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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

therattle posted:

I can drink water all day - doesn't matter what kind - and I'm totally fine the next day.

That's cause you drink that weakass first world water

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mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Mindphlux let's get together and drink a vineyard dry.

yes this

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


THE MACHO MAN posted:

yeah I thought all the Indian and Middle Eastern food was good (I don't recall where I went though). I wanted to try some authentic Dutch food as well but apparently it's not stuff really served at restaurants??

Chef Boyardee was loving gross even as a kid. Now the meatless speghettios, that's what's up if you're looking to reminisce over lovely canned pasta

The path of the Boyardee is beset on all sides by haters, but he who follows the chef shall not die, but have MSG, and have it more abundantly.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
anyone find anything fun on Prime Day yet?? You will have my everlasting love if you find a dirt cheap pasta maker or rice cooker.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Steve Yun posted:

That's cause you drink that weakass first world water

No, I've actually trained my gut to tolerate a wide range of waters and associated bacteria etc. I can (and do) drink from stagnant roadside puddles with little ill effect. It's all part of my training for The Rapture/zombie apocalypse/Obama taking are guns and putting us in FEMA camps, and the water supply failing or being reserved for Jews and liberals.

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

paraquat posted:

Yeah, don't go searching for Dutch cuisine in Amsterdam (or the rest of the country), also: stay away from tourist areas when you want to eat in Amsterdam, so no eating out around the central station or "de Dam" (or, curiously, any area with a large number of "Argentinian Grill Restaurants"....?)

Anyway, it's the back alleys (for excellent and not too expensive/ normal priced stuff) or the big names (for out of my league stuff)

We're in the New Market area, I think? We had a nice lunch today at a pasta place, but it's possible I was just starving. There's a few restaurants and bars we passed today that we'll check out. The staircase in our apartment is intensely steep. It's a drunk deterrent.

paraquat
Nov 25, 2006

Burp

Echeveria posted:

The staircase in our apartment is intensely steep. It's a drunk deterrent.

Welcome to Amsterdam! :-D

(have fun, don't smoke too much and don't take pills from strangers)


ohhhhhhhhhh, and DO visit the Rijksmuseum if you have the time!

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

We had spatchcocked chicken marinated in oil and herbs with fries and a crusty loaf for dinner, with some kind of yummy in house amber, at bier fabriek. It was delicious and reasonably priced, so we'll probably go back.

We have no concrete plans paraquat, other than I want to check out the science center And the arboretum. I'd like to check out the zoo, too, but my husband finds zoo's sad.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Echeveria posted:

spatchcocked

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I cooked some gorgeous ribeyes this weekend, including one for my oldest daughter. She's not big enough to eat an entire steak herself so I cut off the deckle and ate it.

I don't feel guilty about it at all.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS



aww how cute, a word the GBS trolls don't know

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Anyone have any recommendations for places in Grenoble? I'll be here for a bit less than 2 weeks. Bonus points for places with weird hours since I may be taking some night shifts during my stay. I'm by the main train station in town (by the reactor in downtown).

I'm delighted that cheese and bread is ubiquitous here - the breakfast at my hotel has little slices of soft rindy cheese and bread, and the canteen where I'll be working has bread and random cheeses as a food option. I think I'll just eat bread, fruit, and cheese for my lunch.

P.S. Bastille Day is fun.

bombhand
Jun 27, 2004

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I cooked some gorgeous ribeyes this weekend, including one for my oldest daughter. She's not big enough to eat an entire steak herself so I cut off the deckle and ate it.

I don't feel guilty about it at all.
Well yeah, if you let her eat deckle when she's too young she'll never be able to truly appreciate it.

UnbearablyBlight
Nov 4, 2009

hello i am your heart how nice to meet you

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I cooked some gorgeous ribeyes this weekend, including one for my oldest daughter. She's not big enough to eat an entire steak herself so I cut off the deckle and ate it.

I don't feel guilty about it at all.

As a kid, I used to feel scorn for my brothers whenever they'd leave that part of the steak on their plates because they "didn't like fat" but I never knew there was a word for it until now, so thanks for that.

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Echeveria posted:

We're in the New Market area, I think? We had a nice lunch today at a pasta place, but it's possible I was just starving. There's a few restaurants and bars we passed today that we'll check out. The staircase in our apartment is intensely steep. It's a drunk deterrent.

Missed it earlier but the Ethicurean in Bristol is meant to be very good.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Socialist holiday expanded - said no to a CIO position today, previously said no to consultant work and senior management position.

I think I wanna be a farmer.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I cooked some gorgeous ribeyes this weekend, including one for my oldest daughter. She's not big enough to eat an entire steak herself so I cut off the deckle and ate it.

I don't feel guilty about it at all.

I've been conditioned from a young age to understand this as a perk of parenting. My dad gained like 20lbs when my brother and I were young because we'd go out to eat and that man couldn't bare to see food wasted.

kind of funny how decades later I totally understand that feeling even though it drove me nuts as a kid haha

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Happy Hat posted:

Socialist holiday expanded - said no to a CIO position today, previously said no to consultant work and senior management position.

I think I wanna be a farmer.

Why? just too much responsibility? I'll take your CIO role move me to los europos and we can be pals :)

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

mindphlux posted:

Why? just too much responsibility? I'll take your CIO role move me to los europos and we can be pals :)

Rather the other way around - the CIO position was in a USD 200m company, and a USD 2b and a USD 6b company are showing extensive interest - at the same time I am considering taking a position in Libya as a head for Middle East/Africa for Red Cross (about 1/3 pay of the others - but gently caress money - it is wife's turn to make the majority of the income).

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Happy Hat posted:

Rather the other way around - the CIO position was in a USD 200m company, and a USD 2b and a USD 6b company are showing extensive interest - at the same time I am considering taking a position in Libya as a head for Middle East/Africa for Red Cross (about 1/3 pay of the others - but gently caress money - it is wife's turn to make the majority of the income).

noble of you, sounds like a good opportunity.

I want to be a farmer too. :( but poo poo it's like, I feel like I should make enough money to own my house outright, have a giant wad of cash in investments and poo poo before I'm like 'gently caress money'. dunno, maybe you're a lot older than me and there already, or maybe I'm being greedy or something.

totally gonna buy a farm or vineyard or something in the black forest and run a B&B when I retire though ^_^ live the dreaammm

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Happy Hat posted:

Rather the other way around - the CIO position was in a USD 200m company, and a USD 2b and a USD 6b company are showing extensive interest - at the same time I am considering taking a position in Libya as a head for Middle East/Africa for Red Cross (about 1/3 pay of the others - but gently caress money - it is wife's turn to make the majority of the income).

I'm losing my job, can I have one of those?

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

I want to be a farmer, too. My husband is in oil and gas, and his company is building pipelines through his hometown. I always dreamt that if we won the lottery we'd run a farm/animal rescue.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Echeveria posted:

I want to be a farmer, too. My husband is in oil and gas, and his company is building pipelines through his hometown. I always dreamt that if we won the lottery we'd run a farm/animal rescue.

And then eat them?

Farming is bloody hard work.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Echeveria posted:

I want to be a farmer, too.

Hope you have a million in the bank for the start-up investment then and the stamina left for 14 hour workdays, 7 days a week, at age whatever.

Farming is not something that you retire to do. :v:

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Drink and Fight posted:

I'm losing my job, can I have one of those?

We should have taken Greenland together! Made that the starting point of the societal cleansing of picky eaters.

Edit: The 'anti-piggery', because then we're able to confuse the Muslims, the dyslexic anti-nosepickers, the Jews and old-ladies in the Midwest into joining - we will then use them as a force to initiate the cleansing, and then move on to step 2 - the breeding program.

Also we won't give a poo poo if people want or doesn't want to eat specifics based on religion.

We will however make it a capital offense to eat fries as a vegan, because that is just too lazy.

Happy Hat fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 17, 2015

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

Xoidanor posted:

Hope you have a million in the bank for the start-up investment then and the stamina left for 14 hour workdays, 7 days a week, at age whatever.

Farming is not something that you retire to do. :v:

I'm 29, it's not a retirement desire, it's the "instead of this" desire. That's also why I said "if I won the lottery", because farmland in Alberta ain't cheap.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Happy Hat posted:

We should have taken Greenland together! Made that the starting point of the societal cleansing of picky eaters.

Edit: The 'anti-piggery', because then we're able to confuse the Muslims, the dyslexic anti-nosepickers, the Jews and old-ladies in the Midwest into joining - we will then use them as a force to initiate the cleansing, and then move on to step 2 - the breeding program.

Also we won't give a poo poo if people want or doesn't want to eat specifics based on religion.

We will however make it a capital offense to eat fries as a vegan, because that is just too lazy.

Greenland is cold. Let's take Iceland from the elves.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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therattle posted:

And then eat them?

Farming is bloody hard work.

Seriously. My folks bought a farm in NW Oregon (if you eat at a restaurant in Dundee you will probably eat some of their produce!) with water rights and it is only 9 acres but they work extremely hard and barely make much money at all. Chickens, pigs, many veggies and the occasional duck/turkey/cow gets eaten/sold. Beautiful land but 9-5 it isn't. Think 7am to 6pm Sunday through Saturday.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.
Remember that time when I linked my not so great video project? Well it's a lot better now, with production values and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0UmQXFmlz4

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Chef De Cuisinart posted:

Remember that time when I linked my not so great video project? Well it's a lot better now, with production values and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0UmQXFmlz4

:eyepop: That sure is a thing

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Add a laugh track and it's GOLD, BABY!

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I just found what may be the best line ever written in a review:

quote:

Appearance: Antique copper/bronze like the highlights on a tsuba (the handguard on a samurai sword)...

They're talking about a bottle of whiskey.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

cyberia posted:

I just found what may be the best line ever written in a review:


They're talking about a bottle of whiskey.
That's poo poo1.



1. Translator's note: That's English for `poo poo'.

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007

cyberia posted:

I just found what may be the best line ever written in a review:


They're talking about a bottle of whiskey.

75% chance this guy has an account on the something awful dot com forums.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I went to a wedding this weekend, and I broke my Reception Rule: never order the beef option.

Why is wedding food so bad? This was a pricey venue, too. The apps were good, including some yummy brisket and pulled pork, but the main plate was totally disappointing. The vegetarian option was a risoto that appeared to have been made from converted rice and half and half.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
I have been to one (1) wedding with good food. It was earlier in the day and it was brunch food.

A lot of the time I think they are in venues with their own kitchens, who often mandate -- or otherwise incentivize -- that you use them to cater. At that point, why try?

Hauki
May 11, 2010


guppy posted:

I have been to one (1) wedding with good food. It was earlier in the day and it was brunch food.

A lot of the time I think they are in venues with their own kitchens, who often mandate -- or otherwise incentivize -- that you use them to cater. At that point, why try?

A lot of places that regularly rent out to weddings have some outrageous fee if you don't use their lovely in-house catering.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Squashy Nipples posted:

I went to a wedding this weekend, and I broke my Reception Rule: never order the beef option.

Why is wedding food so bad? This was a pricey venue, too. The apps were good, including some yummy brisket and pulled pork, but the main plate was totally disappointing. The vegetarian option was a risoto that appeared to have been made from converted rice and half and half.

I didn't realize this was a rule, but in hindsight you're absolutely correct.

I had prime rib without a touch of pink in it at my wife's cousin's wedding. The kind of beef that takes five chews and a sip of water for each swallow.

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