NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Pakled posted:

When one of them wins their division you'll probably remember them.

So, basically never.

Reminder: Wake Forest has won the ACC more recently than Miami.

_{Miami has never won the ACC}

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:18

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:21

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Frinkahedron posted:

Reminder: Wake Forest has won the ACC more recently than Miami.

_{Miami has never won the ACC}

Also the mythical Miami vs. FSU ACC Championship game, which the 2004-era ACC divisions were essentially created for, has never happened.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:23

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Pakled posted:

Old programs are pretty cool.

http://imgur.com/a/MxYyp
Here's one for the SMU-Rice game in 1944. Check out those wartime ads!

I enjoyed the bellhop teaching me what the official's signals mean, followed by eminent medical authorities recognizing that Philip Morris is less irritating to smoke.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:28

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Noctone posted:

I wonder how many years it's going to take before I don't have to be constantly reminded that Rutgers and Maryland are in the Big Ten. It's never not going to feel super bizarre.

says the nebraska fan

Pakled posted:

When one of them wins their division you'll probably remember them.

So, basically never.

Maryland will probably win the conference in basketball as early as next year so they're easy enough to remember if you follow that.

Rutgers will be memorable if you follow....uh....women's soccer?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:29

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Noctone posted:

I wonder how many years it's going to take before I don't have to be constantly reminded that Rutgers and Maryland are in the Big Ten. It's never not going to feel super bizarre.

I remember mentioning to a friend that Nebraska was playing Rutgers, and the response was "I thought their out of conference schedule was done..."

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:30

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

MourningView posted:

Having visited the state of Missouri that is a completely natural fit and they've been good in the SEC.

Anyone wanting Rutgers defies all logic (shut up, andichu)

the south envies how well st louis is segregated

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:31

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Watching some games, UF WR Demarcus Robinson is uncoverable.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:32

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Groucho Marxist posted:

the south envies how well st louis is segregated

Even Columbia is a weird combination of normal midwest college town and people unironically flying the confederate flag from the back of their truck

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:33

Aenobarbus: Nov 7, 2012

Pakled posted:

When one of them wins their division you'll probably remember them.

So, basically never.

This was supposed to be Missouri's problem too

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:36

Ungratek: Aug 2, 2005

Eternal grateful to the Big Ten for taking Maryland off our hands

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:42

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I normally keep this to the recruiting thread but VT just got a commit from a WR named Divine Deablo.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:59

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Frinkahedron posted:

Reminder: Wake Forest has won the ACC more recently than Miami.

_{Miami has never won the ACC}

Georgia Tech and Tulane have won the SEC more recently than Mississippi State

Also Georgia Tech has like 5 SEC Championships

# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:09

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Watching some games, UF WR Demarcus Robinson is uncoverable.

He's really good and no one was able to get him the ball.

Will Grier gonna be that guy tho.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:11

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Crotch Bat posted:

I normally keep this to the recruiting thread but VT just got a commit from a WR named Divine Deablo.

I got a legendary crossbow from him a couple days ago

# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:33

Noctone: Oct 25, 2005; XO til we overdose..

i knew some fucker would bring that up. it's true, but tbf nebraska actually makes sense as a big ten team. rutgers and maryland joining the conference were sort of like alaska and hawai'i becoming states.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:42

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

We overthrew Hawaii's government for sugar markets, so it made perfect sense, just like Maryland.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:56

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

And the Big 10 bringing in Rutgers made as much sense as the US buying the land that is now Alaska.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:02

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Except for all the gold and oil that fell out of Alaska that made it totally worth it.

Unlike Rutgers, which is like buying a Russian province only to find out its where Russia stored all its dirty diapers and chicken trimmings.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:08

Elotana: Dec 12, 2003; and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

Webbeh posted:

Paul Johnson has used the same computer monitor for 20 years

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:15

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Speakers too.

I think I had that monitor, actually.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:16

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Sash! posted:

Except for all the gold and oil that fell out of Alaska that made it totally worth it.

Unlike Rutgers, which is like buying a Russian province only to find out its where Russia stored all its dirty diapers and chicken trimmings.

Hindsight is always 20/20

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:17

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:16

Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Raku posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:18

Noctone: Oct 25, 2005; XO til we overdose..

bringing far flung territories into the fold for money-making purposes is precisely what i was intimating

# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:20

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

MourningView posted:

Even Columbia is a weird combination of normal midwest college town and people unironically flying the confederate flag from the back of their truck

Don't forget the weird super ghetto part of Columbia! Also to be fair, the flag flying people live just outside the city.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:30

Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Tennessee doing something right

e: those are this year's tickets, if it isn't immediately clear

# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:51

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Raku posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:59

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

Raku posted:

nick saban owns

# ? Jul 28, 2015 06:26

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Raku posted:

NCAA Preseason N/V: If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 06:41

Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Thoguh posted:

NCAA Preseason N/V: If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 06:59

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

Thoguh posted:

NCAA Preseason N/V: If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 07:11

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Tennessee took Miami's idea, making their workouts look like a night club

http://tennessee.247sports.com/Gallery/Photos-Tennessee-Vols-football-late-night-workout-38373776

http://tennessee.247sports.com/Gall...x610jpg-3736040
:stare:

# ? Jul 28, 2015 07:18

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

That dude's head looks like a peanut

# ? Jul 28, 2015 07:21

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Peanut head is the smartest player in college football.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 09:11

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Peanut head is the smartest player in college football.

So why did he sign with Tennessee

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:35

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Thoguh posted:

NCAA Preseason N/V: If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it.

We're really not going to use NCAA Preseason N/V: Sleeping Around With Hillary loving Rodham Clinton?

Or Chasing Pussy With Nick Saban?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:37

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.: Jan 16, 2002

pillsburysoldier posted:

Tennessee took Miami's idea, making their workouts look like a night club

http://tennessee.247sports.com/Gallery/Photos-Tennessee-Vols-football-late-night-workout-38373776

http://tennessee.247sports.com/Gall...x610jpg-3736040

Arkansas did the same thing this year just without the peanut head.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:50

Coco13: Jun 6, 2004; My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Frinkahedron posted:

Tennessee doing something right

e: those are this year's tickets, if it isn't immediately clear

Man these are really cool, and actually worth hanging on to.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 12:55

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

BG has new uniforms, going over to Nike from Adidas. They showed them off yesterday at a golf outing for alumni and boosters.

They also have a full white outfit, orange helmet, and a brown helmet.

They've now added a brown outfit as well, first time they've had one in a while.

The vented area in the middle of the chest is apparently what Nike debuted for Ohio State for their National Championship jerseys. The logo on it looks cool. I really don't like "BOWLING GREEN" over the numbers. The name-on-top-of-numbers thing almost never looks good, unless it's a shorter name or nickname. Plus the "G" in "Bowling" being on the vent patch thing looks weird as hell.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 13:05

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Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Join in in basking in the glory that is Wyatt Teller's amazing mullet:

# ? Jul 28, 2015 13:23

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