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quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Internet Webguy posted:

I'm surprised Trump actually let someone else speak before he did.

A Democrat, no less!

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

"I have THOUSANDS of hispanics"

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

mistermojo posted:

I believe it is a reference to the David Lynch film, Mulholland Drive

Well, it's true. No hay una banda.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
There's great danger with the illegals!

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Oh he's proper hosed hahahahhaha.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
I had no idea this was a presser. I thought it was gonna be a stump speech. This is going to be either hilarious or disappointing.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"They invited me but they don't want to get involved."

Quote is about the border union, but could very well refer to his relationship with the GOP.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
"we'll show you the evidence later"

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Of course it was warm at the airport, it's July in Texas.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Hahaha that mayor looks so loving uncomfortable

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
I didn't see the people chanting against me.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ahahaha

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
There needs to be a lot less "does it hurt your feelings when people call you racist" and more "what do you plan to do substantively about anything ever" at these press events

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

"I am going to steal him to run something for me"

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

I am not sure if Trump's plan here is to actually make up with the Hispanic vote by showing up on TV with Hispanic local politicians or whatever the gently caress

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
disagreeing with trump on the wall uh oh

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Ayooge problem.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
Trump's sockpuppet disagrees with him on the wall and stresses need for cooperation with the federal government, good job

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Border fences for some, tiny Trump casinos for others.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Antti posted:

I am not sure if Trump's plan here is to actually make up with the Hispanic vote by showing up on TV with Hispanic local politicians or whatever the gently caress

Yeah, his message here is basically, "See, even Mexicans hate illegal immigration! I'm not racist!"

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
in certain areas you absolutely have to have a wall, also it will save money

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
:sbahj:

Trump actually wants Sanders to become president, the Shitpost thread called it!
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Like I assume of most people in this thread, I'd give all my worldly possessions for a Trump v. Sanders general.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
trump gives no fucks about el chapo

calling it now he ends up lynched on an overpass in mexico

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
reiterating that Hillary is the worst SoS ever

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
She is the one who needs to be beaten, and I will beat her!

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
"i win all over from the hispanic vote"

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Trump doing rote Republican red meat stuff instead of the good poo poo. Blah.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Listen to all of these reporters trying to get Donald Trump to give them a firm policy position - this is amazing.

"I'm in first place... by a LOT, it seems. I think I'll get the nomination."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"Hillary is the worst."- Donald Trump.

taking jobs back from China and Japan, giving them to hispanics. love it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Japan is stealing jobs from us now?

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Well that wasn't nearly as epic as I'd hoped.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
Trumpdozer rolling wild.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
well that was fast.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
That presser was as about as well delivered as trump's hair

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
Man this loving guy is just turning into white noise for me

It's fun for wacky late summer, but at a certain point all the high-school student-body president posturing and "I'm #1, lookit me I'm yooooge" just gets loving boring

oh hey it's over

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
What are you going to do about the illegal immigrants already here?

:stare: poo poo forgot about those

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx
The hat...holy poo poo its 1993 all over again

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
possibly the most boring Trump event ever

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Was the point of this presser to get into a feud with Clinton? Beyond trashing her I didn't really see the point of such a short presser.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Raskolnikov38 posted:

What are you going to do about the illegal immigrants already here?

:stare: poo poo forgot about those

I'm envisioning a Dark Knight Rises pit situation.

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