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also have a random promo picture for God Form stuff the robot's cool i guess
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:11 |
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Anoia posted:Somewhere in Russia a guy is staring at a monitor, tweaking variables to make sure the boobs bounce just right. Then, only then, can he move on to butts. As funny as it sounds, I would take that job in a heart beat if it paid enough. Sounds really easy. The best part would be the meetings where I would have to provide status updates on the current accuracy of the jiggling physics.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:13 |
Unguided posted:You sure are angry about a video game. Not the video game, just spergs who refuse to do poo poo for themselves. Now I understand more fully why grithok and drinkfist get so angry at goons.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:14 |
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Unguided posted:You sure are angry about a video game. Here I'll answer your question It has been answered before multiple times.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:16 |
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Obscurity posted:I really wish someone would make an atlas planner tool..would make efficient route planning so much easier. There is an in game talent calculator. You access it through the Aelinet under the Game drop down menu. I know that isn't the same thing, but until the community comes up with one, it's the best we have.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:16 |
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Doing the guild poo poo would be easier if we could: a) vote Drinkfist supreme leader and do away with voting and b) play the Facebook game on our phones. Since neither of those is possible, poo poo is hosed and slow. Deal with it.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:15 |
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Kabuki Shipoopi posted:There is an in game talent calculator. You access it through the Aelinet under the Game drop down menu. I know that isn't the same thing, but until the community comes up with one, it's the best we have. Yeah talant calculator has nothing to do with atlas nodes :X
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:24 |
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How does the having founder access to the berserker and gunner work in relation to the big atlas? Do you get to buy nodes out from the gunner class node once you unlock the mid point of gunner for example? In the same way you can buy global atlas nodes starting from the starter classes? These questions were probably worded very stupidly.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:31 |
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No. Once you unlock the ascension atlas, you start in the same spot as the beginner classes.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:33 |
GarudaPrime posted:How does the having founder access to the berserker and gunner work in relation to the big atlas? All classes start the global atlas from the three starting classes, even gunner and berserker. e:fb
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:34 |
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Drinkfist, your persistent mission to invite me to the clan, despite my lovely work hours, is inspiring. I probably won't be back on until Monday but I'll hop on Mumble as soon as I can. Glory to the Godleader.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:40 |
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So, uh, apparently the game does not indicate whether or not someone is on or offline when you whisper, and just sends messages like they're online regardless. I wasn't ignoring you Drinkfist! Get your ASCII penis checked though, it shouldn't be pointy like that. I logged in and the messages all hit me at once, then the delayed rage of Drinkfist hosed my internet connection but good. I'll try to get on again in a few hours.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:31 |
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Ok scumbags. I got slots open in the guild. Get off your worthless asses and PM "Irate Drinkfist" in game. If you loving SA PM me I am gonna drown you. And if Anoia is Profanity Jane and you didn't get the "I apologize" joke then you are not getting in with me. Talk to Stormgale or watch Deadwood. Edit: I know its Calamity Jane you fucks but its too close to think it was a coincidence.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:40 |
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Drinkfist posted:Ok scumbags. I got slots open in the guild. Get off your worthless asses and PM "Irate Drinkfist" in game. If you loving SA PM me I am gonna drown you. You're supposed to say I apologize over and over again, cause otherwise it just looks like you're doing a plain ol apology and not a reference And yes Profanity Jane is me
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:45 |
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So how do I god again? Press play?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:07 |
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So does anyone have a clue whether there's a way to get the armor everyone starts the game in? I really dig the crested helmet your character's wearing through the prologue. Can't find any hint of it in the clothes shop, though.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:11 |
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Lawlicaust posted:Doing the guild poo poo would be easier if we could: a) vote Drinkfist supreme leader and do away with voting and b) play the Facebook game on our phones. Since neither of those is possible, poo poo is hosed and slow. Deal with it. Until they change it we suffer under the bureaucracy.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:23 |
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Finished Zerker tree and got the symbol and new outfit:
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:56 |
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Um. Holy poo poo. That's a little badass.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:14 |
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People getting really salty (and not understanding, apparently) about caps e: I ed at the bit where he was like "I'm an average player and I capped out in two days. What we have here is not the players' fault, it's the cap's fault". No, dude, you're a turbo-sperg poopsocker, deal with it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:33 |
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lewtt posted:Finished Zerker tree and got the symbol and new outfit: Is that a different colored version of the outfit or is it a new outfit entirely?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:53 |
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Archonex posted:Is that a different colored version of the outfit or is it a new outfit entirely? Different Entirely.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:55 |
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Archonex posted:Is that a different colored version of the outfit or is it a new outfit entirely? Usually it looks like this:
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:56 |
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Is there like a wiki for the russian version that has pictures of the outfits from capping classes? A little googling hasn't turned up anything.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:07 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:09 |
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gently caress yes. Some of them look awesome. In other news, don't slot any ether cores. Chat is saying that they're changing it to cost credits instead of argents.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:46 |
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Goddamn those look hot. Why do I have to go camping when I could be home capping my Gunner?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:51 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:52 |
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The monk outfit here looks really underwhelming compared to the rest of the classes. Going for that Egyptian bouncer look I suppose.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 05:02 |
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Has anyone else's game pooped the bed just now? Whenever I try to log in I get "Connection closed: Error code 8" and then the client closes.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:09 |
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Roach Warehouse posted:Has anyone else's game pooped the bed just now? Whenever I try to log in I get "Connection closed: Error code 8" and then the client closes. Servers were brought down to prepare for
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:10 |
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So, how does being a bird mage (Witch) play? Is it good? Are there a lot of birds?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:12 |
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Concurred posted:So, how does being a bird mage (Witch) play? Is it good? Are there a lot of birds? I tried the tutorial for it, I had no idea what I was doing but there were a lot of birds and bird-based explosions.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:13 |
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So I got a founders code last minute and now I have 10k argents and logged in for like 2 minutes (currently in memory lane "3 days ago"). Is there any way to view how much argents I have online? Looked at the main site and I can't see it anywhere. Is there anything I should avoid buying with my argents? Any easy to get argent traps?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:19 |
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I found a fairly decent basic guide to stat mechanics on the english portal while looking up what news from the russian portal weren't translated. Since I know that many goons rarely look for info outside of their game's MMOHMO thread, I'm going to repost it here for your convenience. I hope it will be of help to someone. "Allods Team" posted:Skyforge Mechanics: Stats and Abilities [edit]This thing is old and i have no idea if it's still true to how things are. RottenK fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jul 16, 2015 |
# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:51 |
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Concurred posted:So, how does being a bird mage (Witch) play? Is it good? Are there a lot of birds? The basic rotation does a crazy amount of damage, the upgraded dash is amazing and yes, there are whole murders of crows. It also has some decent crowd control but things will generally be nuked to death by exploding birds before you need to use them.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 09:03 |
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Unguided posted:The basic rotation does a crazy amount of damage, the upgraded dash is amazing and yes, there are whole murders of crows. It also has some decent crowd control but things will generally be nuked to death by exploding birds before you need to use them. Yessssss
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 10:13 |
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Concurred posted:Yessssss Warning- Warlock/witch animations are clearly designed with female models in mind. That being said a big beefy bearded dude in power armor shooting birds at people with sailor moon animations is hilarious Edit- The warlock (male) class hat is also a fedora which lets you mlady people to death. Double Monocle fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Jul 16, 2015 |
# ? Jul 16, 2015 11:11 |
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I've been playing since the 9th and so far Im really enjoying this game. Im on EU server through so I wont be playing with the goons I guess. I just unlocked necromancer, and while I think it looks cool enough Im looking for help with maximizing my damage output and finding good rotations. Anyone know about a good build suggestion or class guide? Or maybe just some pointers from someone whos been fiddling with the necromancer for a bit longer? Google search brings up surprisingly little.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 11:45 |
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Unguided posted:the upgraded dash is amazing This being you hopping on your broomstick like a proper witch.
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