Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

«‹›396 »

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Tony Bologna posted:

Deep fried hot dogs? :patriot:

Also, that oil isn't NEAR hot enough. You can tell just by looking at it.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:02

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 25, 2024 13:37

PubicMice: Feb 14, 2012; looking for information on posts

Tony Bologna posted:

Put ~~some~~all of these on those, it'll be great.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:06

Tony Bologna: Sep 21, 2007; Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

PubicMice posted:

Put ~~some~~all of these on those, it'll be great.

gently caress yeah. Infuse the oil with the ketchup, get those flavors profiles running deep.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:16

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

PubicMice posted:

Put ~~some~~all of these on those, it'll be great.

That must be some really really finely chopped onion in the Southern and cherries in the cherry pepper if you wanna put it in the squeeze bottle.

Tony Bologna posted:

How my father believes everything should be cooked.

Just slightly less oil, and replace the chips with steak.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:17

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

PubicMice posted:

Put ~~some~~all of these on those, it'll be great.

Most of these look great. Would truffle oil work with ketchup, though?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:54

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Milk and chips? I'm confused. And a little scared. Please tell me that isn't a thing. Please. Not even a raccoon could be into that.

Chip. Sip of milk. Chip. Sip of milk. Halfway between the mechanical insertion of salt into your willing, mechanical mouth, your problems melt away. Your mother's face becomes a watercolour, free from the burn of the time a homeless man propositioned her on the bus, both of you powerless from the unspoken agreement that your father went to the Korean for smokes and never came back. You filled the hole of his absence with food, every fetal congealed takeout shrimp becomes a "way to go, champ". Food evolves into a reward. Chip. Sip of milk. Why am I so tired? Is is a byproduct of becoming an adult? You wonder if it is normal to wake up with a headache. Chip. Sip of milk.

Tony Bologna posted:

lol

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:01

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

EZipperelli posted:

Deep fried hot dogs?

Also, that oil isn't NEAR hot enough. You can tell just by looking at it.

i concur

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:10

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

cash crab posted:

Chip. Sip of milk. Chip. Sip of milk. Halfway between the mechanical insertion of salt into your willing, mechanical mouth, your problems melt away. Your mother's face becomes a watercolour, free from the burn of the time a homeless man propositioned her on the bus, both of you powerless from the unspoken agreement that your father went to the Korean for smokes and never came back. You filled the hole of his absence with food, every fetal congealed takeout shrimp becomes a "way to go, champ". Food evolves into a reward. Chip. Sip of milk. Why am I so tired? Is is a byproduct of becoming an adult? You wonder if it is normal to wake up with a headache. Chip. Sip of milk.

I'd give you a big hug if I weren't worried you'd rabies bite me

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:43

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This, however, I am a very big fan of.

This is definitely ostrich. The proportions are wrong for a horse, and when you get close to the foot, you can see the dinosaur scales.
:goonsay:

Some guy from toplessrobot did a trip report on the Denny's promotional breakfast for The Fantastic Four. Unfortunately, he was a wuss and didn't eat the entire menu in one sitting like a true goon. Way to not take one for the team, buddy.

:patriot:

And actually, the food doesn't look horrible.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2015/07/fast_food_review_every_item_on_the_dennys_slamt4stic_4_four_fantastic.php

quote:

When asked, director Josh Trank has said that his take on the Fantastic Four in the upcoming movie is based on the notion of "body horror." So it makes total sense that the promotional tie-ins would feature food items likely to induce fear in the casual, non-American diner - not just fear of indigestion, but fear of Mass Waistline Destruction.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:43

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Chard posted:

I'd give you a big hug if I weren't worried you'd rabies bite me

you are also food to me :3:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:06

Dickey Butts: Feb 3, 2008; Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

I'm glad everyone is having fun and all, but your gimmick posting is getting a little weird.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:21

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Dickey Butts posted:

I'm glad everyone is having fun and all, but your gimmick posting is getting a little weird.

check out this no-fun poster what a butt

# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:28

Dickey Butts: Feb 3, 2008; Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

I demand species accurate posting in my thread about dog food poutine, dammit!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:32

ElZilcho: Apr 4, 2007

# ? Jul 14, 2015 13:34

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

ElZilcho posted:

Why would you travel back in time to 1993 and take a picture of the first of my many failures in life?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:19

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:24

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Tony Bologna posted:

Did they store pickled onions in an empty can of peas?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 17:46

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Yeah they did, and the frying pan is random too since that's actually just hotdogs and fries in aspic

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:50

El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

Tony Bologna posted:

Mmmmmm... rippers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripper_(hot_dog)

# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:30

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Welcome to Texture Town.

Population: You.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 23:35

Antioch: Apr 18, 2003

Man I thought those were eggs and it was a bland breakfast burrito but it isn't, that's popcorn and...ketchup? Shiracha? Eeesh.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:35

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Welcome to Texture Town.

Population: You.

Fallout_Meals.jpg

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:57

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

Antioch posted:

Man I thought those were eggs and it was a bland breakfast burrito but it isn't, that's popcorn and...ketchup? Shiracha? Eeesh.

eggs take way too much effort. first you gotta turn the burner on and then push the eggs around and ugh.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:58

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

D: Is that Mountain Dew?

# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:39

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Welcome to Texture Town.

Population: You.

There is no god

All is hopeless

# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:58

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNHfAX_vZA

loving.

Australians.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:34

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

D: Is that Mountain Dew?

Yes. The quote from twitter was as such:

"I asked if they'd add an egg to my mountain dew, and they did"

# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:43

Fashionably Great: Jul 10, 2008

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNHfAX_vZA

loving.

Australians.

I own a sodastream and this seems like a horrible idea that I might get drunk and try on the weekend.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:47

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Grape Soda posted:

I own a sodastream and this seems like a horrible idea that I might get drunk and try on the weekend.

Milk.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:31

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sparkling ketchup milk?

# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:59

Fashionably Great: Jul 10, 2008

There are many things I will do to amuse myself and the internet, but carbonating a liter of milk is not one of them.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:09

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Grape Soda posted:

There are many things I will do to amuse myself and the internet, but carbonating a liter of milk is not one of them.

You're no fun.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:17

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

Plinkey posted:

You're no fun.

Grape Soda is definitely more fun and palatable than Carbonated Milk.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:21

SenseLess: May 4, 2007

Grape Soda posted:

I own a sodastream and this seems like a horrible idea that I might get drunk and try on the weekend.

I briefly thought about trying this with other alcoholic beverages but of course somebody else already did that.... I hate ~~the internet~~ myself.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:28

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Grape Soda posted:

I own a sodastream and this seems like a horrible idea that I might get drunk and try on the weekend.

[gasp] my mom has one of these. I could convince her to use it to make really disgusting concoctions next time I'm there. ~future field trip

# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:28

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I wonder if you could carbonate Sambuca

# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:33

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Yes. The quote from twitter was as such:

"I asked if they'd add an egg to my mountain dew, and they did"

Oh god, I thought it was chicken soup

# ? Jul 15, 2015 08:07

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Grape Soda posted:

There are many things I will do to amuse myself and the internet, but carbonating a liter of milk is not one of them.

But would you carbonate yogurt?

# ? Jul 15, 2015 08:17

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Grape Soda posted:

I own a sodastream and this seems like a horrible idea that I might get drunk and try on the weekend.

Just don't smoke too close to it

# ? Jul 15, 2015 08:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 25, 2024 13:37

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

That comment really bugs me (the way he/she puts brackets in every sentence).

# ? Jul 15, 2015 08:28

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

«‹›396 »