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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese
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Turtle Dad 420
Jul 16, 2011

Turtle Time Erryday
Zelda has been subjected to #Trumpyourdog
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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

 https://vine.co/v/h2hBKJZnKUB

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Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer


Got a special going away picture from Zelda. :smug:

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Klaus Hergesheimer
Aug 6, 2010

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Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Klaus Hergesheimer posted:



I don't get it, it's just a couch with a blanket on it?!

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

BigPaddy posted:

Sleeping



Lots of sleeping



She is getting big now and figured out the whole jumping thing so she was able to jump on a chair then the table and after that onto the counter top to knock her food container on the floor....

She enjoyed her prize from Dave and Buster's tho



Oh and if you remember Boss the pure breed English Bulldog from a month or so ago



Yeah he is 2 weeks younger and just lacking in size compared to Tanky a bit.

:dogge::dogge::dogge::dogge::dogge::dogge:

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 dog'gonnit

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
https://www.facebook.com/Ranker/videos/10152251356192287/

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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Klaus Hergesheimer posted:



Shar Pei always surprised me at how small they are for being bred as guard dogs.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

BigPaddy posted:

Shar Pei always surprised me at how small they are for being bred as guard dogs.

they can actually expand to giant dogge size hence the wrinkled skin to allow for expansion. the chinese are top-dog when it comes to dogge technology!

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

USMC503 posted:

https://www.facebook.com/Ranker/videos/10152251356192287/

pro click.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Pax tried desperately to play with a herd of Pitbulls at the park today

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dog-that-tried-to-save-owner-from-fire-released-from-hospital/

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

 http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/07/21/photo-of-two-dogs-hugging-saves-them-from-certain-death-shelter-says/


:unsmith:

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 22, 2015

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

OMGVBFLOL posted:



:dogout:

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I find this dog adorable for some reason.

http://youtu.be/DMTG1Ozdxrg

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/07/21/photo-of-two-dogs-hugging-saves-them-from-certain-death-shelter-says/


:unsmith:

This has been all over FB today and it owns.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

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stdh.txt

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

stdh.txt

Let me believe

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwdo0mmmb8I

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
 This page is full of pro clicks and good dogges. I'm gonna go turn on the AC; it's getting stuffy in here.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
http://youtu.be/gn_ruZT_d2A

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http://youtu.be/gnX97Io2jSc

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Atari teenager
May 29, 2008
 Talking Husky Puppy :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNot4iC7K8s

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Atari teenager posted:

Talking Husky Puppy :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

Those are non-talking sweater puppies, but not dogges.

e: oh, this page is on auto-refresh at work because dogges are good.

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Atari teenager
May 29, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

Those are non-talking sweater puppies, but not dogges.

you are too fast, I realized it was the wrong link and changed it now :)

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn_ruZT_d2A

badass dogge.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


Mak0rz posted:

dogge is popular with all the ladies


I hope when I get a dog he looks like this when I take him out


These last couple pages have been pro as gently caress, ridiculous

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jul 22, 2015

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Mak0rz posted:

dogge is popular with all the ladies


Pimp game: ridiculous.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Pimp game: ridiculous.
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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

 Smudge the Corgi says hi:
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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
 Hi Smudge!

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini
Clapping Larry

suboptimal posted:



Hi Smudge!

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo look at that dogge :3:

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

suboptimal posted:

Smudge the Corgi says hi:



Impossible Challenge of the day: Find an unhappy Corgi.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o posted:

Holy poo poo look at that dogge :3:

I don't know what dogge you're referring to. I suggest everyone looks at every dogge.

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Impossible Challenge of the day: Find an unhappy Corgi.

done, what do I win?

* # ? Jul 22, 2015 21:01
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