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Raskolnikov38 posted:I want to question the effectiveness of that spatula but it does have a bottle opener on it. Useful, but embarrassing: a Democratic spatula. Also, note that cHillary beer coozy and H2O cup in the background of the grilling image.
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Joementum posted:The campaign celebrates National Hot Dog Day. i wish crowds pelting people with rotten fruit was still a thing.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:04
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I hope he berns those hotdogs.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:05
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Hey, one of my prized possessions is my Joe Biden coozy.
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MrWillsauce posted:I hope he berns those hotdogs. Probably won't with only one burner a quarter way on. The X-man cometh posted:Hey, one of my prized possessions is my Joe Biden coozy. yeah but joe biden is good
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Jul 24, 2015 00:06
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This is some thing where she is trying to get a weird old lady trying to be hip like the kids these days kind of appeal, right?
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Trabisnikof posted:Or for $35 you can have: How long until we have a picture of someone with a Hillary logo on their branded rear end from one of those things
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Jul 24, 2015 00:06
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If the Citizens United decision was never made, would we still have campaigns making and selling all this ridiculous merchandise?
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Jul 24, 2015 00:06
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The Supreme Court has ruled that retarded pun aprons are free speech.
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Samurai Sanders posted:This is some thing where she is trying to get a weird old lady trying to be hip like the kids these days kind of appeal, right? She is running a "Brands Saying Bae" style campaign, unfortunately.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:10
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Samurai Sanders posted:This is some thing where she is trying to get a weird old lady trying to be hip like the kids these days kind of appeal, right? 
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GalacticAcid posted:She is running a "Brands Saying Bae" style campaign, unfortunately. Obama sold all this stupid poo poo too. Besides, "Brands Saying Bae" is really a twitter thing, and her twitter account is pretty much the opposite of that, I'm not sure where you're getting that from. Well, it ain't Vegas, but its better than being broke!
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Jul 24, 2015 00:14
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Trabisnikof posted:Or for $35 you can have: I don't think it's a coincidence that the arrow points to the right.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:16
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Proposition Joe posted:If the Citizens United decision was never made, would we still have campaigns making and selling all this ridiculous merchandise? Are you saying that you think the laws struck down prohibited merchandising by the actual party and candidate committees?
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Jul 24, 2015 00:18
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Trabisnikof posted:Obama sold all this stupid poo poo too. Yaaaaas Hillary! More like Chillary, amirite? More like Grillary Clinton, amirite? Oh, I see your confusion, let me explain. Here we have something that is patently not a millennial-on-the-internet trying to sound like a millennial-on-the-internet. In this case, it is a political campaign selling merchandise with faux-millennial parlance emblazoned on it. In the case of the Brands Saying Bae account, it tracks consumer brands doing much the same thing, only through Tweets. 
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Jul 24, 2015 00:23
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The X-man cometh posted:Hey, one of my prized possessions is my Joe Biden coozy. I keep waiting for one of these to pop up on eBay.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:26
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Grill, baby, grill!
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Jul 24, 2015 00:27
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GalacticAcid posted:Yaaaaas Hillary! But its actually different because campaigns release merch targeted at different sub-groups all the time. Obama did this and even Bush did this same thing to different demographics. Its not trying to sound like a millennial its just selling millennial poo poo. Maybe if Clinton herself wore that stupid poo poo, it would be more like what you're imagining.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:29
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Trabisnikof posted:But its actually different because campaigns release merch targeted at different sub-groups all the time. Obama did this and even Bush did this same thing to different demographics. Yeah its slick marketing and branding. These consumerist trifles do nothing to build discourse and have truly consensual government.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:31
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Concerned Citizen posted:You've been burned so many times, you just don't believe anymore. Well, I'm telling you now: you can believe just one more time. Nah, nobody's punching anyone. Rubio and Christie are the only ones there who might know how to even throw one. On the other hand, with the chucklefucks making up the clown car there's at least tempting betting odds that at least two people get into one of those "toughguy" shouting matches where their faces are about an inch apart but you know nobody is doing anything but run their mouth. Come on Christie, make the cut. Alter Ego posted:You laugh, but is it totally out of the realm of possibility for Rand to call his father and say "please shut the hell up, I want to win"? Nobody wants to hear their dad tell them that they don't have a chance. So Rand will never make an argument to Ron based on winning this thing. Now an argument based on messing up the grift, that's something papa Paul can understand.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:34
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Nintendo Kid posted:Are you saying that you think the laws struck down prohibited merchandising by the actual party and candidate committees? ...No, why would you read it that way unless you're being wilfully obtuse? I'm asking if the extra money in politics is allowing presidential campaigns to spend so much on stupid merchandise.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:34
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McDowell posted:Yeah its slick marketing and branding.  Bring back the big ball and cider wagons, imo. 
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Jul 24, 2015 00:35
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McDowell posted:Yeah its slick marketing and branding. Yup! But you've got to keep the ball rolling somehow....  efb!!!! Joe, you are a glorious machine!
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Jul 24, 2015 00:36
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Trabisnikof posted:efb!!!! Joe, you are a glorious machine! You got a better picture of the ball though! Also, I'm not at all joking when I say we should return to the days when the campaigns rolled into town and gave out free hard cider.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:38
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That guy in the white t-shirt is the only one with a human sense of shame
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Jul 24, 2015 00:43
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NEED TOILET PAPER posted:i wish crowds pelting people with rotten fruit was still a thing. Dude is almost as dumb looking as footie pajamas kid.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:43
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How did that giant ball work? Whose campaign was that? Have a tour bus with cider taps and do Lynchian AV shows with live speeches from the candidate.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:45
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Proposition Joe posted:...No, why would you read it that way unless you're being wilfully obtuse? I'm asking if the extra money in politics is allowing presidential campaigns to spend so much on stupid merchandise. Because it's the only way that's sane? SuperPACs aren't paying for official campaign merchandise design, and the party that has much more in their elections afterwards by far are Republicans. How did that even get into your head? Hell half of those were probably done for about free by volunteers and campaign staff. In fact, why don't you just go and explain what you think the Citizens United ruling actually did, I'd love to hear it!
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Jul 24, 2015 00:49
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Proposition Joe posted:...No, why would you read it that way unless you're being wilfully obtuse? I'm asking if the extra money in politics is allowing presidential campaigns to spend so much on stupid merchandise. Stupid campaign merch has a long and storied history. The great innovation from the Obama campaign was realizing people would actually be willing to pay you for this stuff. Normally, you'd give it away free to promote your name. You still see that at the local level - I have seen many campaigns give away branded pot holders, key chains, hand sanitizer, etc. And, of course, the prized yard sign.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:52
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Probably won't with only one burner a quarter way on. Barack Obama was also only a quarter way on at this point in the campaign season.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:53
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Ready for Hillary y'all
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Jul 24, 2015 00:55
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I like how the Hillary logo has a red arrow pointing right on it. Pretty accurate.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:57
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I know who I'm voting for.
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Jul 24, 2015 00:59
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Flying Spaghetti Monster for VP
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Jul 24, 2015 01:00
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So, i clicked that link later in the day and got video feed of huge billowing smoke clouds over a forrest with a repeated emergency buzzer sound. Did the Trump just set Texas on fire? 
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Jul 24, 2015 01:00
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:So, i clicked that link later in the day and got video feed of huge billowing smoke clouds over a forrest with a repeated emergency buzzer sound. The wall of fire has to start somewhere America can't afford to wait.
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Jul 24, 2015 01:06
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Trabisnikof posted:Or for $35 you can have: is wal-mart coming out with a line soon? We know how good Wal-Mart has been for Hillary and vice versa. I'm just grillin in cedar rapids! 
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:So, i clicked that link later in the day and got video feed of huge billowing smoke clouds over a forrest with a repeated emergency buzzer sound. That's actually how they dye the various endangered forest animals necessary to give Trump's hair its trademark hue.
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Oh, I get it now. I saw a substanceless cloud of tan that's sort of a dick and assumed that was Trump.
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