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Khazar-khum posted:I realize that you are a goon and therefore probably unfamiliar with the concept, but there are these things called 'washing', 'cleaning up' and 'grooming'. Especially before photographs are taken. I was thinking more that it was just a picture of a dog and baby attached to the story but not being the actual ones from the story in question, which happens often with these forwarded glurge email type pieces.
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sweeperbravo posted:I was thinking more that it was just a picture of a dog and baby attached to the story but not being the actual ones from the story in question, which happens often with these forwarded glurge email type pieces. That could be true, but it(the baby in the cbs photo) really does look like the baby in the picture. Same hair and skin color Don't worry though, I know what you mean
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EZipperelli posted:I could be totally wrong here, but I feel like I read this story, or one very similar, a while back on a reputable site, so fwiw, it could be true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulus_and_Remus. Probably STDH itself, particularly the "fed by a woodpecker" bit.
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Of all the poo poo that didn't happen, this didn't happen the shittiest.
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Cool, most of my stuff is in this box. I'm guessing the rest of it is in the other box--nope, just stupid crap. Thanks guys. Thanks a lot.
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Yeah I bet after this poo poo show the ex will be wayyy more inclined to give her the stuff back. I also love how except the hapkido dude all the other guys are pretty much described as useless dumb hunks of meat, a useless hungry monkey and a creepy lunatic. But the protagonist is obviously super funny and witty and earns the respect of all of them. EXCEPT HE'S ALSO COMPLETELY loving USELESS. Yes thank you for this random crap, great job, thanks for defending me. What I'm saying is that hapkido dude is the real hero.
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah I bet after this poo poo show the ex will be wayyy more inclined to give her the stuff back. And she stood up and applauded while they all married Einstein.
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Stories like this are always dumb. I don't care if there are 20 mma fighters in my house if I don't want them to be there in doing something. Even if I can't beat them up I can call the cops or something.
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Jul 27, 2015 17:21
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Samizdata posted:And she stood up and applauded while they all married Einstein. Marine Einstein, you don't want someone thinking that story's made up.
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Grabpot Thundergust posted:Of all the poo poo that didn't happen, this didn't happen the shittiest. The real ending to this story. Here Hu-mon feeeee-male we retrieved your stuff from the big bad man. Please return favor with sex. What? this isn't my stuff... where did you get this? From <address>. your ex was so pissed off. LOL. That's not my exes address? What did you do? The police show up and arrest jackwagon and the dorkettes for home invasion. Beep boop, guy cheating does not give you the right to trespass. Confessed to crime on social media. That is if this hunk of bull was something that happened which it most certainly did not. Unless he is posting from prison.
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divabot posted:Marine Einstein, you don't want someone thinking that story's made up. drat it, you're right. Besides, without a Marine Einstein, how can I show my love for the men in uniform? USA USA SUA! :whateverthesmileyiswiththeeagleandagun:
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Stories like this are always dumb. I don't care if there are 20 mma fighters in my house if I don't want them to be there in doing something. Even if I can't beat them up I can call the cops or something. They wouldn't even get past the door. If someone is at my door and I don't want them to be, and they don't have a gun and they're not a cop, my door is staying shut. They can flex their muscles all they want.
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah I bet after this poo poo show the ex will be wayyy more inclined to give her the stuff back. The real hero is the TP. What really happens: Man-meat monsters show up to get her things. BF now knows she really was a cheating whore, because all these guys came to her aid. Ex BF smashes girl's windshield, becomes MRA. Navy Seal marries hapkido dude. Khazar-khum has a new favorite as of 08:29 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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I like how the Navy seal's superpower is being creepy and perching on banisters like a complete tool.
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Samizdata posted:drat it, you're right. Besides, without a Marine Einstein, how can I show my love for the men in uniform? USA USA SUA! :whateverthesmileyiswiththeeagleandagun: Its : freep:, my favourite smiley that I also made. 
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Desk Lamp posted:I like how the Navy seal's superpower is being creepy and perching on banisters like a complete tool. Seriously. Even having the toughest, gnarliest, meanest looking guy perched on your banister like loving Spiderman would be more hilarious than intimidating. As for why the antagonist doesn't clal the cops: I guess the author would handwave it away as the guy would have been too embarassed and it woudl threaten his masculinity not to confront the gang himself or something, but realistically it's the same reason people in horror movies go upstairs instead of escaping from the ground floor, or why phone lines are always cut or cell batteries are dead. Forced narrative stupidity because there's no other way to get the desired plot to happen.
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When stdh goes too far quote:A mother who claimed a security guard assaulted her while removing her breastfeeding baby from her in Primark has been summoned to appear at court. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-33687420
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Desk Lamp posted:I like how the Navy seal's superpower is being creepy and perching on banisters like a complete tool.
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Lionel Richie posted:When stdh goes too far She's not being called for lying, just for posting about it since it might prejudice the opinion of the court when reviewing the accusation.
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Desk Lamp posted:I like how the Navy seal's superpower is being creepy and perching on banisters like a complete tool.
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StealthArcher posted:Its : freep:, my favourite smiley that I also made. I always thought that was lightning bolt. Huh.
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gently caress a person who takes selfies because they're bored in a museum, why are you even there, go home
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sweeperbravo posted:gently caress a person who takes selfies because they're bored in a museum, why are you even there, go home The museum I work at recently had a "Take a selfie with a piece of art!" promo 
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Splicer posted:He also balanced a ball on his nose and ate all the boyfriend's fish. Quite possibly, the OP never did say exactly what kind of training this helpless female was providing; for free mind you;
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Desk Lamp posted:Quite possibly, the OP never did say exactly what kind of training this helpless female was providing; for free mind you; Solidsports. Why I know this term is sad.
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Samizdata posted:Solidsports. Why I know this term is sad. What in the absolute gently caress is solidsports?
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:What in the absolute gently caress is solidsports? it's related to watersports isn't it? 
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Jonny Nox posted:it's related to watersports isn't it? Gassports 
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Bose-Einstein Condensports
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Jonny Nox posted:it's related to watersports isn't it? Erm, not so liquid?
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Depends on your fiber intake.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Depends on your fiber intake. They've got it, unfortunately.
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Samizdata posted:They've got it, unfortunately. Jesus loving wept. Now I know the term for this. Thanks, loser.
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