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dkj
Feb 18, 2009

JFairfax posted:

Rumours that Chicago Fire are trying to sign free agent Didier Drogba...

Love it.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

JFairfax posted:

Rumours that Chicago Fire are trying to sign free agent Didier Drogba...

He'll be playing for LA or New England in no time.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

How could you say no to the atmosphere of Toyota Park in the Chicago suburbs?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Parody Threads posted:

Nice bold tags, you scared or something?

I let my links do the talking mate

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

JFairfax posted:

Rumours that Chicago Fire are trying to sign free agent Didier Drogba...

This will never happen

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Why would a person of color go to USA voluntarily? Aren't they all Racist Cops there?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
In non player transfer news, Avram Grant has been spotted next to the Legia CEO at our EL qualifier, which hopefully means Berg will be sacked sooner rather than later.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

jyrka posted:

Why would a person of color go to USA voluntarily? Aren't they all Racist Cops there?

He'll be fine. They only shoot you if you resist, and we all know how easy he goes down!

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

mackintosh posted:

In non player transfer news, Avram Grant has been spotted next to the Legia CEO at our EL qualifier, which hopefully means Berg will be sacked sooner rather than later.

You'd think the likes of uncle Avi wouldn't want to be found alive in Warsaw, but I guess the Ukrainian hooker market is strong there at the moment.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Koesj posted:

You'd think the likes of uncle Avi wouldn't want to be found alive in Warsaw, but I guess the Ukrainian hooker market is strong there at the moment.

Avram's father was a Polish Jew and Avram himself is a Polish citizen.

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007

gently caress me the adebayor to villa rumours are starting to stir

please no, what a horrible waste of money it would be

generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006

ahahahaha

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Hardflip posted:

gently caress me the adebayor to villa rumours are starting to stir

please no, what a horrible waste of money it would be

Big Tim will get him scoring. He's a genius.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Hardflip posted:

gently caress me the adebayor to villa rumours are starting to stir

please no, what a horrible waste of money it would be

:getin:

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Hardflip posted:

gently caress me the adebayor to villa rumours are starting to stir

please no, what a horrible waste of money it would be

yesssssss

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
Sherwood and Ade have a thing, it will probably work out and he'll score and do funny trolls @ arsenal, city and spurs, and I'm fine with that tbh.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Hardflip posted:

gently caress me the adebayor to villa rumours are starting to stir

please no, what a horrible waste of money it would be

He'd be great for the first three months or so.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I trust Tim.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Di Marzio has Mario Gomez going to Besiktas within the next couple of days.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Can someone explain why Everton get so personally offended when someone bids on their players? Is the transfer market lost on them or something

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Can someone explain why Everton get so personally offended when someone bids on their players? Is the transfer market lost on them or something

One Less thing for papers to change when writing fan fiction articles.

LaneAveElite
Oct 31, 2010

trem_two posted:

Di Marzio has Mario Gomez going to Besiktas within the next couple of days.

Why are so many good players willing to go to a country that is literally in danger of being overrun by ISIS? I feel like Mario Gomez or Lukas Podolski would be much more comfortable playing for the Columbus Crew SC (TM)

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

LaneAveElite posted:

Why are so many good players willing to go to a country that is literally in danger of being overrun by ISIS? I feel like Mario Gomez or Lukas Podolski would be much more comfortable playing for the Columbus Crew SC (TM)

Have a look at the Columbus Crew players and their salaries https://www.mlsplayers.org/images/July%2015,%202015%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

LaneAveElite posted:

Why are so many good players willing to go to a country that is literally in danger of being overrun by ISIS? I feel like Mario Gomez or Lukas Podolski would be much more comfortable playing for the Columbus Crew SC (TM)

yeah literally at the gates of Constantinople

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


LaneAveElite posted:

Why are so many good players willing to go to a country that is literally in danger of being overrun by ISIS? I feel like Mario Gomez or Lukas Podolski would be much more comfortable playing for the Columbus Crew SC (TM)

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here with these geopolitical analyses.

The Kurds will overrun Constantinople first.

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.
and thats cool, cause kurds are The Good Guys

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
talking about the Kurds is whey above and beyond this threads scope

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

LaneAveElite posted:

Why are so many good players willing to go to a country that is literally in danger of being overrun by ISIS? I feel like Mario Gomez or Lukas Podolski would be much more comfortable playing for the Columbus Crew SC (TM)

They're more likely to be murdered by the supporters than ISIS

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

hadji murad posted:

talking about the Kurds is whey above and beyond this threads scope

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
The Kurds are some hard motherfuckers and a good people

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Harder than Lorik Cana?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Parody Threads posted:

The Kurds are some hard motherfuckers and a good people

I Kurd care less tbh

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Lacazette to 1860 Munich is a done deal.

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.
Looks like Villa are the first team to be relegated this season :smith:
Randy would have been a bit annoyed if he sold last year!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33585186

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Lerner would be better off now if he had just agreed to bankroll O'Neill

Who cares if Nicky Shorey was earning a billion pounds to sit on the bench, those teams were winning games

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

ephex posted:

Lacazette to 1860 Munich is a done deal.

bit misleading, this

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ronniegardocki posted:

bit misleading, this

Peep the URL, bitch

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Being reported widely now that Benteke transfer has been agreed and medical imminent.

itshappening

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ronniegardocki posted:

bit misleading, this

It's extremely precise tbh

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Sideways step for Benteke. He should be aiming higher.

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