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>tyool 2k15 >thinking greentext stories are anything but jokes. E: what a terrible way to start a page, I feel dirty. I'm phone posting at work so all I can offer you right now is the second best rated NAR story. quote:God Loves Little Boys Who Stand Up For Others Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 16:07 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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quote:(My brother is a paediatric oncologist and his partner is a paediatric nurse. We’ve tried to explain what cancer is and how my brother and his partner make children feel better when they’re poorly.) Children use adverbs instead of adjectives all the time, right? That's a common grammatical mistake human beings make when speaking. Beep boop.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:14 |
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Dear sir, I am here to point out the fact that you were just brutally owned by a baby. On the account of aforementioned events, you shall be banished from my fine establishment never to come back again. Furthermore, \/\/\/ It is a regional thing, yes. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Fathis Munk posted:>tyool 2k15 Is "they're poorly" just a Bathian regional dialect thing or is it just NAR bein stupid again
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Is "they're poorly" just a Bathian regional dialect thing or is it just NAR bein stupid again Lived in Bath, can confirm. The rest is bullshit though.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:28 |
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Even if this was true, you'd think someone with an eyepatch would be used to the inevitable pirate jokes they'd get on a regular basis.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:32 |
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Judge Tesla posted:Even if this was true, you'd think someone with an eyepatch would be used to the inevitable pirate jokes they'd get on a regular basis. Yeah, at the Job Centre a few years ago there was a guy with an eyepatch and a l'Cie brand tattoo (final fantasy 13). I made a joke about losing his focus and he found it funny.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:44 |
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Fathis Munk posted:>tyool 2k15 poo poo that keeps happening
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:47 |
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Judge Tesla posted:Even if this was true, you'd think someone with an eyepatch would be used to the inevitable pirate jokes they'd get on a regular basis. Nah, people with physical issues are always hyper sensitive about them, no matter the context. Like the other stdh where the blind girl sobbed because the stdher asked her favorite color during spanish class.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:24 |
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Incorrect! If your physical issue is being fat you turn right back around and put that twiggy loudmouth in his place.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Incorrect! If your physical issue is being fat you turn right back around and put that twiggy loudmouth in his place. Being fat isn't an issue, fatshamer
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sweeperbravo posted:Being fat isn't an issue, fatshamer Read this as "fatsmasher", was better.
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Pththya-lyi posted:"I am a man and I want to attract women. What kind of man do the ladies like? Ah, it must be the kind of man I think I would be attracted to if I were a woman!" So...Fabio? divabot posted:Sir, this post is Bayesian evidence that they are such fearsomely adept Beisutsukai that they can literally get the chicks with the sparkly elite brilliance of their logic. And that woman's name at the end? BAYESIAN MARINE TODD. I'm reading through that page and I keep seeing that word. What is beisutsukai? It certainly can't be Bayesian(user) because the genius Jeffreyssai would certainly know that Bayes is rendered as BEIZU in katakana. Also, what kind of name is "Styrlyn" or "Jeffreyssai"? Fathis Munk posted:>tyool 2k15
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Postal Parcel posted:I'm reading through that page and I keep seeing that word. What is beisutsukai? It certainly can't be Bayesian(user) because the genius Jeffreyssai would certainly know that Bayes is rendered as BEIZU in katakana. Some poor soul uneducated in the ways of rationality might think Yudkowsky was just an anime nerd who didn't speak Japanese but had learnt enough to fake it to other anime nerds who didn't speak Japanese. Ha! But that could never be the case. So it's obviously literary effect.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:27 |
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I just want to thank this thread for introducing me to the phrase "MAXIMUM OVERDIDN'T," I've been laughing about that all day. Well, that's it, keep up the good work.
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Read this as "fatsmasher", was better. Slam whale, holy grail Fatsmasher, fupa basher
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Verisimilidude posted:Slam whale, holy grail Mods, please change my name to Fupa Basher.
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quote:On Friday, my father and I were playing poker- something we both loved. I didn't feel well, so I asked him to drive me home at break. He did. 5 minutes later, on his way back he had a massive stroke and wrecked. On Monday, we made the decision to take him off the life support, after no hope from the doctors. I don't know what's worse: The idea that someone really thought using the photo of his dead father was good for internet points, or that somebody thought making up a bullshit story around that photo was good for internet stories. Either way, gently caress this gay earth. Burn everything and salt the earth.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 12:51 |
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Non Serviam posted:
lol, loving imgur/reddit people are the worst
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:03 |
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ElGroucho posted:lol, loving imgur/reddit people are the worst I can imagine a Kodak moment commercial: "You boys and your internets... what is it now? ---"TruNigga420 called me a fag" "...give me a hug son"
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:04 |
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"Son... I don't have much time left *cough* but before I die... Promise me... You'll make it to the front page..." *flatlines*
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:42 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:"Son... I don't have much time left *cough* but before I die... Promise me... You'll make it to the front page..." "Nurse... wait. I've got a pulse!"
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:45 |
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What if Jesus came back and did it primarily through the use of social media lmao
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 15:01 |
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Sorry Mr. Jones you didn't go viral on Imgur, no new kidneys for you. It's ok doctor, I understand.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 15:14 |
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The worst part, to me, is that this guy's dad is dying, and the poster is apparently too loving busy looking at Imgur to spend time with him. Jesus Christ ,what the gently caress is wrong with these people.
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Elblanco posted:The worst part, to me, is that this guy's dad is dying, and the poster is apparently too loving busy looking at Imgur to spend time with him. Jesus Christ ,what the gently caress is wrong with these people. Alt the dad has already croaked and the kid is posting this while the rest of the family is around him mourning & making funeral plans etc. B-but my internet friends!... They understand me!
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:21 |
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"Hey goons, really want to thank you for getting me through these tough times" "Get cucked" "Kill your famil" "I'm gay" "Thanks guys, really means a lot, internet strangers"
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:42 |
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The commenters on efuckt got me through some hard times while my baby was in the hospital.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 18:49 |
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Yeah. I'm dealing with a friend's suicide and some PYF and GBS has helped. I just wouldn't make anything but an E/N thread for it
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Boywhiz88 posted:Yeah. I'm dealing with a friend's suicide and some PYF and GBS has helped. I just wouldn't make anything but an E/N thread for it Hey, aren't you the guy who used to sell Monster Cable™ to Customers at Best Buy®?
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 23:40 |
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"Sitting by my dad's bedside, he motioned for me to lean closer. "Thanks for always making me feel like I'm on the front page." he said, smiling weakly. Tears welled up in me. Choking back the sobs, I replied, "I always upvote rear end.""
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 01:40 |
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The soul rising to heaven is basically the ultimate upvote.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:43 |
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sweeperbravo posted:The soul rising to heaven is basically the ultimate upvote. Evildoers who destroy our faith in humanity are taken to hell by the downvote fairies to be killed with fire forever
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 04:49 |
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The Gospel according to Imgur. (Thanks be to Doge)
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sweeperbravo posted:The soul rising to heaven is basically the ultimate upvote. imgurian posted:lol, you believe in heaven. okay lil' baby, keep believing your lil' fairytales
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 05:19 |
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Jesus H Christ.quote:Should Have Had Fore-warning
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Khazar-khum posted:Jesus H Christ. I dunno, that sounds possible. One of high school English teachers was a drunk and busted out with "Quit your bitching and enjoy sex" one day.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 11:36 |
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I'd believe that. I've had weird teachers who would bust that kind of question out and have had more than a few who could have got arrested for growing weed. It's kind of cool that they have a basic Nursing class in junior high school either way.
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Khazar-khum posted:Jesus H Christ. I believe it because he didn't have some witty one liner ready and no one fell in love with him.
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Yeah I've seen teachers do much worse than that in class.
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