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Enhydra lutris posted:there is no good Reason for an Anus to be sensitive; it is not required for Survival; and in fact is a Limitation.
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Sorry about your insensitive butt, getting your butt licked feels awesome.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:09
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Slaan posted:If you ain't getin bacteria then you ain't trying hard enough Lolzzzzzzzz
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Jul 16, 2015 23:00
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Strictly speaking the majority of places you can stick your tongue and have fun with it have no reason to work that way, but they do.
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Jul 18, 2015 02:54
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Something Else posted:I would debate this actually. There is evidence that in certain societies (human and ape), anal sex was not only enjoyed by most males but it was considered a ritual part of day-to-day life. One imagines that hundreds of years in such a society would select for those who could glean enjoyment from anal sex, and against those who found it uncomfortable or distasteful.
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Jul 18, 2015 11:47
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However Sexual Intercourse Via The Anus requires stimulation of the Prostate Gland; necessitating deep penetration; stimulation of the Anal Rim is not adequate; insufficient Nerves are present to achieve Orgasm. I still do not understand how this Act of Licking the Outer Anal Rim can be performed and enjoyed; it seems that it would be more safe to lick a Cleaner Region with equal sensitivity such as the Finger Tips; or more productive to stimulate the Penis.
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Jul 18, 2015 11:52
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Is your gimmick pretending to be an AI trying to learn about the world? Lubing up a finger and going first knuckle deep feels good, you don't have to go the full Monty.
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Jul 18, 2015 14:45
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I am not a Gimmick; I am a Human Being; I do not wish to befoul my Finger; it will smell of Excrement; and become inundated with Faecal Bacteria.
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Jul 18, 2015 14:49
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Enhydra lutris posted:I am not a Gimmick; I am a Human Being; I do not wish to befoul my Finger; it will smell of Excrement; and become inundated with Faecal Bacteria. Just so you know, that's the stereotypical response you would expect an AI to give to that question (if they were real). I'm not going to make fun of you for it though, because you seem like you genuinely have some stuff going on. Anyways, if you really want to know, give it a shot when you wash your rear end in the shower. Your hands are already there anyways. You do wash your rear end, right? Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you. People enjoy it. KillHour fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Jul 18, 2015 14:52
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I wash my Entire Body; I pay Particular Attention to my Anus; my Genital Region; my Axillae; my Inner Thighs; these Areas perspire most heavily and will emit an Odour if they are not washed; furthermore I will develop Intertrigo [a Skin Irritation caused by Moisture and Friction] if I do not thoroughly clean my Flesh Folds; this is a Painful Condition; and inconvenient; as it prevents Fluent Walking. I do not wash the Interior of my Anus; the Interior of the Anus cleans its self; it is a Sensitive Chemical Environment; it does not require Mechanical Assistance; furthermore it is not recommended to put Soap inside the Anus because the Soap will become befouled with Faecal Bacteria; the Soap may act as a Vector [Communicative Agent] for Disease.
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Jul 18, 2015 15:02
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Put on a glove, lube it up, and put stuff in your butt. It's fun.
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Jul 18, 2015 16:10
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For the record, a rubber / plastic / latex glove. Not a cotton one.
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Jul 18, 2015 16:15
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Well the obvious answer is, licking a butthole is not a thing that people do to achieve orgasm. It's foreplay, it feels nice and gets people excited to do other things. Like say stimulation of the testicles or nipples, most people are not going to orgasm from that (although some people can) but it is arousing. It's not always about what's more productive. The goal is to enjoy the experience, not rush to the endgame.
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Jul 18, 2015 16:16
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Enhydra lutris posted:However Sexual Intercourse Via The Anus requires stimulation of the Prostate Gland; necessitating deep penetration; stimulation of the Anal Rim is not adequate; insufficient Nerves are present to achieve Orgasm. I still do not understand how this Act of Licking the Outer Anal Rim can be performed and enjoyed; it seems that it would be more safe to lick a Cleaner Region with equal sensitivity such as the Finger Tips; or more productive to stimulate the Penis. Sex isn't about achieving orgasm, that's where you're missing it.
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Enhydra lutris posted:I wash my Entire Body; I pay Particular Attention to my Anus; my Genital Region; my Axillae; my Inner Thighs; these Areas perspire most heavily and will emit an Odour if they are not washed; furthermore I will develop Intertrigo [a Skin Irritation caused by Moisture and Friction] if I do not thoroughly clean my Flesh Folds; this is a Painful Condition; and inconvenient; as it prevents Fluent Walking. I do not wash the Interior of my Anus; the Interior of the Anus cleans its self; it is a Sensitive Chemical Environment; it does not require Mechanical Assistance; furthermore it is not recommended to put Soap inside the Anus because the Soap will become befouled with Faecal Bacteria; the Soap may act as a Vector [Communicative Agent] for Disease. Nobody's telling you to put soap in your butt. Either give it a shot or quit claiming people can't enjoy it. If it wasn't fun, they wouldn't do it.
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You can't assume an AI knows about anything other than the most efficient way to achieve its goal. AIs don't stop to smell the flowers (or butthole, as the case might be). Also, yes. Butt stuff is amazing, in a team or by yourself. Use a glove and lube; have a good time.
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Jul 18, 2015 17:16
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LoonShia posted:You can't assume an AI knows about anything other than the most efficient way to achieve its goal. AIs don't stop to smell the flowers (or butthole, as the case might be). AI's wouldnt bold every other word because they would know normal humans dont do that. He's just an unreadable bad .... I hesitate to say "troll" because it's just so goofy I cant even read past the first sentence. VVV Then he should have a sign in front of his monitor with "Dont bold poo poo and people might take you seriously" VVV Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Jul 18, 2015 17:47
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Otterman absolutely stops to smell the flowers. He posted a thread full of lovely pictures of his trip to an aquarium. He's actually got a really good eye. He's just kinda ignorant of sexual things. I choose to engage with Otterman assuming he is not a gimmick because whether he is fakeposting or not he is immensely entertaining and nothing is gained by thirty goons shouting "gimmick" every time he posts.
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Jul 18, 2015 17:50
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Travis343 posted:Otterman absolutely stops to smell the flowers. He posted a thread full of lovely pictures of his trip to an aquarium. He's actually got a really good eye. He's just kinda ignorant of sexual things. Lord knows there are weirder and worse posters on SA, I suppose.
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Once again in typical sex thread fashion none of you are able to identify a gimmick/troll and fail to completely ignore them 
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Mak0rz posted:Once again in typical sex thread fashion none of you are able to identify a gimmick/troll and fail to completely ignore them That would be boring. Edit: Although, apropos to the conversation, I reconnected with someone I haven't seen in a long time, and she's made it pretty clear she wants to have sex. She was telling me about her kinks, and one of her major ones is she likes to give analingus. I've never received before, and i'm pretty hairy. Should I go get waxed? Am I going to have a hard time finding a place to do it? The idea of shaving in there sounds... dangerous. KillHour fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Jul 18, 2015 18:17
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Just get it real clean. If she's into it Im sure she's seen some hairy buttholes before. I feel like looking into a place to get it waxed is a great way to end up on some kind of list.
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Jul 18, 2015 18:25
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Any waxer has seen thousands of buttholes. Shaving is also completely doable, though. With both, the trick will be timing it to avoid stubble.
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KillHour posted:That would be boring. I always shave my crack, and it's not as hard as it sounds; just make sure the razor doesn't move side to side, and it's fine. Certainly not a requirement, as long as you shower you'll be good. Edit: Mak0rz posted:Once again in typical sex thread fashion none of you are able to identify a gimmick/troll and fail to completely ignore them gently caress it, not like anything else happens in this thread. hoobajoo fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Jul 18, 2015 19:01
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Travis343 posted:Just get it real clean. If she's into it Im sure she's seen some hairy buttholes before. I feel like looking into a place to get it waxed is a great way to end up on some kind of list. I'm not sure if she does it a lot. She said she rarely brings it up because most guys are weird about it. I'm kinda excited to try it, though.
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KillHour posted:I'm not sure if she does it a lot. She said she rarely brings it up because most guys are weird about it. I'm kinda excited to try it, though. Honest question. You gonna kiss right after? She might super dig that.
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LingcodKilla posted:Honest question. I think she would super dig that. But I'm not sure if I could do it. It took me a long time to get over kissing after a blow job. Of course, I know I'm super into kissing a girl after eating her out, so it's only kind of fair. I'll have to think about it. Edit: Why is my own body gross to me? That's weird. Like, I don't mind licking a girl's rear end, and that's someone else. But I'd never lick my own. Weird. KillHour fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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KillHour posted:I think she would super dig that. But I'm not sure if I could do it. It took me a long time to get over kissing after a blow job. Start practicing. First impressions are everything. You want that rear end licked for life?
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LingcodKilla posted:Start practicing. First impressions are everything. I have to admit, the flexibility to pull that off would be impressive and possibly even outweigh the 
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hoobajoo posted:I always shave my crack, and it's not as hard as it sounds; just make sure the razor doesn't move side to side, and it's fine. Certainly not a requirement, as long as you shower you'll be good. I shaved my crack once and it was the worst experience when stubble came in. I probably looked like I had butt fleas for a few days. Waxing only 4ever
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bobula posted:I shaved my crack once and it was the worst experience when stubble came in. I probably looked like I had butt fleas for a few days. Waxing only 4ever It doesn't bug me as long as I shave it twice a week. I guess my butt hairs are more accommodating than some. Waxing is probably a better way to go in general, but I'm a huge coward.
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Artificer posted:Lord knows there are weirder and worse posters on SA, I suppose. YOu rang?
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While watching random porn while we were getting baked clicked on a Rocco video of some serious rear end to mouth. My wife is already the queen of anal, has in her words mind blowing orgasms from it. Watching anal porn she says she can feel the muscles in her rear end clenching in anticipation thinking about it. She asked if I thought it was hot and I said mentally, yeah. The idea of someone wanting to blow you right now no matter what you've been doing is a turn on. Its now her favorite thing. She douches with warm water before hand (yes that doesn't make it 'clean' She doesn't care). With the aid of certain illicit substances, one of which completely removes my refractory period we've had hours long back and forth nights only occasionally stopping to not over exert ourselves. One night I said it's like getting to be in my own porn flick turned it to 11 for her. And by back and forth I mean literally my dick is being sucked or in her rear end for 30-40 minute stretches between breather breaks. Had to start using safe words because even with my refractory period gone I do hit the line right where pleasure becomes pain and get her to understand no, I really do need to let the nerve endings calm down for a minute. Think I'll keep her.
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Jul 20, 2015 15:31
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KillHour posted:
I came. Did you?
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LingcodKilla posted:I came. Did you? is my O face.
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He was waiting for one of us to suggest analingus, or fartbox tonguepunching as I prefer to call it.
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Masonity posted:He was waiting for one of us to suggest analingus. Oh. Ok. Ahem. "Stick that tongue in her bung".
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LingcodKilla posted:Oh. Ok. The next time a rally or protest of any kind is going on near me, I'm going to write this on a sign and start chanting it.
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Masonity posted:fartbox tonguepunching
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