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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


If they can mod a new multiplayer for Just Cause 3, a variation of this is what they'll find playing my screen when they find my grinning corpse.

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Captain Lavender posted:

Is it normal for enemies to die this way? Is it an Elven Armor thing?



It's Skyrim, it's a miracle that their bodies aren't flipping out and launching you through the roof into the stratosphere.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


The skeletons are just bad. Limbs, joints and sections of the torso have really limited arcs where they can twist and flex.

The upper body and arms are so relatively light and/or unable to flex that they can't really shift the center of gravity enough to overcome the tension in the locked knees and spread legs. Those happen because every joint goes slack at the exact same moment, so the knees bend first under the weight of the torso and when the angle cap is reached, the path of least resistance is pushing the feet back along the (pretty much frictionless) ground. The symmetry comes from how there's no randomness in the trajectory of the upper body falling on top of the lower extremities, so it always comes down at a perfectly vertical angle unless you kill someone, say, moving at a jogging pace.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


scamtank posted:

The skeletons are just bad. Limbs, joints and sections of the torso have really limited arcs where they can twist and flex.

The upper body and arms are so relatively light and/or unable to flex that they can't really shift the center of gravity enough to overcome the tension in the locked knees and spread legs. Those happen because every joint goes slack at the exact same moment, so the knees bend first under the weight of the torso and when the angle cap is reached, the path of least resistance is pushing the feet back along the (pretty much frictionless) ground. The symmetry comes from how there's no randomness in the trajectory of the upper body falling on top of the lower extremities, so it always comes down at a perfectly vertical angle unless you kill someone, say, moving at a jogging pace.

This post makes for a fantastic no-context quote.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Wasn't expecting it to start flying, holy poo poo.

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal

scamtank posted:

The skeletons are just bad. Limbs, joints and sections of the torso have really limited arcs where they can twist and flex.

If you manage to kill a heavy-armor wearing draugr without applying force they almost always wind up in the crab walk position. Knees go forward, everything else goes backward, and their butt winds up floating a foot in the air because of the angle limit on the knee joints.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005



http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=P5q7As-k6Qk&video_start=35&audio=KF32DRg9opA&audio_start=0

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
Found some really old WoW screens while digging up a backup. Apparently at one point, there was a bug that would cause players to occasionally use textures from the wrong race.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I see this person every time I go to the beach

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I see this person every time I look in the mirror.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Arkham Knight continues to deliver, this time with the ability to magically force pull mooks to you to do takedowns if you happen to land on top of a sentry. So now I will be doing that wherever sentries pop up in the future.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
I had a similar thing happen in the exact location except Batman got stuck on the wall. I thought he would flip around and get the mooks but they ended up warping to him.

Oblivion4568238
Oct 10, 2012

The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.
College Slice
Crossposting for the tried-and-true ragdolls clipping through the floor glitch:

Oblivion4568238 posted:

Something so ridiculous happened, I was compelled to link up my PS4 to my basically unused Youtube account.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLcKyVYlC8

Two parts because I saved the first when I thought it was over, turns out it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNEGkpAtoQ

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum


Been playing some Witcher 3 lately. Good game, but it's not free of strange happenings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmkU5DQ9jHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1P7WNJA6sA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9S517xurRQ

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

OneEightHundred posted:

Found some really old WoW screens while digging up a backup. Apparently at one point, there was a bug that would cause players to occasionally use textures from the wrong race.



Sometimes it got really weird.

Zephonith
Jun 25, 2008

Maybe if I actually played Mafia, I'd get a better gift from my Mafia Secret Santa. :(
I started playing Dragon Age: Inquisition recently, and flying giants are still a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG0YB99pORM

mrcleanrules
Feb 1, 2007
Hi

Oblivion4568238 posted:

Crossposting for the tried-and-true ragdolls clipping through the floor glitch:



"Unarmed"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
:c00lbutt:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

VinzKlortho
Dec 27, 2004
Are you the Gatekeeper?
Seems legit.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

VinzKlortho posted:

Seems legit.


At first I was like, Russia? And then I saw Family Mart. Like, I could see China's engineers trying to do this, but Japan? Really?

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

VinzKlortho posted:

Seems legit.


This is exactly what a bridge looks like in my nightmares. I should go there some day.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

The White Dragon posted:

At first I was like, Russia? And then I saw Family Mart. Like, I could see China's engineers trying to do this, but Japan? Really?

It's a very steep bridge, but those pics use a huge zoom to make it look even crazier.


http://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/03/eshima-ohashi-bridge-in-matsue-japan.html

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie

VinzKlortho posted:

Seems legit.


When you've built a new interchange in Cities: Skylines and just need to connect it to your existing grid.

Mountain Dew Code Bread
Mar 20, 2008

There's a mod for Cities: Skylines called Road Anarchy that lets you do all kinds of dumb glitchy poo poo:



Huszsersvn
Nov 11, 2009

Nice world you've got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

Consist posted:

There's a mod for Cities: Skylines called Road Anarchy that lets you do all kinds of dumb glitchy poo poo:





I think the second one is a sigil that summons some kind of roadworks demon.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Huszsersvn posted:

I think the second one is a sigil that summons some kind of roadworks demon.

Aka frank gehry decides to dabble in road construction.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Huszsersvn posted:

I think the second one is a sigil that summons some kind of roadworks demon.




Modedit: table breaking dumb joke removed.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 06:17 on Jul 25, 2015

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Non-lethal KO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZoZUfh5K4M


The first one is posted before but I don't remember seeing the second part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOT_3U4rZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X0H709cJkA

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
You forgot the other two!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZSat_quXwk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMxB9Ve0fbw

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


These have me in tears. I don't play very many games anymore but they really have upped their glitch game from the past.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
An oldie that I just remembered.

Playing Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer there wasn't a lot of bugs to be had. I, to this day, do not know how I managed to do what I did but I was playing as my favorite character a Batarian soldier, their melee makes heads explode when you punch people, all very dramatic and cool.

My friend asks over Mumble if I have disconnected he could not see me, then says. "Oh no you killed someone just now..wait.." I wait, he sends me this screenshot mid round. I spent the rest of the game as...



a 2 inch tall batarian, punching peoples heads off.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.



Maybe it was him that was gigantic?

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Huszsersvn posted:

I think the second one is a sigil that summons some kind of roadworks demon.

quote:

Many phenomena - wars, plagues, sudden audits - have been advanced as evidence
for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man, but whenever students of
demonology get together the M25 London orbital motorway is generally agreed to
be among the top contenders for exhibit A.

In fact, very few people on the face of the planet know that the very shape
of the M25 forms the sigil *odegra* in the language of the Black Priesthood
of Ancient Mu, and means 'Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds'.

From Good omens, by Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman.

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Vinesauce N64 corruptions are the best

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Cracked_Gear posted:

Vinesauce N64 corruptions are the best



Yoinks, indeed.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Cracked_Gear posted:

Vinesauce N64 corruptions are the best



The nightmare version of the chase scene. You run and run, but you never leave your spot...

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Cracked_Gear posted:

Vinesauce N64 corruptions are the best




Quiet scooby hush


Velma has just invented this insane new dance move

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Shaggy's lifeless, eternal stare of wretched otherworldly horror is incredible.

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Angry Diplomat posted:

Shaggy's lifeless, eternal stare of wretched otherworldly horror is incredible.

Scooby dooby Doo, where you are going, you won't need eyes to see.

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