I think) he qualifies as homegrown, so expect him to be sitting on some benches.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:03

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

This is the most fantastic transfer window ever. I'm just sorry the season has to start so soon! Can someone list the biggest transfers so far? Hopefully this means Wayne can get his scoring boots on and start banging them in for fun.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:10

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Wengy posted:

The fact that Schneiderlin to United is also a done deal is bigger news imo, he's really good and I'm annoyed as hell that Wengy didn't go for him and instead gave garbageman Arteta a renewed contract.

A lot of places said he had 2 contracts in front of him and had to choose one. I assume it was Arsenal and United.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:13

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

Pigclimber is past it but Morgan will be good.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:13

Shoren: Apr 6, 2011; victoria concordia crescit

Bea Nanner posted:

A lot of places said he had 2 contracts in front of him and had to choose one. I assume it was Arsenal and United.

Pretty easy to decide when money is thrown at you and there's no competition for a starting position.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:15

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Darmian will prove to be the best United signing after Carrick keeps both Schs out of the schide.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:15

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

I told you dongs that Louis Van Gaal would get it together. English football is dead.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:16

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blue footed boobie posted:

I don't like these things

There's nothing to worry about Trust In Wenger

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:16

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Brony Car posted:

I told you dongs that Louis Van Gaal would get it together. English football is dead.

Eredivisie top scorers are a coin flip, Italians are poo poo in the Prem, Schweinsteiger is old and gay, and Southampton players can't raise their game beyond midtable.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:21

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Sanogo looks like he might get loaned to Ajax

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:24

aellisr: Oct 11, 2007; Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.

.....is it wrong I am looking forward to seeing Man U's midfield in action? What a strange few days it has been......

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:30

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

This is shaping up to be one of United's best ever transfer windows. Depay, Italy's RB, Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin for �75m. It's arguably better than last summer already. The holes in our midfield that have been gaping for 10 years, filled in one day. Glorious. :getin:

edit: this is freaky

PirateBob fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jul 13, 2015

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:33

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

PirateBob posted:

This is shaping up to be one of United's best ever transfer windows. Depay, Italy's RB, Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin for �75m. It's arguably better than last summer already. The holes in our midfield that have been gaping for 10 years, filled in one day. Glorious.

Giggsy still looking fit, surprise summer signing?

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:34

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

PirateBob posted:

This is shaping up to be one of United's best ever transfer windows. Depay, Italy's RB, Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin for �75m. It's arguably better than last summer already. The holes in our midfield that have been gaping for 10 years, filled in one day. Glorious.

I'd like to hear more about these "gaping holes."

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:35

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I'd like to hear more about these "gaping holes."

"Anderson"

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:36

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

QPR get �9m for Sterling

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:39

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Bea Nanner posted:

QPR get �9m for Sterling

drat good window for them from Liverpool imo.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:41

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

Giggsy still looking fit, surprise summer signing?

When Giggs heard Schweinsteiger would be coming to United, he was licking his lips and rubbing his thighs. The fact that Bastian will be playing is just a bonus.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:09

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

"Italy's rb" lmao

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:23

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

PirateBob posted:

edit: this is freaky

If by freaky you mean sexy as hell, yep

:circlefap:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:38

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

always liked ander herrera, what a debut season he had. all tjhe best ander

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:40

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I'd like to hear more about these "gaping holes."

In Man Uniteds midfield, or in Leicesters Thailand tour party?

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:42

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Bacon Terrorist: May 7, 2010; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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United could be a real threat next season with an actual midfield. Legit gutted about Schneiderlin as an Arsenal fan.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:45

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