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Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Man Benedict Arnold got such a raw deal.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:25

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# ? May 8, 2024 10:10

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Garfield, McKinley, and Kennedy all had it coming.

Kennedy doesn't get assassinated in the 1963 Universe:

1963 #3 - Tales of the Uncanny

# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:39

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

joehonkie posted:

Kennedy doesn't get assassinated in the 1963 Universe:

1963 #3 - Tales of the Uncanny

Haha the little lines of shock around Lee Harvey Oswald.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:49

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Tavarin posted:

That's Baron Zemo Sr

Baron Zemo Jr fell into a vat of boiling, specially-treated Adhesive X during his first appearance as the villain Phoenix in Captain America #168, during the Secret Empire storyline.

Tons of stuff happened to him because of Thunderbolts though, so that might have been changed.

His face did get fixed, but then it got ruined again.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:52

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

zoux posted:

Haha the little lines of shock around Lee Harvey Oswald.

Clearly you mean Leo Harley Osborne:

USA then promptly stops an attempted assassination of Osborne by Ruby. BRIAN Ruby, because you see:

Same issue

# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:55

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Ahah the nefarious Red Sk...*looks up wikipedia article on "Things that are also in the head"* Brain!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:57

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

zoux posted:

Ahah the nefarious Red Sk...*looks up wikipedia article on "Things that are also in the head"* Brain!

To be fair it's Alan Moore's not even slightly subtle tribute to early Marvel. Pretty much only his Iron Man stand in is not super obvious. But Red Brain is more of a commie stereotype than anything.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:00

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Is this collected anywhere? I need more of this.

fake edit: Nope! Thanks, Alan Moore! :argh:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:18

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

zoux posted:

Haha the little lines of shock around Lee Harvey Oswald.

It's not necessarily Lee being shocked -- sometimes they would do that kind of thing in old comics to make sure you could actually see something in the background that was significant. It draws your eye.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:20

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Alan Moore has earned the right to gently caress over comic book companies as much as he wants.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:20

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

prefect posted:

It's not necessarily Lee being shocked -- sometimes they would do that kind of thing in old comics to make sure you could actually see something in the background that was significant. It draws your eye.

I think he's pretty shocked, as we all were on that fateful day, when we learned that USA was impersonating the president to foil an assassination attempt.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:24

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That's more loving with his previous comic book collaborators though. I wonder what his opposition was.

edit - Other than him just being Alan Moore.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:27

Atmus: Mar 8, 2002

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, not a Cadillac. Immersion ruined!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:51

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Atmus posted:

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, not a Cadillac. Immersion ruined!

And Lincoln was shot in a Kennedy! :psyboom:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:52

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Atmus posted:

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, not a Cadillac. Immersion ruined!

Kennedy also wasn't replaced by a superhero. We all know he was replaced by an alien duplicate so the real JFK could lead the resistance movement on the alien's homeworld until the Teen Titans could show up to help them win.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:53

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Atmus posted:

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, not a Cadillac. Immersion ruined!

Actually, I think you'll find that Kennedy was shot in the back of the head. Though I guess the kids today might be calling that a "Lincoln"...

Edit: The real truth about the Kennedy assassination:

Obviously, Superman did it because his superhearing overheard Kennedy blabbing the secret to Marilyn Monroe. You deserved it for being so naive, Superman!

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 14, 2015

# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:54

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Gaz-L posted:

Kennedy also wasn't replaced by a superhero. We all know he was replaced by an alien duplicate so the real JFK could lead the resistance movement on the alien's homeworld until the Teen Titans could show up to help them win.

No, he was wounded so LBJ had a piece of his brain taken out then dyed Kennedy black before shoving him in an East Texas rest home!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:04

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

I love Bubba Ho-Tep more than a lot of people love their pets, but seriously, please read that Bob Haney Titans story. It's amazing

# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:06

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

No, he was wounded so LBJ had a piece of his brain taken out then dyed Kennedy black before shoving him in an East Texas rest home!

He's got a little bag of sand up there now.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:10

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Random Stranger posted:

Anybody have the panels handy from that comic where they say Nixon was framed for Watergate? And aliens may or may not have been involved? I'm drawing a blank.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:24

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

zoux posted:

I think he's pretty shocked, as we all were on that fateful day, when we learned that USA was impersonating the president to foil an assassination attempt.

I think he's just shocked that his magic bullet entered USA's body from the back, fractured into pieces, only to then ricochet off his chest.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:38

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

New Marvel variant covers.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/7/14/8962581/marvel-classic-hip-hop-variant-comic-book-covers

# ? Jul 14, 2015 23:29

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

SynthOrange posted:

Zemo is hilarious because you have a supervillain nazi who glued his own mask to his face.

I love how Mike Conroy described him in 500 Comic Book Supervillains - "A brilliant scientist, but seemingly unaware of scissors."

# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:01

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FredMSloniker posted:

Anybody have the panels handy from that comic where they say Nixon was framed for Watergate? And aliens may or may not have been involved? I'm drawing a blank.

If I'm going to take my history from funny books I'll stick with Nixon being the leader of the Secret Empire and killing himself in front of Captain America.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:16

Cuchulain: May 15, 2007; My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Panama Red posted:

Agent Venom, ladies and gentlemen

Amazing Spider-Man #335

Jesus, those shorts are hands down the worst things to ever happen to Flash Thompson's legs.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:57

Anora: Feb 16, 2014; I fuckin suck!🪠

Atmus posted:

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln

You know, maybe it's just hindsight, but that seems like a really bad choice of cars to drive in for a president.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 08:18

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

my_life.jpg

Ares #1

# ? Jul 15, 2015 13:30

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

prefect posted:

And Lincoln was shot in a Kennedy!

Yes that is what happened to both of their heads you don't need to remind us.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:46

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

Uthor posted:

New Marvel variant covers.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/7/14/8962581/marvel-classic-hip-hop-variant-comic-book-covers

I like this a lot.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:03

Drifter: Oct 22, 2000; Belated Bear Witness; Soiled Meat

Yeah, that is a cool picture.

Poor Herc, can't catch a break. :sigh:

Herc and She-hulk, most likely. Don't have an issue.

Not like the Indestructible Hulk getting bombed with puppies by SHIELD. :argh:

# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:46

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

More bad guys need to refer to him as "Jerkules."

# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:48

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

The origin of Spider Hero is pretty great. Someone should post that.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:00

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Did he get out of it through Act of God?

# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me