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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Teketeketeketeke posted:

Tattoo didn't quite have enough shading on the top portion of the hole. I didn't think it was too bad, anyway :shrug:

This, however:


Katy Pery I love you please marry me if you read this or if the FBI tells you about this post.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Dienes posted:

How'd they manage to get no sense of depth to a big spiral into her forehead?

I think it's also the lack of foreshortening as the rings of the spiral get closer to the viewer.
I can't get over how unevenly spaced the swirls of the spiral are.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/SpzVtzO.jpg

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


uhhh...



seems out of place here.


e: while we're at it:




e2: what's courage crew?

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Jul 16, 2015

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

JoelJoel posted:

uhhh...



seems out of place here.


e: while we're at it:




e2: what's courage crew?

Krang is actually kind of awesome.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
The turtles one is okay its just a really really stupid placement.

Krang, yeah, that's just awesome.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

JoelJoel posted:

e2: what's courage crew?

Urban Dictionary posted:

Gang consisting of people (mostly men 18-35) who stand for being straight edge but use violence to get their point across. a hostile gang who's only mission is to beat up people that partake in sexual activities out of wed lock and people who do any drugs (includes Alcohol and medical) usually 5 large males target one person at a time. they are unfair self righteous pricks who try to push their views of what is right on others.


What a colorful cast of do gooders. Pretty much all the definitions follow the same theme.

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010

ReidRansom posted:

aside from the derpy eye and lack of depth, the top of her head also looks kinda hosed to me.

this otoh is a good uzumaki tat



also this one is ok



I posted this in the other tattoo thread, but I guess it fits into this tread also:



Got this about a week ago.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Hello sir, how may eye help you today?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
These lines are loving insulting

Dude has like 5 tattoos and most of them are bad. The one that is done well is blown-out badly. I feel so bad.

teen phone cutie has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jul 20, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Yet another case of "Kevin did this in his kitchen for a twenty dollar bill and bottle of OE"

Elucidarius
Oct 14, 2006

Finally have something to contribute. God it's awful.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah I could do with a touch up. No wait! Just do the outlines.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Can we talk about what's going on with his bicep, as well?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Can we talk about what's going on with his bicep, as well?

This is what I was thinking.

"Bicep implants? Those real, bro? C'mon, bro!"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Maybe he could only afford one synthol injection, poor fella.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Elucidarius posted:

Finally have something to contribute. God it's awful.



What tattoo do you want sir?

I dunno, just doodle around a bunch, I need to kill a few hours.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Can we talk about what's going on with his bicep, as well?

:stonk:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zaphod42 posted:

What tattoo do you want sir?

I dunno, just doodle around a bunch, I need to kill a few hours.


:stonk:

He's probably just pushing it up with his fingers.

Though with how bad the tat is it could be synthol.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

LingcodKilla posted:

He's probably just pushing it up with his fingers.

Though with how bad the tat is it could be synthol.

That is definitely synthol. No puckering of the skin, and a form not found in nature.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

That is definitely synthol. No puckering of the skin, and a form not found in nature.

I just GIS'd synthol. :gonk:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Karma Monkey posted:

I just GIS'd synthol. :gonk:

Why God Why?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Karma Monkey posted:

I just GIS'd synthol. :gonk:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth



Are we all not here to see the mistakes of human free will?

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Karma Monkey posted:

I just GIS'd synthol explosion. :gonk:

Try that one.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

SaNChEzZ posted:

Try that one.

gently caress NO. I watched a YouTube video of some guy trying to say his bicep was infected due to steroid use (but all the comments said it was synthol) and he was about to "pop and drain" it when I closed the tab.

Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010
Link

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

On a vaguely related subject, I decided to go check GIS to see if anyone had one of those "skin tearing away" tattoos that was any drat good.

The results: not unless you're into unnervingly realistic muscle tone, I guess? But there were some treasures:



This just makes me imagine a scenario where this used to be a Twin Towers tattoo, but the dude ripped it off of his skin to use it as a visual aid for someone who FORGOT.



"Hm, what font should I go with for the caption on my brutal wound tattoo? Let's go tasteful all-lowercase sans serif. I wouldn't want to be gaudy while proclaiming myself to be an animal over my bloody claw marks."

Then we get into things bursting out of people's skin:



The terrifying NECK SKELETON!



The even worse SIDE EYEBALL-SKELETON WITH A HAT!



The unnervingly fat-roll-bearing SHOULDER DEER!



The surprisingly careful TOO-MANY-SPIKED SHOULDER DRAGON!



The terrible wrath of VINYL SATAN!



The... subdermal... microphone?



Imagine how scrunched up that eagle has to be. Majesty. (I want to say tattoos like this have been posted before, but still, majesty.)



"Hey, guys. What's goin' on?"



I can't tell whether this football is smashing into the shoulder or being birthed from it, and I don't really want to know.

Elucidarius
Oct 14, 2006

Antivehicular posted:




The even worse SIDE EYEBALL-SKELETON WITH A HAT!


Pretty sure those are supposed to be the person's ribs not a hat.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Antivehicular posted:



The terrifying NECK SKELETON!



The even worse SIDE EYEBALL-SKELETON WITH A HAT!

One skeleton isn't cool. You know what's cool? Having two skeletons.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Elucidarius posted:

Pretty sure those are supposed to be the person's ribs not a hat.

poo poo, I think you're right. I totally saw it as a tophat with a red center ribbon, but... yeah.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


The line work pains me.

e: tables

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Jul 21, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Antivehicular posted:



The even worse SIDE EYEBALL-SKELETON WITH A HAT!




NYAH

e: I actually blocked out the wrong picture but I'm gonna leave it

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous





:allears:

Juggernaut Hands
Apr 17, 2007
These Hands are Unstoppable.


Why are those tiny horses attacking a humming bird? The center horse appears to be using a Muay Thai knee.

I hope they have a good reason for all of this.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
Hmm, where's the BEST place to do some lovely stick and pokes?



Somewhere outside...



... With terrible equipment...



... So it looks the most like a horrible rash?

Oh, I know!



On a picnic blanket, in a graveyard! Brilliant!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


Only the best

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



What's melly? Some kind of Limey food?

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Lord Frisk posted:

What's melly? Some kind of Limey food?

MDMA, molly

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

goodness posted:

MDMA, molly

that's not what that says

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