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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

Evolutionists HATE this one weird trick !!

Peanut butter & banana sandwiches are known as The Atheist's Nightmare in my household.

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lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
A pickle juice popsicle would be an awesome garnish for a caesar/bloody mary.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Or just pickle-juice ice cubes.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




One of those fuzzy-filled straws but pickle flavor, in a bloody Mary with canned jalapeno juice, suspending on skewers the following: a bowl of Wanda's macaroni salad, a kimchi pork taco, a slider with mustard and green onions, a Big StickŪ Popsicle, fried tripe, Taco Bell Cap'n crunch balls (2), a deep-fried half duck, and a can of store brand whipped cream.

Squirrelo
Mar 3, 2008

cobalt impurity posted:

Is it too Hitlery to propose a general rule that if you need to build retaining walls for your sauces and condiments, you're using too much?

Counterpoint: Damukare

Overbite
Jan 24, 2004


I'm a vtuber expert

CzarChasm posted:

OK, a mug, a plate and presumably the soldiers are salt and pepper shakers. What is the little helmet for?

Protecting little heads.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

CzarChasm posted:

OK, a mug, a plate and presumably the soldiers are salt and pepper shakers. What is the little helmet for?

Walnut holder.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

CzarChasm posted:

OK, a mug, a plate and presumably the soldiers are salt and pepper shakers. What is the little helmet for?

The Holocaust

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

What's in the tin can? A sausage with whipped cream? :confused:

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Hirayuki posted:

Make sure you take a side trip to Taiwan or Hong Kong, then.

But definitely do have curry rice while you're in Japan; it's excrement.

Excellent. I mean excellent.

I've walked by this place lots of times. Seeing it here, I've decided to fall in.

Trip Report to Modern Toilet: pretty weird.



Chicken and Pumpkin Au Gratin. Yes, those are the utensils in a toothbrush caddy.



Green tea in my urinal cup. Little unwieldy to hold.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Still Fluxing posted:

What's in the tin can? A sausage with whipped cream? :confused:

I think it's a poached egg. Also a mushroom.

That there is a bad version of a full english breakfast.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Still Fluxing posted:

What's in the tin can? A sausage with whipped cream? :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Still Fluxing posted:

What's in the tin can? A sausage with whipped cream? :confused:

looks like a bread remote and a baked potato

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

thespaceinvader posted:

I think it's a poached egg. Also a mushroom.

That there is a bad version of a full english breakfast.

English breakfast is a big thing for people to try and make hip/modern in dumb ways.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Japanese Dwayne "the rock" Johnson gettin frisky

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

pentyne posted:

English breakfast is a big thing for people to try and make hip/modern in dumb ways.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



The gently caress is wrong with people? :psyduck:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Is this the point when I quote Mystery Men and say, "Why bother with a fork. You can just shovel it in!"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

The gently caress is wrong with people? :psyduck:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Mmmmmmm, crunchy (whatever the blistering green gently caress it is)?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A couple of inflight magazine articles and suddenly everyone thinks they're El Bulli

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Data Graham posted:

A couple of inflight magazine articles and suddenly everyone thinks they're El Bulli

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Do we eat the rock, or the cheese cube?

canis minor
May 4, 2011

GISing it gave me this: http://wewantplates.com/ - enjoy.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

why is the shovel on a plate

Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation
"Deconstructed" English breakfasts are hilarious.



tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Dwarf bread getting all fancy now.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Pomp posted:

why is the shovel on a plate

4000% daily recommended iron intake.

Underwater Shoe posted:

"Deconstructed" English breakfasts are hilarious.





IDreallyGI

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Jul 25, 2015

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Aerosolized scrambled eggs, sous vide bacon, tomato soup cubes(made with Alginate gelling agent) served with simulated black pudding and unbaked edamame beans.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Aerosolized scrambled eggs, sous vide bacon, tomato soup cubes(made with Alginate gelling agent) served with simulated black pudding and unbaked edamame beans.

no

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

canis minor posted:

GISing it gave me this: http://wewantplates.com/ - enjoy.



Oh, what a goldmine!



PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Aerosolized scrambled eggs, sous vide bacon, tomato soup cubes(made with Alginate gelling agent) served with simulated black pudding and unbaked edamame beans.

Peak douchefood.

Anyway,












Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Where we're going, we won't need milk to eat cookies.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



We use those at my work to prop up notebooks.



:stonk: That loving microwave.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

The food stains are like, whatever, slobs will be slobs. But those gaping sores of rust... that can't be safe.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Thankfully it's portrait style so the entire microwave door can be appreciated.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Aerosolized scrambled eggs

please don't doxx my pending patent for Egg Whiz

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Minarch posted:

please don't doxx my pending patent for Egg Whiz

Mercifully discontinued: http://www.lakeland.co.uk/13091/Ovo-Egg-Spray---Free-Range
Not quite Egg Whiz, but similar enough to be disquieting in a pedestrian suburban way. Probably worked pretty well though.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Getting shivers thinking about how spray eggs are vegetarian friendly

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