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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

xthetenth posted:

Lol if you think pbkac wants good players.

They just don't want Galt bad.

JohnGalt played incredibly well during the minicampaign, so I don't know what y'all's problem is

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Jack_tripper
Jun 7, 2009

Hellsau posted:

JohnGalt played incredibly well during the minicampaign, so I don't know what y'all's problem is

I heard no one could stand him on TS

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Jack_tripper posted:

I heard no one could stand him on TS

Yeah, it's that reddit clan thing.

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!
Turned on WoT today, had two straight mastery games I carried using different heavies.

Shut it down, it's all going to be downhill from there.

DonkeyHotay
Jun 6, 2005

Mesadoram posted:

Clans I've been in recruited something like this:

SDP: Chair - You need to teach them how to not suck.
NDP: Casca - You don't suck, come join us.
CRABS: IforgetwhoinvitedmebuthonestlywhothefuckcaresLOLcrabs - You are pretty good, come join :siren:BEST loving CLAN NA:siren:
PBKAC: Ziddy - Sorry noblewhale took your spot. Wait 5 months and try again.
OTTER: Gabe - Prime says you are a cool guy who is super cool. Come on in!

I guess I got lucky that the recruiters were not up their own asses. That kind of gas can get to ones head.

Edit: That clan is pretty cool though. They give us a run for our money sometimes.

the trick to getting into good clans is to be one of the original unicums and just coast on that for years

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Jesus loving christ every single game is a grindy piece of poo poo affair but maybe that's because I'm getting Erlenberg, Swamp, Erlenberg, Hidden Village, Swamp, Prohorovka, El Halluf, El Halluf, Sand River


Why are there so many lovely, slow maps in this game and why do I keep getting them? Why is tier 8 hosed so hard by tier 10? Why does even a single artillery piece completely gently caress over the natural ebb and flow of a battle? When did this game become so god drat static?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

DonkeyHotay posted:

the trick to getting into good clans is to be one of the original unicums and just coast on that for years
So you're saying my 58% win rate I racked up in NDP could help me go places?

Atomizer
Jun 24, 2007





This guy gets it. :3:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Hey guys, I found a bot.

43% win rate after 23k battles. Holy poo poo.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Bort Bortles posted:

So you're saying my 58% win rate I racked up in NDP could help me go places?

Got me into CRABS for what that is worth.

RanKizama
Apr 22, 2015

Shinobi Heart

McGavin posted:

Hey guys, I found a bot.

43% win rate after 23k battles. Holy poo poo.


:wtc:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mesadoram posted:

Got me into CRABS for what that is worth.
Heh. I get solicited all the time since I started playing again. Anyone ever heard of the clan -GSC-?

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Bort Bortles posted:

Heh. I get solicited all the time since I started playing again. Anyone ever heard of the clan -GSC-?

I've seen a few of their members here and there. Didn't blow my socks off but they were not retarded. Depends on what kind of clan you are looking for.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

i got an invite to pingu just by not being a complete scrub during a match against them like everyone else on my team

(im not going to join pingu)

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mesadoram posted:

I've seen a few of their members here and there. Didn't blow my socks off but they were not retarded. Depends on what kind of clan you are looking for.
The guy that messaged me had a 58% winrate and like 1500 avg dmg a battle so I had a feeling he was not a total mouthbreather but I've been out of the loop and know there are a few milsperg clans out there too, heh.

I too would not accept an invite to Pingu, I'm not sure why but it is just a feeling I have...

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Do you guys often get people that suicide to kill you? Seems to happen to me a lot, does it mean I'm playing too aggressively or what? I can never understand why the other person would make that move.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

CODChimera posted:

Do you guys often get people that suicide to kill you? Seems to happen to me a lot, does it mean I'm playing too aggressively or what? I can never understand why the other person would make that move.

Could be one of a few things:

Someone with XVM know you are a serious threat and want to kill you.

Tunnel vision super hard and they don't realize they are about to suicide.

They are morbidly retarded.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Mesadoram posted:

Could be one of a few things:

Someone with XVM know you are a serious threat and want to kill you.

Tunnel vision super hard and they don't realize they are about to suicide.

They are morbidly retarded.

Have the S key unbound and can only YOLO 2fast2furious.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

having people suicide into me to kill the low tier tank with good stats is how i win like 10% of my matches

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
PINGU has officers that actually play the game again and is recruiting. Also they shifted the responsibility for Knispel over to PBKAC. Maybe they'll come back to life? I won't be there to see it either way.

CODChimera posted:

Do you guys often get people that suicide to kill you? Seems to happen to me a lot, does it mean I'm playing too aggressively or what? I can never understand why the other person would make that move.

It's because if they can shoot one time and get one kill and die in one minute, they can get a higher xp per minute. Gotta get dat quixperience, yo. Also why does Google recognize quixperience as a real word what the hell?

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Hellsau posted:



Are you some sort of MMA trainer or fetish porn star? :raise:

A lawyer :(

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

:yikes:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
The stupidest thing about this clan poo poo is that if we could just collectively get our poo poo together and make a goon-only clan and forsake all others we could practically cripple most of the remaining high-tier clans.

"But that might require :effort: and I'm earning gold *now*." :smith:

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The stupidest thing about this clan poo poo is that if we could just collectively get our poo poo together and make a goon-only clan and forsake all others we could practically cripple most of the remaining high-tier clans.

"But that might require :effort: and I'm earning gold *now*." :smith:

Even if fearless leader (RIP) returns, the Horn of Goondor is shattered. There is no going back to old times.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!
PBKAC seems to be on a bent about being nice to people.

> : (

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

unlawfulsoup posted:

PBKAC seems to be on a bent about being nice to people.

> : (

Well they took in a ton of goon refuges after the exodus from the old goon clans. So I think you know why they are not always nice to people...

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mesadoram posted:

Even if fearless leader (RIP) returns, the Horn of Goondor is shattered. There is no going back to old times.
Which fearless leader?

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Bort Bortles posted:

Which fearless leader?

The one true leader of the tank goons, Chair.

JohnGalt
Aug 7, 2012

Mesadoram posted:

Well they took in a ton of goon refuges after the exodus from the old goon clans. So I think you know why they are not always nice to people...

As a pre-exodus, PBKAC goon, being nice to people was never about being nice to people.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Mesadoram posted:

Well they took in a ton of goon refuges after the exodus from the old goon clans. So I think you know why they are not always nice to people...

They knew exactly what they were getting. :colbert:

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

JohnGalt posted:

As a pre-exodus, PBKAC goon, being nice to people was never about being nice to people.

Makes sense and is totally respectable considering this player basis.

unlawfulsoup posted:

They knew exactly what they were getting. :colbert:

The quantity and detail of the dick drawing they may have been unprepared for.

The detail of them...

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Well, if people in Pansy wanted to try and organize a couple nights a week of tier 6 strongholds I'd be willing to be a lovely caller for that (I am lovely caller).

*Also a terrible player and gay.

BadLlama fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jul 14, 2015

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE
http://worldoftanks.eu/en/news/pc-browser/premium/premshop-collector-gem-week-lefh18b2/

lefh18b2 is on sale on EU this week, get one if you hate artillery with all your soul

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
I was done with clans when the dumbass clan I was in lost a territory on the last night of a campaign and I missed out on the M60.

I was able to scam in PBKAC before they realized I either idled or never showed up and booted me.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mesadoram posted:

The one true leader of the tank goons, Chair.
Okay thought so. I miss that cheeky fucker.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Bort Bortles posted:

Okay thought so. I miss that cheeky fucker.

Never met another caller quite like him. He had this weird ability to memorize who was in which tank and call people out by name to do things. Calling for three clans, doing all the diplo takes a toll on a person though...

RanKizama
Apr 22, 2015

Shinobi Heart

TheFluff posted:

lefh18b2 is on sale on EU this week, get one if you hate artillery with all your soul
I don't hate all artillery, but I do hate that one.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mesadoram posted:

Never met another caller quite like him. He had this weird ability to memorize who was in which tank and call people out by name to do things. Calling for three clans, doing all the diplo takes a toll on a person though...
Ugh I remember when we got SDP going and were getting people rolling alts or borrowing friend's accounts. I was calling battles from my friend's account that only had an IS-7 :( I couldnt believe how much legwork Chair was doing. I got burned out trying to call battles for SDP and play on my main in NDP. Though houdini-ing wins with lovely and often incomplete teams made up of pubbies we recruited and NDP alts was hella fun for a while.

Casca making fun of "Egytian Cotton" was so loving funny the first time it happened.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Bort Bortles posted:

Ugh I remember when we got SDP going and were getting people rolling alts or borrowing friend's accounts. I was calling battles from my friend's account that only had an IS-7 :( I couldnt believe how much legwork Chair was doing. I got burned out trying to call battles for SDP and play on my main in NDP. Though houdini-ing wins with lovely and often incomplete teams made up of pubbies we recruited and NDP alts was hella fun for a while.

Casca making fun of "Egytian Cotton" was so loving funny the first time it happened.

Felt so bad for Casca and Anderson. They were left with such a poo poo show to deal with overnight.
Then Brazilians took over SDP and were calling in their native language. We had translators translate what the callers were saying. It was at that time Casca brought me to NDP. Wonder where Casca and Anderson are nowadays...

But yeah that cotton thing was hilarious.

Edit: Remember when we beat RS in their prime with SDP with Chair calling? Then he died and we did not win against them again :smith:.

Mesadoram fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 14, 2015

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DonkeyHotay
Jun 6, 2005

Mesadoram posted:

Felt so bad for Casca and Anderson. They were left with such a poo poo show to deal with overnight.
Then Brazilians took over SDP and were calling in their native language. We had translators translate what the callers were saying. It was at that time Casca brought me to NDP. Wonder where Casca and Anderson are nowadays...

But yeah that cotton thing was hilarious.

Edit: Remember when we beat RS in their prime with SDP with Chair calling? Then he died and we did not win against them again :smith:.

somebody has been on casca a lot lately but I dunno if it's him or not

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