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BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

dog days are over posted:

Have you ever been there? I don't fuckin' blame them. I'm in Swansea and sometimes when the wind is right I can smell the place from here.

Port Talbot was legit one of the inspirations for Terry Gilliams Brazil (at least for the title)

quote:

"Port Talbot is a steel town, where everything is covered with gray iron ore dust. Even the beach is completely littered with dust, its just black. The sun was setting, and it was quite beautiful. The contrast was extraordinary, I had this image of a guy sitting there on this dingy beach with a portable radio, tuning in these strange Latin escapist songs like 'Brazil.' The music transported him somehow and made his world less gray."

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

minato posted:

I went to a live taping of NMTB in the Mark Lamarr days and I can say that it's about 20% scripted jokes, 30% funny off the cuff wit, and 50% hilarious but unbroadcastable slander and libel. Mark Lamarr is a complete arsehole and brutally funny. But he seems to have disappeared off the face of the planet.

I've been to several recordings back in the Lamarr days, each time the taping lasted close to 5 hours. I say its more like 5% scripted, 5% off the cuff and 90% of stuff that if broadcast would result in a hell portal being opened.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Wales has some of the beautiful places in the UK but also some of the most depressing.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Say Nothing posted:

Frankie Boyle on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Someone should have warned Michelle Williams.
Nws jokes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2aUWfzBfE

God I love him.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Frankie Boyle is a goddamn national treasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 13:27 on Jul 17, 2015

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Say Nothing posted:

Frankie Boyle on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Someone should have warned Michelle Williams.
Nws jokes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2aUWfzBfE

Jesus christ he's like a force of nature.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

RaspberryCommie posted:

What if Gary Busey IS the Yin version? :ohdear:

The Yin is his calm, collected self that does commercials and spews wack-rear end philosophy.

The Yang is just screaming and veneers. And maybe the Amazon Fire stick thing.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

KozmoNaut posted:

Frankie Boyle is a goddamn national treasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s

Wish people had thought about Reagan the same way.

Sentmassen
Oct 17, 2012

bean_shadow posted:

Wish people had thought about Reagan the same way.

If only

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

bean_shadow posted:

Wish people had thought about Reagan the same way.

If it's any consolation, it's definitely how people will be thinking about Bush.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl
Does anyone have that festival poster where it's just like "Stay at home! Free food! No lines for the bathroom!"

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Bad Sneakers posted:

Does anyone have that festival poster where it's just like "Stay at home! Free food! No lines for the bathroom!"

Probably not what you're after but this is funny and painfully true.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

Hm

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

How did no one comment on this

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

What?

Sokoban
Feb 16, 2011

THUNDERDOME
LOSER

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

Baby penis. Right.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

Did you have a stroke, or did someone put too much LSD in your morning enema?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Did you have a stroke, or did someone put too much LSD in your morning enema?

I think it's throwing a set those refrigerator work magnets writing what sticks.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

I assumed this made sense in context with the video. Does it not?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
If you look at their post history, it's pretty incomprehensible.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

"Gross, they should have bit off the baby penis end, too"? You're saying that the video of menorah-lighting was "gross", but that what would've been less so if it involved some sort of on-the-spot oral circumcision?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress? Post about pics, not baby dicks.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Can't. Too busy fapping to Deep Dream Rike-rowave's Mom.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

blarzgh posted:

What the gently caress? Post about pics, not baby dicks.



Still would.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Literally :wtc:

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

Looks like Riker

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009

Bad Sneakers posted:

Does anyone have that festival poster where it's just like "Stay at home! Free food! No lines for the bathroom!"

This one?

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



blarzgh posted:

What the gently caress? Post about pics, not baby dicks.



Rikerwave's Mom?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It replaced microwave's mom with... a dog. Fair enough.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Boinks posted:

Rikerwave's Mom?

Amazing. :hf:

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Invisble Manuel posted:

This one?

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/GsV2gSf.jpg[/timg

Truly only something goons could comprehend, let alone appreciate.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Please tell me there was a Microwave's Mom edit Riker to that I didn't know about...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Say Nothing posted:

Frankie Boyle on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Someone should have warned Michelle Williams.
Nws jokes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2aUWfzBfE

This is very funny!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Frankie Boyle is my hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX1jMmfG2Xk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGR8GN6U0yw

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


blarzgh posted:

What the gently caress? Post about pics, not baby dicks.



The sanctity of this mom has been fouled.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Decrepus posted:

The sanctity of this mom has been fouled.

The scales of justice have balanced! Here's a picture of Riker>

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The scales of justice have balanced! Here's a picture of Riker>


Squint and it's still worth a squirt.

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