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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

A fine edit

King Dopplepopolos
Aug 3, 2007

Give us a raise, loser!
While I was sorting some of my late dad's old stuff, I found an old Doonesbury compilation; I think it's the first one, since it has strips from 1970 - 1975. I intended to scan some of the pages, but my scanner is kaput; I had to take pictures of the pages with my camera.









Here's the first two strips that appear.



Here's a Sunday strip from a post-Nixon commencement address.





And here are some other political strips.











pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Are there strips missing? The last one you posted had "6" in it, this one says "8," did Breathed post "7?"

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

My tombstone will say "Rorus Raz?" "No, Cooperation in Congress."

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

there wolf posted:


Abstinence policies over proper sexual healthcare leave people vulnerable to risky back-ally abortions. AGC

The priest doesn't realize that a person can find chastity arousing. A Naive Comic.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Wait people actually use chastity belts in a non-erotic context?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Rorus Raz posted:

My tombstone will say "Rorus Raz?" "No, Cooperation in Congress."

You know drat well it's gonna say "Here lies Roruz Raz: Looking Like A Fool With His Pants Underground".

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

King Dopplepopolos posted:

While I was sorting some of my late dad's old stuff, I found an old Doonesbury compilation; I think it's the first one, since it has strips from 1970 - 1975. I intended to scan some of the pages, but my scanner is kaput; I had to take pictures of the pages with my camera.

drat, that takes me back. My high school had this thing and I must have read it cover to cover at least a dozen times.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Shugojin posted:

You know drat well it's gonna say "Here lies Roruz Raz: Looking Like A Fool With His Pants Underground".

You're forgetting the Korner Kelly.
"He was dead wrong, now he's just dead."
Or, yknow, something actually funny.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Fojar38 posted:

Wait people actually use chastity belts in a non-erotic context?

Yes, they're also used in a human chattel slavery sense.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
A non-Kelly cartoon that Ward Sutton drew for the Boston Globe:

King Dopplepopolos
Aug 3, 2007

Give us a raise, loser!

Mister Beeg posted:

A non-Kelly cartoon that Ward Sutton drew for the Boston Globe:



Literally posted on the last page, and edited by Rorus Raz on the last page as well.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Kegluneq posted:

Millie Tant there looks pretty drat buff, she'd presumably make an excellent soldier.

Also women do have lower standards for pushups than men in the US military, but 50 is actually the standard they're expected to meet I believe.

It's not even 50 for men.* It's 33/18 for men/women under 30. Though this means they need other good performances in either the run time or the sit-up test. You need at least 60% in each test and 75% overall.

*Your branch may differ.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

King Dopplepopolos posted:

Literally posted on the last page, and edited by Rorus Raz on the last page as well.

Oops. That's what I get for not looking through the posts. Heh

there wolf posted:

Enough with all this reasonable, if perhaps misplaced, anxiety over the way society is changing. It's time for some hide-bound consternation and finger wagging the Politically Correct way. Let's refresh on what Huber thinks of abortion-

something stupid. o.k. What about the thing that leads to abortions?

'if you have sex you will get pregnant and die' gotcha. But how to does one avoid coitus?

Folsom Street Fair has really gone to the squares.

Abstinence policies over proper sexual healthcare leave people vulnerable to risky back-ally abortions. AGC

Not that Huber is against all sex-ed.

It's more of a stand on principle...

to keep those leeching whores from reaching their full potential.

Women have their place, and it's not putting burdens on men.

This guy's seriously advocating for Chasity belt? What century is he from?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Beeg posted:

This guy's seriously advocating for Chasity belt? What century is he from?

The 21st. :heysexy:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I still don't understand this talking point.

King Dopplepopolos
Aug 3, 2007

Give us a raise, loser!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I still don't understand this talking point.

There's not much to understand, really. Obama is always wrong, no matter what he does.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Obama lowered the flags for the church shooting but not the shooting of the recruiters (aka ARE TROOPS). After like six days he did order them lowered, but it was a fairly transparent buckling to media/congressional pressure

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

SgtScruffy posted:

Obama lowered the flags for the church shooting but not the shooting of the recruiters (aka ARE TROOPS). After like six days he did order them lowered, but it was a fairly transparent buckling to media/congressional pressure

Yeah except he didn't lower them for the church shooting. Actually this meme seems to be coming from the notion that Obama lowered the flags for Whitney Houston, but not for the marines. Which is funny because Obama also didn't lower them for Whitney Houston either, though Chris Christie did.

There's a big detailed summary of the whole affair Politifact, but to sum up, Obama bad.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


vyelkin posted:

Yeah except he didn't lower them for the church shooting. Actually this meme seems to be coming from the notion that Obama lowered the flags for Whitney Houston, but not for the marines. Which is funny because Obama also didn't lower them for Whitney Houston either, though Chris Christie did.

There's a big detailed summary of the whole affair Politifact, but to sum up, Obama bad.

Huh, I'll be. I guess the only place I got my sources from were right wing cartoons so I was under the impression that it was "BLACK PEOPLE DIE = OBAMA SAD WHITE PEOPLE DIE = OBAMA DOESNT CARE"

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!


Yeah! The democrats are all the old white people! It's the republican party that is home to the hip, not old, not-whites.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mordiceius posted:



Yeah! The democrats are all the old white people! It's the republican party that is home to the hip, not old, not-whites.

New blood and new ideas would be a welcome addition to both parties, agc.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Dumb question - what is AGC? Is it the same as OGC that I would write in high school, look at sideways, and giggle at?

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
A Good Cartoon. Typically stated after offering an alternative, and often far more palatable to us, interpretation of a poorly constructed cartoon.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

SgtScruffy posted:

Dumb question - what is AGC? Is it the same as OGC that I would write in high school, look at sideways, and giggle at?
Click page 1 and let the information flow.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Zeroisanumber posted:

New blood and new ideas would be a welcome addition to both parties, agc.

We'd settle or just new ideas and old people. Its clearly better than the alternative.

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
I, too, perform coat hanger abortions on myself with villainous relish.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Rorus Raz posted:

Click page 1 and let the information flow.

I'll be god damned. I thought it was just like OGC which, if you turn your head kinda looks like a dude masturbatin/circle jerkin.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Two Bulls continues to unleash his inner Asay:

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

snucks posted:

I, too, perform coat hanger abortions on myself with villainous relish.

Yah, I just can't get enough of infections and possibly ripping open my own guts stacked on top of two layers of emotional trauma. Boy howdy, do I love it!

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
The local newspaper pulled Mallard Fillmore from the Sunday funnies, finally. Good riddance to the unfunny, out-of-date, out-of-touch, spiteful duck. :rip: The very-very local paper made in the nearby town seems to have gone under, though.



"B.C." swings for the other team in this strip: (probably because of who is currently President, yuck yuck!)



That the strip is co-authored is something that came about in more recent years, I did a quick look into his background because of that. He's in his mid-70's, the Wiki doesn't mention any health complications. I disagree with many of his crass condemnations of people and the religious bint, but the strip is consistently decent looking. I found out that he allowed local parks and metro services in his area to use for their signs without charging a dime for any of it. Sure, it's free advertising and generates goodwill for his brand, but someone lending his famous characters to public services is a breath of fresh air compared to some of the bitter, evil hacks that are sucking blood in exchange for their penned brain poison.

King Dopplepopolos posted:

Literally posted on the last page, and edited by Rorus Raz on the last page as well.

Unforgivable. Cut his throat in front of his family.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

SgtScruffy posted:

I'll be god damned. I thought it was just like OGC which, if you turn your head kinda looks like a dude masturbatin/circle jerkin.

No it's also that, AGC is a goat-headed dude jerkin' it to the cartoon you're talking about.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jay Rust posted:

Two Bulls continues to unleash his inner Asay:



Two Bulls never would have struck me as part of the SOME GIZMO crowd, but here we are.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Captain_Maclaine posted:

Two Bulls never would have struck me as part of the SOME GIZMO crowd, but here we are.

He's really been on a DO WORK YOU loving LAZY KIDS kick the past few days.

crosshatch
Dec 10, 2006

Post 9-11 User posted:

The local newspaper pulled Mallard Fillmore from the Sunday funnies, finally. Good riddance to the unfunny, out-of-date, out-of-touch, spiteful duck. :rip: The very-very local paper made in the nearby town seems to have gone under, though.



"B.C." swings for the other team in this strip: (probably because of who is currently President, yuck yuck!)



That the strip is co-authored is something that came about in more recent years, I did a quick look into his background because of that. He's in his mid-70's, the Wiki doesn't mention any health complications. I disagree with many of his crass condemnations of people and the religious bint, but the strip is consistently decent looking. I found out that he allowed local parks and metro services in his area to use for their signs without charging a dime for any of it. Sure, it's free advertising and generates goodwill for his brand, but someone lending his famous characters to public services is a breath of fresh air compared to some of the bitter, evil hacks that are sucking blood in exchange for their penned brain poison.


Unforgivable. Cut his throat in front of his family.

Johnny Hart's been dead since 2007. It's written by his grandson and the art is slapped together out of old drawings by a studio.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Two Bulls never would have struck me as part of the SOME GIZMO crowd, but here we are.

It's heartbreaking

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Shugojin posted:

He's really been on a DO WORK YOU loving LAZY KIDS kick the past few days.

Small Frozen Thing posted:

It's heartbreaking

He didn't die a hero, so we watch him become a Tinsley. :ohdear:

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.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Mordiceius posted:



Yeah! The democrats are all the old white people! It's the republican party that is home to the hip, not old, not-whites.

I heard the dems had some young, non-white guy running about 8 years or so ago. Muir may or may not have applauded that.

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