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triple sulk posted:the exercise part of the watch is entirely useless if you don't walk or run a lot. the stand detection doesn't loving work correctly either because i've stood for 20 minutes or so while cooking and it alerts 10 minutes before the new hour. you need to actively swing your arms around for the thing to actually understand you're standing. you don't wave your arms around every time you get up?
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:10 |
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Last Chance posted:cool you just quoted eight television commercials and said "cool" *jabs a needle in your arm and extracts the potent strain of AIDS for bio-weapons research*
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:26 |
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Last Chance posted:one of my favorite apple ads gently caress YOU
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:29 |
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lol at all the mega but hurt Apple haters in this thread. Watch was a successful experiment and Watch 2 is gonna be huge.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:44 |
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yeah guys the apple watch is a hit. they might even sell half as much as the Microsoft Lumia this quater. lmfao
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:51 |
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in what world does the apple watch compete with the lumia retard? you think it sold more than the microsoft band maybe?
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:57 |
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you retarded gently caress heads post constantly about what a pitiable failure the lumia is and now the device that apple poured tons of r&d into and is advertising heavily is selling half as much and your aids infested brains are going into cognitive dissonance overdrive
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:59 |
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triple sulk posted:the exercise part of the watch is entirely useless if you don't walk or run a lot. the stand detection doesn't loving work correctly either because i've stood for 20 minutes or so while cooking and it alerts 10 minutes before the new hour. you need to actively swing your arms around for the thing to actually understand you're standing. its not stand detection, it's stand and move around for a minute (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 03:06 |
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Valeyard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo4BpgfWiBE&hd=1
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 03:12 |
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i like my apple watch, it's a pretty good watch (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 03:22 |
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Apple watch this drive
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 04:29 |
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cremnob posted:the apple watch is good (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:10 |
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zen death robot posted:you could have purchased one that wouldn't be obsolete/usless in 3 years for the same price and it wouldn't have been a giant nerd badge as well oh no my $400 watch will be obsolete in 3 years at which point i will prolly be able to sell it for $150 easily. this will destroy my finances - someone literally starving
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:12 |
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Amethyst posted:you retarded gently caress heads post constantly about what a pitiable failure the lumia is and now the device that apple poured tons of r&d into and is advertising heavily is selling half as much and your aids infested brains are going into cognitive dissonance overdrive you really are fuckin stupid aren't you. the Lumia is competing with iPhones and Samsung garbage and is losing the Watch is competing with android wear and microsoft band garbage and is crushing them pretty simple concept no? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:16 |
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except you and I both know that apple isn't interested in taking over the existing, miniscule, smartwatch market. they were aiming to expand it to the point where it became it's own product category, like they did with the ipad they failed in this aim, and you guys trying to spin in into a success, despite the fact that you aren't loving apple PR employees, is hilarious
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:24 |
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Busta Chimes.wav posted:do you actually have a list of your favorite apple ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-UuIEOcss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKm2sdkA4A
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:26 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:27 |
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bad thread (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=nuGLoZ1iUOU#t=1m01s
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 05:54 |
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triple sulk posted:the exercise part of the watch is entirely useless if you don't walk or run a lot. the stand detection doesn't loving work correctly either because i've stood for 20 minutes or so while cooking and it alerts 10 minutes before the new hour. you need to actively swing your arms around for the thing to actually understand you're standing. youre standing up wrong
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 06:07 |
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Amethyst posted:they failed in this aim just seems like you're trying way too hard to hate on something with no other reason that lol apple aids.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 07:03 |
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Triglav posted:not if hes fat. heart rate seems high too but maybe hes fat I don't think I am fat by goon standards. I am 6'2" and had a 34 but now I have a 32 inch waist and have to buy new jeans. thanks timb (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 09:33 |
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neonbregna posted:I don't think I am fat by goon standards. I am 6'2" and had a 34 but now I have a 32 inch waist and have to buy new jeans. thanks timb you're skinnyfat op
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 10:08 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 10:28 |
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im going to chaingun this thead and pwn ppl who suck basially nonstop fyi
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 10:44 |
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do it Smythe. give me a rad proby messagw
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:05 |
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aplj watcj good
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:05 |
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lmao @ anyone dumb enough to buy an iwatch
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 12:03 |
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i still can't loving figure out what the apple watch is for. like what can you do with it. i am being serious. what else does it do?
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 12:55 |
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du -hast posted:i still can't loving figure out what the apple watch is for. like what can you do with it. i am being serious. what else does it do? u can draw a cat or tap someone on the wrist
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 13:00 |
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uhhhh
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 14:50 |
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i literally had a dream last night that i was typing a reminder onto someone else's apple watch one full screen letter at a time. you had to swipe left or right or hit the arrows to get to the next letter. it sucked. without this, it still sucks
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:57 |
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I just want poo poo for free. This rarely happens.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:28 |
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du -hast posted:i still can't loving figure out what the apple watch is for. like what can you do with it. i am being serious. what else does it do? smart watches are dumbwaiters for phones
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:21 |
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At this point Smythe is like one of those moderators Lowtax imposed to destroy LF from the inside when it got too popular. Tolerating outright death threats from the likes of Amethyst, joking with AIDS, or tolerating and using words like "retard" and "human being" not only makes him a bad moderator, but a bad person.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:52 |
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jesus christ shut up
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:52 |
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yospos was dead long before smythe came
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:54 |
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i didn't think i liked the apple watch, but then i found out that the pinball map dot com app has an apple watch... app, so now i want the apple watch.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:55 |
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k-zed posted:At this point Smythe is like one of those moderators Lowtax imposed to destroy LF from the inside when it got too popular. stfu bitch
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agreeing with amethyst is rly brand damaging. much like rotor trying to rehabilitate stymie. bad move
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