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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Forever_Peace posted:

Naw man god has no interest in this dispute. I am 100% certain he only cares about lifting my personal fantasy football team to victory.

Soulful Power Ballads shall ring forth from the heavens, and rule this land by divine right.

Wilson, Roethlisberger/Hill, Gurley/ODB, Thomas, Sanders, Landry/Walker/Houston

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
In the interest of moving things forward don't bother with the vote. I'll take Nelson Agholar, Chip Kelly will demonstrate that he is the most amazing coach in the history of mankind (annihilating my beloved Redskins in the process), and my elite WR corps will dominate the league for the forseeable future.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Ffoecaf is on the clock until 1:31 am, unless there is an upheaval in the decision.

Ninek11
Aug 22, 2011

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

In the interest of moving things forward don't bother with the vote. I'll take Nelson Agholar, Chip Kelly will demonstrate that he is the most amazing coach in the history of mankind (annihilating my beloved Redskins in the process), and my elite WR corps will dominate the league for the forseeable future.

A thousand apologies for missing that Cooper had already been taken.

I'll take whatever player the Commish Posse deem appropriate, and be thankful.

ffoecaf
Sep 17, 2005

Get Off My Lawn
Duke Johnson, RB CLE

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Updated the draft board.


1.01 Windy City Blowers - Amari Cooper, WR
1.02 Vick Concussion Unit (from The Soulful Power Ballads) - Todd Gurley, RB
1.03 Casey Ryback - Melvin Gordon, RB
1.04 Over the Dwayne Bowe - Jameis Winston, QB
1.05 Diarrhea Guard Action - Marcus Mariota, QB
1.06 The Brownies are Rebuilding - Ameer Abdullah, RB
1.07 Flint Tropics - Kevin White, WR
1.08 The Soulful Power Ballads (from Brutally Kunnin' Brutality) - Breshad Perriman, WR
1.09 Goff Boyz Da Rudest Boyz - Tevin Coleman, WR
1.10 Big Picture - On the Clock - DeVante Parker, WR
1.11 Soulful Power Ballads (from Cardiac Cats) - TJ Yeldon, RB
1.12 Brutally Kunnin' Brutality (from Vick Concussion Unit via The Soulful Power Ballads) - Nelson Agholor, WR

2.01 Windy City Blowers - Duke Johnson, RB
2.02 The Soulful Power Ballads
2.03 Casey Ryback
2.04 Cardiac Cats (from The Soulful Power Ballads via Over the Dwayne Bowe via Big Picture)
2.05 Diarrhea Guard Action
2.06 The Brownies are Rebuilding
2.07 Brutally Kunnin' Brutality (from Flint Tropics)
2.08 Brutally Kunnin' Brutality
2.09 Goff Boyz Da Rudest Boyz
2.10 Big Picture
2.11 Cardiac Cats
2.12 Windy City Blowers (from Vick Concussion Unit )

3.01 Windy City Blowers
3.02 Brutally Kunnin' Brutality (from The Soulful Power Ballads )
3.03 Casey Ryback
3.04 Over the Dwayne Bowe
3.05 Diarrhea Guard Action
3.06 The Brownies are Rebuilding
3.07 Flint Tropics
3.08 Brutally Kunnin' Brutality
3.09 Goff Boyz Da Rudest Boyz
3.10 Big Picture
3.11 Soulful Power Ballads (from Cardiac Cats)
3.12 Big Picture (from Vick Concussion Unit via The Soulful Power Ballads)

jabro fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 17, 2015

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Thanks for the update, formatting on a mobile is Crap - forever peace is on the clock until 2:21 am

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
With pick 2.2, Soulful Power Ballads take Dorial Green-Beckham, WR - TEN

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Mayfly is on the clock until 5:13 AM EST

Mayfly
May 5, 2004

...and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.
We'll take Phillip Dorsett!

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm on the clock until 10:04 am, will likely pick in the next hour

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm selecting Jay Ajayi. Nothing beats good old Jay Jay

Oldskool is on the clock until 10:26 am est

Alucard fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jul 18, 2015

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

WR Justin Hardy

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Brownies are Rebuilding selects WR Tyler Lockett with pick 2.06.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Brutally Kunnin' Brutality continues its yoof harvest by picking up Devin Funchess, WR, Carolina and David Johnson, RB, Arizona.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Because Beer has 2 picks in a row, he's on the clock with 24 hours (10:31 AM EST July 19 deadline)

edit and there they are. Will update next person shortly.

Backno is on the clock until 10:35 PM EST

Backno
Dec 1, 2007

Goff Boyz iz da rudest Boyz

SKA SUCKS
:siren: Javorius “Buck” Allen – Ravens :siren:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Big Picture is out on holiday - If his pick isn't registered by 7:56 AM EST it will automatically be populated based on the list he sent our way prior to the draft.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Big picture selects Jaelen Strong

Cardiac cats selects Devin Smith

I really wish I could poach his pick instead...

Ffoecaf is on the clock until 8:16 pm est

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Correction - ffoecaf has until 8:16 am EST - he has 2 picks in a row.

ffoecaf
Sep 17, 2005

Get Off My Lawn
David Cobb, RB TEN
Maxx Williams, TE BAL

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Beer is on the clock until 6:23 am est

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Matt Jones, RB, WAS

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Mayfly is on the clock until 6:34 pm est

Mayfly
May 5, 2004

...and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.
We'll take David Cobb!

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Mayfly posted:

We'll take David Cobb!

Already taken! You'll need to pick somebody else.

Mayfly
May 5, 2004

...and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.
Sorry, we'll take Cameron Artis-Paine

Andio
May 10, 2004

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind
Over the Dwayne Bowe selects Chris Conley, WR, Kansas City Chiefs.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
oldskool is on the clock until 6:42 AM EST!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

TE Clive Walford

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
spacejung is on the clock until 7:01 AM EST

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Brownies are Rebuilding selects WR Sammie Coates with pick 3.06.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Jtinsdale is on the clock until 6:58 pm est

JTinsdale
Jul 1, 2014
Flint Tropics select Garrett Grayson, QB, New Orleans Saints

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
beer is on the clock until 6:15 AM EST

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Stefon Diggs, WR, Minnesota Vikings

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Backno has until 7:24 AM EST to make his final pick.

Backno
Dec 1, 2007

Goff Boyz iz da rudest Boyz

SKA SUCKS
:siren: Kenny Bell - WR - TB :siren:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Big Picture is on the clock until 9:40 AM EST - if he doesn't put in a pick by then, his autodraft list will be used. Not sure if he's back yet.

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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Does Backno forfeit all of his draft picks to me for the absence of my trophy.

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