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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Birthday is tomorrow, just picked this up as an early present to myself since it released on Steam today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ky4Zxr6IA

Some of the most fun I've had with a game in ages. Chaining together flowing drifts and nailing clipping points is amazingly good fun.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Holy poo poo High Life is so gross.

:agreed:

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Holy poo poo High Life is so gross.

You gently caress right off. It's the champage of beers. :colbert:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

The Locator posted:

Why anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together that isn't driving one of the fastest cars on the planet thinks they will beat a Tesla is simply mind boggling. Even the 'slow' ones are mind blowingly quick.

I want to race one around a circuit

Also today I had my biggest BMW parts surprise so far and almost cried. 380£ for power steering lines :negative: csl rack on though so eh

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


My buddy is a caterer and brought over a bunch of boxes of 7oz High Life bottles that didn't get drank. So at least they are free.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Holy poo poo High Life is so gross.

Look at how wrong you are.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

meatpimp posted:

You gently caress right off. It's the champage of beers. :colbert:

What :stare:

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....
Ever since the super bowl 1 second ads, I can't NOT pronounce it champaGne of beers. I...just..can't.

It's still crap.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Super Aggro Crag posted:

My buddy is a caterer and brought over a bunch of boxes of 7oz High Life bottles that didn't get drank. So at least they are free.

Free poo poo is still poo poo.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

T1g4h posted:

Birthday is tomorrow, just picked this up as an early present to myself since it released on Steam today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ky4Zxr6IA

Some of the most fun I've had with a game in ages. Chaining together flowing drifts and nailing clipping points is amazingly good fun.
That looks neat. I know you play GTA:V but do you also have IV? I have spent dozens of hours in that game with a custom handling.cfg just drifting around the city. Its a lot of fun and you can tweak it pretty easily, even modding different cars in is a snap. The physics don't mirror real life, but they make sense and look good in motion. You can even set the front and rear power distribution if you want to get some 4 wheel drifts going.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Cage posted:

My favorite thing to do to the revvers is to rev back and then take off at a regular pace while they peel out. Never fails to make me laugh.

What, are you chicken?

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Cage posted:

That looks neat. I know you play GTA:V but do you also have IV? I have spent dozens of hours in that game with a custom handling.cfg just drifting around the city. Its a lot of fun and you can tweak it pretty easily, even modding different cars in is a snap. The physics don't mirror real life, but they make sense and look good in motion. You can even set the front and rear power distribution if you want to get some 4 wheel drifts going.

I've got IV and both the DLCs, but I've only really messed around with doing the story stuff in TLaD and TBoGT. I've never dicked around with modding the handling files, though I did install the Emergency Lighting Systems mod before for mad realistic police cars :v:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

So it's one of those unwritten rules that when you're at the gym and there's only one other person working out that they want to use the exact same piece of equipment as you do at that exact time, right?

I mean I'll work in but I don't want to spend like five minutes waiting on the other guy to finish his set.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Bape Culture posted:

I want to race one around a circuit

Also today I had my biggest BMW parts surprise so far and almost cried. 380£ for power steering lines :negative: csl rack on though so eh

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to crimp your own AN lines? It is on the Subarus.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:


You heard me.

http://aleheads.com/2011/04/15/in-defense-of-miller-high-life/

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]
Fuuuck I wish today was over. My last day to work during the week before I start teaching again and I get put on the closing shift. This is after a month of the day shift. We're down to a single phone for everyone and I'm dealing with loving idiots that don't comprehend what "factory direct order" means.

"Sorry, sir. I don't have them in stock and it looks like they're factory direct order only."
You don't have them?
"No, they are factory direct order only."
Any of your other stores have them?
"No, sir. I can only get them from the factory."
From Moog?
"Yes. They'll be here on the third."
You don't have them in store?
"No. I've got to order them from the factory."
What does that mean? What are you telling me?
"I have to order them. From Moog."
Oh okay thank you.

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

I don't think I could name a single hot weather activity that can't be improved by an ice cold longneck of high life.

But I freely admit I'm a cheapskate with a gutter palate. I don't care what floats your boat as long as you aren't obnoxious about it.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

The only beer I will willingly buy is Corona, but that always comes secondary to Jameson or equivalents


As far as bad beer goes though I do have a soft spot for Michelob for some ungodly reason

Nodoze fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jul 29, 2015

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Nodoze posted:

The only beer I will willingly buy is Corona,

I have it on good authority that the Corona the US sees is the stuff that didn't make the QC for the Mexican market.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Back in college, I'd hang out at my friend's and all he'd buy is high life. I've had my share of that stuff. It does the job I guess.

stump
Jan 19, 2006

The Scottish King of swill grade lager....

It's great till the next morning :scotland:

I'm looking forward to drinking in the States next week, from what I've heard there is a lot of decent craft / faux craft stuff? Most of what's made it over here that I've tried has been good. Sweet Action is p nice.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
You guys make me happy I am going to a beer tasting tonight. Bringing de Garde's Spruce Desay

https://untappd.com/b/de-garde-brewing-spruce-desay/1154849

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]
"No codes, just a little hesitation. I wanna replace my MAF sensor. Sound like that would fix it?"
I mean, it could be that or bad gas or need a tune up or a dying transmission or literally a dozen other things, sir.
"I feel like I've had this like revelation man. I threw an air filter code and like I cleared out leaves and it went away but that could still be the problem."
I guess? I can't really say and it could be a lot of other things.
"Imma try it anyway because I'm pretty sure that's the problem."
I'll go ahead and order it and it'll be in tomorrow.

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
Corona is overpriced skunky piss beer.
It's only good at the source or in cans.

High life is good when you want something cheap to liquor up on, like when working on cars.

Otherwise I'm into reds right now. Give me some sleepy dog red rover asap!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mafoose posted:

Corona is overpriced skunky piss beer.


According to a very popular film series that is vaguely about cars, all auto enthusiasts should love Corona.

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde

Rhyno posted:

According to a very popular film series that is vaguely about cars, all auto enthusiasts should love Corona.

You really ought to try that Belgian ale, man. It's something special.

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs

Rhyno posted:

According to a very popular film series that is vaguely about cars, all auto enthusiasts should love Corona.

Ha!
I will say that a bucket of coronitas with lime at the beach IN MEXICO is actually pretty refreshing.

I still would rather have negra modelo, dos xx, or pacifico (in that order).

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


QuarkMartial posted:

"No codes, just a little hesitation. I wanna replace my MAF sensor. Sound like that would fix it?"
I mean, it could be that or bad gas or need a tune up or a dying transmission or literally a dozen other things, sir.
"I feel like I've had this like revelation man. I threw an air filter code and like I cleared out leaves and it went away but that could still be the problem."
I guess? I can't really say and it could be a lot of other things.
"Imma try it anyway because I'm pretty sure that's the problem."
I'll go ahead and order it and it'll be in tomorrow.

"What do you mean I can't return it if its installed!?! It was like 100 dollars and didn't fix my problem. Just give me my old one back and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SENT IT BACK TO BE REBUILT AS A CORE ALREADY, ITS ONLY BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS SINCE I TURNED IT IN"

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Tonight started off nice, was going to go for a nice 20 mile ride with the lads and I was at mile 4 gearing up for a sprint. I was changing hand position from the brifters to the drops to sprint and all of a sudden my front wheel is sideways and I'm on the ground and my hip is killing me. They got me up after I stopped clutching my hip and I was able to hobble to the sidewalk. I told the paramedics and firefighters that I don't want to go to the hospital mostly because I can't afford a trip to the emergency room :smith:

My wife picked me up I applied alcohol to my road rash, which hurts like a motherfucker. My left hip is swelling pretty bad and I can't really do anything with that leg. I don't think I can drive my car for a while. WTF am I gonna do? I need to get to work somehow. I already called in because my wife forbade me from driving. I smacked my head pretty good, but the helmet took the blow. 10 years of hard road riding and this is my first crash. I hurt :qq:

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]

Elmnt80 posted:

"What do you mean I can't return it if its installed!?! It was like 100 dollars and didn't fix my problem. Just give me my old one back and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SENT IT BACK TO BE REBUILT AS A CORE ALREADY, ITS ONLY BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS SINCE I TURNED IT IN"

AND YOUR STUPID PARTS GUY SAID THAT WOULD FIX IT.

HOLY poo poo I hate cores, too. People are loving stupid about them and don't grasp how they work. I'm a drat teacher and I'm excellent at breaking poo poo down in a variety of ways. I have explained it to people 5 or 6 times on the phone only to have them come in and still be surprised at the price.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rhyno posted:

According to a very popular film series that is vaguely about cars, all auto enthusiasts should use Corona to clean the shitter

That's more like it.

quote:

I can't afford a trip to the emergency room

The concept of that coming from the POV of socialist republic of Australiastan blows my loving mind.

True story - Amazon came headhunting for me a few years back. When I found out it was to work in Seattle I'm like NOOOOOOOO. poo poo like the US healthcare system is basically not on your loving life. Plus.... Seattle. Who the hell would want to move there from Sydney?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Amazon's Seattle recruiter team emails everyone on LinkedIn, I think. They even started having local "hiring events" in my city which I'm sure must be really depressing.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


QuarkMartial posted:

AND YOUR STUPID PARTS GUY SAID THAT WOULD FIX IT.

HOLY poo poo I hate cores, too. People are loving stupid about them and don't grasp how they work. I'm a drat teacher and I'm excellent at breaking poo poo down in a variety of ways. I have explained it to people 5 or 6 times on the phone only to have them come in and still be surprised at the price.

I had someone want to only buy part of a $400 maf sensor twice this week. "But only the connector part is broken so thats all I need so just sell me that!" "I can't sell you the plastic case surrounding the sensor, its all or nothing" "THATS WHAT THE OTHER PLACES SAID BUT MY BOYFRIEND SAYS PEOPLE SELL IT SO WHY CAN'T YOU IDIOTS FIND IT FOR ME I DON'T WANT TO SPEND $400 WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE ANYWAYS".

Or people who come in "Yeah, I need the bolt that holds my control arms in, do you have one" "Sure, we sell some high grade bolts that will work for that, do you know the size or have the bolt with you?" "What, you don't know? Can't you look it up or something, what kind of loving part salesman are you"

Or the "Yeah, I need x part for a small block chevy." "Ok, what displacement and car did the engine come out of." "Its for a small block chevy" "Yes, but there have been 4 generations of SBC, with dozens of models in each one" "Just shut the gently caress up an give me X part, all SBCs are the same." I can usually pound it through their head that I need something workable, but a few it takes multiple trips and returns.

There is a reason I have to ask year, make, model and engine size on basically every customer. :smith:

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Reminds me of the numerous IT recruiters who want me to move 6k miles across country to bumfuck, Iowa for a 6 month contract with no possibility of being hired on afterwards for... 12 dollars an hour.

Gee golly what a deal! :downs:

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]

Elmnt80 posted:

I had someone want to only buy part of a $400 maf sensor twice this week. "But only the connector part is broken so thats all I need so just sell me that!" "I can't sell you the plastic case surrounding the sensor, its all or nothing" "THATS WHAT THE OTHER PLACES SAID BUT MY BOYFRIEND SAYS PEOPLE SELL IT SO WHY CAN'T YOU IDIOTS FIND IT FOR ME I DON'T WANT TO SPEND $400 WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE ANYWAYS".

Or people who come in "Yeah, I need the bolt that holds my control arms in, do you have one" "Sure, we sell some high grade bolts that will work for that, do you know the size or have the bolt with you?" "What, you don't know? Can't you look it up or something, what kind of loving part salesman are you"

Or the "Yeah, I need x part for a small block chevy." "Ok, what displacement and car did the engine come out of." "Its for a small block chevy" "Yes, but there have been 4 generations of SBC, with dozens of models in each one" "Just shut the gently caress up an give me X part, all SBCs are the same." I can usually pound it through their head that I need something workable, but a few it takes multiple trips and returns.

There is a reason I have to ask year, make, model and engine size on basically every customer. :smith:


"Look on your computer there and pull me up the wiring diagram."
Sorry, our system doesn't have wiring diagrams.
"Yes it does."
...no, it doesn't.


There's a funny dynamic between men and women coming in. Women typically know and give you the exact year make and model (and sub model) for washer fluid. Men will come in and not know a thing about the car and need something very specific like an O2 sensor, and get quite angry when you question them about it.

Also, we need to stop pulling codes. 90% of the people have no idea what they need to do to fix it. "Says here a misfire on cylinder 3. Typically we recommend replacing your spark plugs and wires." "...Spark plugs....?"
Or their check engine light isn't even on and it's their change oil light.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Amazon's Seattle recruiter team emails everyone on LinkedIn, I think. They even started having local "hiring events" in my city which I'm sure must be really depressing.

In my case, it was a local recuiter was lining me up for the local AWS farm when just before I signed they said "Oh by the way it's now managed in Seattle, do you mind going?". Could not run away fast enough.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Not defending Amazon's recruiting practices but I hear it's a nice place to work for. A former coworker of mine got a job there. I know he's doing very well and it's the job that he wanted for a very long time.

If I have to start looking for another job, I know this time to avoid headhunters. In hindsight, just about every single one I talked to didn't know what they were looking for. My favorite was the guy who wanted me to apply for a job at the company I was already working for.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Well gently caress you guys then

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

14 INCH SLIT posted:

Well gently caress you guys then

To be fair, I'm not rejecting it because of Seattle. I'm rejecting it because Amazon seems like a place that grinds up juniors and makes the senior developers clean up their messes in between layoff cycles.

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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


QuarkMartial posted:

"Look on your computer there and pull me up the wiring diagram."
Sorry, our system doesn't have wiring diagrams.
"Yes it does."
...no, it doesn't.


There's a funny dynamic between men and women coming in. Women typically know and give you the exact year make and model (and sub model) for washer fluid. Men will come in and not know a thing about the car and need something very specific like an O2 sensor, and get quite angry when you question them about it.

Also, we need to stop pulling codes. 90% of the people have no idea what they need to do to fix it. "Says here a misfire on cylinder 3. Typically we recommend replacing your spark plugs and wires." "...Spark plugs....?"
Or their check engine light isn't even on and it's their change oil light.

Not gonna lie, I love it when women come in. Most of the time its "Hey, I need this part for this exact car." "Yup, here you go" and will even listen if I make a legit suggestion. Like right now most of the major roads in our area are under construction with tons of fine sand being blown around constantly, so I've been asking when the last time someone changed their air filter. The guys will 90% of the time blow me off, the women will listen, usually say when and if its been like 10-20k, I'll recommend checking it and buying a new one if its dirty and occasionally make an extra sale, horray.

Also, I'd be ok with no longer pulling codes for that reason. Also no more having to have my face next to their skidmarked loving seats. I swear these assholes are driving around butt rear end naked.

EDIT: I should probably stop bitching about terrible parts store customers, given they do pay my bills and let me buy things for my terrible truck.

Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jul 30, 2015

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