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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

symbolic posted:

"$100 towards a muzzle for the runner."

Does it really need to be a silenced one tho.

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SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
why does it just look like he's playing shittily.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
haha just watched a bit of big jon do super mario the dude seems chill.

Ive got crash 1-3 loaded up on an emulator are they worth playing or do they have extremely frustrating parts like alot of old ps1 games

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Everyone in my high school liked them in 2001

HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son
This combination of slurred mumbling/hushed whispers and obnoxious guttural yelling is very good

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown

SectumSempra posted:

why does it just look like he's playing shittily.

Because death-warping is a big part of the run, so half the run is spent ramming your face into obstacles.

It's...not the most impressive thing to watch.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pookum posted:

Ive got crash 1-3 loaded up on an emulator are they worth playing or do they have extremely frustrating parts like alot of old ps1 games
They're all pretty good but I remember Warped being the most fun.

Speaking of which, this Warped race better be amazing if I have to put up with this jerkoff.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Let's all donate to kill the animals to spite gamepro11.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Warped is legit one of the best 3d platformers ever made

2 is still really good but not as good as warped

1 is a technical masterpiece but an obscenely difficult and poorly balanced game with questionable level design

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
The adderall pulsing through his veins is not helping matters

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Pookum posted:

haha just watched a bit of big jon do super mario the dude seems chill.

Ive got crash 1-3 loaded up on an emulator are they worth playing or do they have extremely frustrating parts like alot of old ps1 games

They've always been kinda janky but acceptable at the time, much like 90% of games from that era.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
cool im gonna boot up and play warped later

I agree that game over abuse is pretty gay to watch. I want to hear the streamers tell me about weird crazy things the game engine does, not just dieing repeatedly to make the run faster.

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Cool Buff Man posted:

The adderall pulsing through his veins is not helping matters

drug test speed runners, they're drug testing CSGO players now.

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SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood

Toxxupation posted:

Warped is legit one of the best 3d platformers ever made

2 is still really good but not as good as warped

1 is a technical masterpiece but an obscenely difficult and poorly balanced game with questionable level design

agreed. some people prefer 2 to 3 though for some reason.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
There we go, our first cringe inducing run.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

There should be a Roman Colosseum style thumbs up/down vote after each run and the runners that get a majority of thumbs down are blacklisted from future events.

HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son
The thing you're all forgetting is that Crash Team Racing is the best kart racing game ever

The speedrun for that from a few years ago is pretty neat, I'd advise watching in lieu of this CB2 run

Ash Rose
Sep 3, 2011

Where is Megaman?

In queer, with us!

Alteisen posted:

There we go, our first cringe inducing run.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

The timer is ticking on when this guy accidentally drops a casual racist slur or rape joke

slev
Apr 6, 2009

The cringe compilation will be just this guy

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood

HoneyBoy posted:

The thing you're all forgetting is that Crash Team Racing is the best kart racing game ever

The speedrun for that from a few years ago is pretty neat, I'd advise watching in lieu of this CB2 run

crash team racing, then diddy kong, then the mario karts.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


symbolic posted:

There should be a Roman Colosseum style thumbs up/down vote after each run and the runners that get a majority of thumbs down are blacklisted from future events.

Also they fall into a pit

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Quest For Glory II posted:

The timer is ticking on when this guy accidentally drops a casual racist slur or rape joke

he's going to say Hulk Hogan or Bill Cosby did nothing wrong.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

This person is insufferable.

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown

Quest For Glory II posted:

The timer is ticking on when this guy accidentally drops a casual racist slur or rape joke

My money's on the latter.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Alteisen posted:

There we go, our first cringe inducing run.

This shitbucket did Sonic Adventure DX. Not as bad as this but it was pretty fuckawful.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

SectumSempra posted:

agreed. some people prefer 2 to 3 though for some reason.

I remember 1 busting my balls at times and it kinda of put me off from the others

HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son

SectumSempra posted:

crash team racing, then diddy kong, then the mario karts.

:yeah:

@everyone: here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFnWF3llbRU

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
I would rather look at touhou than this man

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
I betcha he'll drop a "retarded" before anything else.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I feel like they took a random guy walking outside and forced him to speedrun for donations.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Cool Buff Man posted:

I would rather look at touhou than this man

touhou is definitely easier to listen to

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

SectumSempra posted:

agreed. some people prefer 2 to 3 though for some reason.

People like to whine about the time trials or the prevalence of gimmicks that made the game "unfun"

Ash Rose
Sep 3, 2011

Where is Megaman?

In queer, with us!
Someone get the hook.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

axelsoar posted:

Someone get the hook.
Never mind that, someone get this man a goddamn inhaler.

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

SectumSempra posted:

agreed. some people prefer 2 to 3 though for some reason.

It's me, the guy that prefers 2 over 3 and 100%ed it back in the day with my step brother. Admittedly I never really gave 3 a chance and have played it for maybe 5 minutes. Maybe I'll give it a spin and see if it's actually better.

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood

Pookum posted:

I remember 1 busting my balls at times and it kinda of put me off from the others

1 was impressive for it's time but had a lot of crudely done but good idea. It's unforgiving as gently caress and has some ridiculously hard levels and some of the longest in the series. (Sunset vista if I'm not mistaken)

2 has some great levels the last warproom is pretty boring though, some secrets are interesting.

3 is consistent but the biggest complaints are gimmick levels and back-tracking with color gems

The ps2 one is better then the 1st ,worse then 3, slightly better then 2. When it was released the loading times were poo poo. The levels flatline, the gimmicks are ok, the sphere levels are the most unique gimmick in series.

They are all worth playing for sure.

SWMadness
Jul 16, 2011

Excellent.
There are times when arguing between the runner and the couch is a lot of fun, but christ it sounds like even these other guys can't stand the runner.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Cool a domestic abuse joke

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