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prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Yeeesssss I hope the rainbow whitehouse becomes Branco's rainbow tie.


Catalino even has a halfway decent one, if only it didn't look like absolute poo poo.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

OldTennisCourt posted:

Conservative's impotent anger at Jon Stewart is hilarious. They have nothing but sputtering rage at this guy who has spent years going after them every single night. Isn't that like the tenth comic by that cartoonist alone, with almost all of them being some variation on 'court jester'?

The best part was when Fox created "The Half-Hour News Hour", to show just how incredibly bad they could be when trying to do the same thing. :allears:

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Jethro posted:

His name.

Eric Allie is an Animal Nuz fan, apparently.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

prefect posted:

The best part was when Fox created "The Half-Hour News Hour", to show just how incredibly bad they could be when trying to do the same thing. :allears:

I remember some TV show having a brief scene involving a Daily Show parody called the Half-Hour News Hour, and according to the showrunner no one involved even knew there was a show with that name until the episode aired. I forgot everything else about that but I'll always remember the most damning indictment of Fox News' attempt at comedy :allears:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Goddamn I love Bad Reporter.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

loquacius posted:

:hellyeah: I love how this is supposed to be a scathing indictment

It's almost Asay level.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Goddamn I love Bad Reporter.

Rivals The Onion. :swoon:

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

Jon Stewart, serving as Obama's court jester since Clinton's presidency.


Add jazz hands, and done.


All Mengele ever wanted was to discover a cure for his horribly deformed arms.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

loquacius posted:

:hellyeah: I love how this is supposed to be a scathing indictment
I love that he's using a sickle to carve them up, except it has this weird little functionally useless hammer attachment to it as well, because SOCIALISM

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

colonel_korn posted:

I love that he's using a sickle to carve them up, except it has this weird little functionally useless hammer attachment to it as well, because SOCIALISM

Idiot couldn't take a second to think to give Sanders a separate hammer as a tenderizer.

That aside, A Good Cartoon.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Not My Leg posted:


Add jazz hands, and done.

What? Who complains about the Minions' foul mouths? Huh? :psyduck:

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

colonel_korn posted:

1
Welp, he's got my vote.

Eat the rich, in comic form.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

colonel_korn posted:

1
Welp, he's got my vote.

I'm glad the kosher label is there otherwise I might not know to be afraid of the nefarious Jew.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Who What Now posted:

What? Who complains about the Minions' foul mouths? Huh? :psyduck:

A McDonald's toy makes gibberish noises and some of it sounds like he's cursing.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

Who What Now posted:

What? Who complains about the Minions' foul mouths? Huh? :psyduck:

Some of the gibberish in the McDonald's minion toys sounds like cursing. The cartoon is the epitome of two things happened.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Not My Leg posted:

Jon Stewart, serving as Obama's court jester since Clinton's presidency.


Add jazz hands, and done.


All Mengele ever wanted was to discover a cure for his horribly deformed arms.

I really loving despise Liccar. His opinions aren't the worst that gets posted and there are certainly lazier cartoonists but this poo poo is aggressively badly done to the point that it offends me. The name bubble in the second one isn't even close to centered. I feel like he's spitting in my eye every time I look upon these turds. Just loving try you hack!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Typical liberal cartoon, looking down on the working class because of superficial characteristics. Donald Duck is a working class hero, it's a disgrace to associate his image with Trump just because he's a bit hot-headed.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

The court jester, famously known for never making fun of the king.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Yeah I'm either really out of touch or that cartoonist is really out of touch because I can't understand that cartoon as anything but a rousing endorsement of Bernie Sanders. Kill the bankers, stomp stomp clap-clap-clap.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Henry "Ford" Payne calling anyone a shill is just precious.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Radish posted:

A McDonald's toy makes gibberish noises and some of it sounds like he's cursing.
It pretty clearly says "kill you're parents", " gently caress the police", "Satan is the guiding light, Jesus is the lie we fight", " invest in Bitcoin", "jet fuel can melt steel beams", " don't forget to use lube when you're loving the neighbor's dog", "shitpost some more, that's always helpful", " for twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life." and many other colorfully offensive phrases depending on what noise they make when you squeeze/shake them*.


*it also helps to to convince yourself that you heard such things coming from the tinny, lovely speaker of a cheap toy made for a fast food kid's meal. Like there's absolutely no ambiguity due to the myriad production and presentation factors, this is totally a toy swearing and it's legit just like that time you saw a pile of leaves in your pool that looked like the visage of the white American Jesus when you stood on your roof and looked at the right angle.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

prefect posted:

The best part was when Fox created "The Half-Hour News Hour", to show just how incredibly bad they could be when trying to do the same thing. :allears:

IIRC, The Half Hour-News Hour's first bit was how Obama's initials were "B.O.," you know, like "body odor." That stinging conservative wit!

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

D.N. Nation posted:

That stinging conservative wit!



wakka wakka wakka!

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Typical liberal cartoon, looking down on the working class because of superficial characteristics. Donald Duck is a working class hero, it's a disgrace to associate his image with Trump just because he's a bit hot-headed.

Donald duck is a goddamn murderer

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

colonel_korn posted:



wakka wakka wakka!

Ahahaha Fiorina is ranked loving 14th in the presidential polls right now*, as it is she wouldn't even be a participant in the Fox Golden 10 GOP Debates.
*blah blah that basically means nothing I know

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

colonel_korn posted:

1
Welp, he's got my vote.

The only people getting "free stuff" are billionaires who have their business subsidized for no reason or those running ventures such as sports megaplexes that extort hundreds of millions from tax payers to build stadiums based on empty promises that it will cause the local economy to boom. I think Fort Myers (not a large city by any means) finished building a third one recently at the cost of $200,000,000 or so. For the training season, not even for major league games. It's an area with vast swathes of unpaved or crumbling roads (literally crumbled to gravel) and the budget is so tight that they merged the tax collector's office and the DMV together.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

loquacius posted:

:hellyeah: I love how this is supposed to be a scathing indictment

I had to look at who drew it to figure out if I was supposed to be for it or against it.

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

colonel_korn posted:

1
Welp, he's got my vote.

Jeez 7Oden why do you hate the free market so much.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Donald duck is a goddamn murderer
Prove it.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008




In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

colonel_korn posted:



wakka wakka wakka!

I want to run Crowder through a woodchipper, but I'm in conflict with myself because he also has such a punchable face.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

loquacius posted:



In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy
Look how long that rope is, no way the anchor doesn't hit the bottom before it starts dragging Goofy down.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Look how long that rope is, no way the anchor doesn't hit the bottom before it starts dragging Goofy down.

What are your feelings on the melting temperature of steel beams?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Monkey Fracas posted:

I want to run Crowder through a woodchipper, but I'm in conflict with myself because he also has such a punchable face.

Feed him in slow, feet first, punch his face till you can't keep hands and arms a safe distance from chipper teeth. :)

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

electric funeral posted:

What are your feelings on the melting temperature of steel beams?
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can cause them to lose most of their structural strength.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


loquacius posted:



In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy

That last panel is so boss.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:



In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy

Did Goofy fight in Nam? Maybe he deserved it.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

What the heck is he doing in his avatar, checking his pulse?
I guess he wants to make sure he isn't as dead as his jokes.

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

dijon du jour posted:

What the heck is he doing in his avatar, checking his pulse?
I guess he wants to make sure he isn't as dead as his jokes.

He's making extra sure that you notice his wedding ring. Because he has a super hot wife with whom he totally has sex all the time, you see.

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