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Predict the result of a theoretically possible faceoff between any eligible candidates in the 2016 election or primaries in this thread. Please dont argue about the chances of said faceoff or other peoples politics or whatevs HIllary Clinton vs. Marco Rubio After being verbally eviscerated for close to an hour during the first debate, a sweating and stammering Rubio audibly shits himself on national TV. Despite this gaffe he still goes on to capture 45% of the popular vote. Donald "The Donald" Trump vs. Bernie "Superstalin" Sanders Unable to believe the election is not an incredibly high value SNL skit, not a single American votes. The only ballots cast are by the contenders themselves, leading to a Trump presidency (New York is worth more electoral votes than Vermont). Martin O'Malley vs. Carly Fiorina As the candidate with the most name recognition Jill Stein wins the presidency in a landslide.
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 02:15 |
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Sonofsilversign posted:As the candidate with the most name recognition Jill Stein wins the presidency in a landslide. lol Lindsey Graham vs. Hillary Clinton A historic female presidency is thwarted because most of the electorate thinks Lindsey Graham is a woman
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 17:52 |
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President Barack Hussein Obama vs. [UNOPPOSED] The Usurper declares martial law and suspends term limits, ushering in 1000 years of darkness
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 18:04 |
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Rick Perry/Ben Carson vs. Hillary Clinton/Elizabeth Warren Perry breaks down in the middle of the final debate, and lets out a 30 minute hate-filled screed at the thought of being surrounded by minorities and women who refuse to quietly do as he says. He narrowly wins the election.
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 18:27 |
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Bush vs. Clinton George Bush narrowly wins his third term in office.
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# ? Jul 25, 2015 22:58 |
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George Bush vs George W. Bush vs Jeb Bush vs Barbara Bush vs Laura Bush Bush wins
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 01:55 |
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two big fuckers
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 03:38 |
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Barbara Bush could probably win on a Trump-esque campaign of saying whatever the gently caress she feels like saying
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 03:50 |
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Rand Paul's hair versus Donald Trump's hairpiece Results ultimately unknown due to total communication blackout engulfing the entire continental United States, which future generations of Canadians and Mexicans nickname "the silent emptiness."
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:36 |
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Rick Perry versus Hillary Clinton Rick Perry breaks down in tears on stage at the first national debate after Hillary beats him at a pull-up contest. When Hillary was asked how she became so strong her only answer was "demographics".
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 22:31 |
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Civilized Fishbot posted:Bush vs. Clinton Bush/Walker vs. Clinton/Castro. And Bush/Walker wins.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 23:59 |
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Bernie Sanders vs. Scott Walker Bernie concedes in mid-August after an attack ad featuring only the words "Socialist Jew" destroys his campaign in a single afternoon. SERIOUS ANSWER Scott Walker vs. Hillary Clinton The two most unlikeable humans in existence duke it out. Walker is the anyone-but-Romney the GOP base has been looking for, but has very little crossover appeal on his own; Clinton is reviled by all but Dems are willing to swallow the bitter pill. It's close, but the new American demographic reality means Hil edges it and wins anyway.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:51 |
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Lincoln Chafee vs. Mark Everson Everyone forgets the executive branch exists for the next four years.
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