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Ah, the old "Bedrock Bump effect" eh?
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I thought the personality shift came when he crawled under the console to get his ring, got spooked by a rat under there, and cracked his skull on the underside of the console.
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Jul 27, 2015 17:33
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PantsOptional posted:I thought the personality shift came when he crawled under the console to get his ring, got spooked by a rat under there, and cracked his skull on the underside of the console. That's what I remember too.
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PantsOptional posted:I thought the personality shift came when he crawled under the console to get his ring, got spooked by a rat under there, and cracked his skull on the underside of the console. Yeah, that's what happened. It was also Lobo (I think?) who punched him back into being an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 27, 2015 18:25
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"You have shown the ability to be a huge idiot. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps"
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Jul 27, 2015 18:36
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Opopanax posted:"You have shown the ability to be a huge idiot. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps" That is the best way to sum up Hal Jordan I've ever heard.
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Jul 27, 2015 19:41
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Nothing about how the ring chooses people based on intelligence, its just "without fear" and "honest."
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Jul 27, 2015 19:57
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How many times have the Guardians nearly wiped out all life in the universe with badly programmed/mindwiped robocops?
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Jul 27, 2015 20:05
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Choco1980 posted:Ah, the old "Bedrock Bump effect" eh? rear end in a top hat Green Latern and Playboy Guy Gardner.
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Jul 27, 2015 20:54
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TheJoker138 posted:Guy Garnder left the dogs in the enclosed pool area. 
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Jul 27, 2015 20:56
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Choco1980 posted:Ah, the old "Bedrock Bump effect" eh? Now I just want to watch that one Harvey Birdman episode with Green Lanterns instead of the Flintstones.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:04
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TheJoker138 posted:Guy Garnder left the dogs in the enclosed pool area. I don't get it.  What's the joke?
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Jul 27, 2015 21:40
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It's a very tasteless (albeit sometimes still funny) joke referring to the last words sent by text of professional wrestler Chris Benoit, shortly after killing his wife and son, and before killing himself.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:47
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The best Green Lantern / Hal Jordan moment was the first 3 issues of the New 52 reboot which had Sinestro (who was a GL) basically showing Hal what a gently caress up he is and ends with Hal getting disintegrated by the Yellow Central Battery. Had the book actually killed him like that and continued focus on Sinestro I'd still be reading it.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:57
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Gaz-L posted:It's a very tasteless (albeit sometimes still funny) joke referring to the last words sent by text of professional wrestler Chris Benoit, shortly after killing his wife and son, and before killing himself. It's relevant because his brain scans apparently looked like swiss cheese due to all the concussions he had suffered.
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Jul 27, 2015 22:09
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TheJoker138 posted:It's relevant because his brain scans apparently looked like swiss cheese due to all the concussions he had suffered. Wasn't his signature move jumping off a ladder to deliver a headbutt?
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Jul 27, 2015 22:13
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Turnbuckle, but the effect is the same.
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Jul 27, 2015 22:51
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He also did the ladder/cage version of that way more often than anyone should. (Which is ever. Ever doing it is too often)
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Jul 27, 2015 23:32
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It's worth noting that have another guy doing headbutts off the turnbuckle now, but "thankfully" his in ring career might be over already because it turned his neck into Swiss cheese before his brain.
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Jul 27, 2015 23:44
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Cabbit posted:It's worth noting that have another guy doing headbutts off the turnbuckle now, but "thankfully" his in ring career might be over already because it turned his neck into Swiss cheese before his brain. RIP Daniel Bryan
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Jul 27, 2015 23:48
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Cabbit posted:It's worth noting that have another guy doing headbutts off the turnbuckle now, but "thankfully" his in ring career might be over already because it turned his neck into Swiss cheese before his brain. Turns out it's his brain.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:08
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muscles like this? posted:Nothing about how the ring chooses people based on intelligence, its just "without fear" and "honest." Hey, unimaginative idiots probably ARE more likely to be too dumb to be scared or lie effectively, so the rings selecting the less intelligent by preference actually makes sense!
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Jul 28, 2015 03:24
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You know what else is on his finger? A ring that lets him summon glow in the dark objects. Is green lantern an idiot in universe as well?
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Jul 28, 2015 04:50
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Amorphous Blob posted:You know what else is on his finger? A ring that lets him summon glow in the dark objects. Is green lantern an idiot in universe as well? PantsOptional posted:I thought the personality shift came when he crawled under the console to get his ring, got spooked by a rat under there, and cracked his skull on the underside of the console.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:51
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Dang I might be dumb enough to join the corps 
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muscles like this? posted:Nothing about how the ring chooses people based on intelligence, its just "without fear" and "honest." I swear there was an old comic where they need a temporary Green Lantern for some reason, and the ring picks some helpful alien, and at the end of the story it turns out he's a mental patient on his home planet because he literally can't feel fear and so can't function normally...
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Jul 28, 2015 06:08
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John Dyne posted:I don't get it. Someone had been spreading lies that Hal had been on the juice, big time.
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Jul 28, 2015 06:13
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Prez is good. real good
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Jul 28, 2015 07:00
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Someone should start a 'Hal jordan being hit on the head' tumblr.  
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Jul 28, 2015 07:05
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It says something that after about 14 years, I instantly recognize that panel from the only GL comic I ever had.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:14
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I call bullshit. That hit him in the head, not the tunk!
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Jul 28, 2015 07:22
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I smell a newspaper Spider-Man / Green Lantern team-up! "Spider-Man, you're no match for me! You only get hit in the head with bricks--! I can get a head injury from any object!"
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Jul 28, 2015 08:07
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Gavok posted:I call bullshit. That hit him in the head, not the tunk! I never knew that a metal statue to the temple made a "zomp" sound.
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Jul 28, 2015 08:20
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Bruceski posted:I never knew that a metal statue to the temple made a "zomp" sound. Normally it wouldn't, but at this point Green Lantern's head contains more fluid than brain.
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Jul 28, 2015 11:54
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Binary Badger posted:I smell a newspaper Spider-Man / Green Lantern team-up! 
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Jul 28, 2015 13:03
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To be fair if anyone actually deserves a brick to the skull, it's Reed Richards.
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Jul 28, 2015 13:09
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Miracle Man doesn't gently caress around. You mess with his plans, you get a brick thrown in your face.
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Jul 28, 2015 13:14
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More Head Trauma Hal: (Flash v1 #246)
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Amorphous Blob posted:You know what else is on his finger? A ring that lets him summon glow in the dark objects. Is green lantern an idiot in universe as well? Wasn't there at least one Lantern who did not understand the concept of 'Light' thanks to his home's conditions so they had to phrase it as 'Sound' instead? I think it's even around here somewhere...
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