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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Greg Land has taken an apprentice. I guess it's not technically safe for work.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I refuse to believe that is real.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

goatface posted:

I refuse to believe that is real.

lol

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

zoux posted:

Greg Land has taken an apprentice. I guess it's not technically safe for work.

That's a weird way to fight crime.
That's a weird way to do anything TBH.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's better for my sanity this way.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

zoux posted:

Greg Land has taken an apprentice. I guess it's not technically safe for work.

I've always wondered, what's the target demographic for all these pure cheesecake comics? People who don't have internet access and aren't old enough to buy real porn?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

In the 80s and early 90s there was a case for that, and I imagine there are still some pockets where the culture heavily filters the internet but for some reason is totally ok with funnybooks.

Also the ultra-pathetic.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Avulsion posted:

I've always wondered, what's the target demographic for all these pure cheesecake comics? People who don't have internet access and aren't old enough to buy real porn?
I could see it being the other way around: someone so saturated with porn that either they stop noticing it, or they expect it everywhere.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



zoux posted:

Greg Land has taken an apprentice. I guess it's not technically safe for work.

As woman, one of my huge pet peeves in comics is women fighting in high heels. But eh, I'm used to it.

High-heeled ice skates though... poo poo, now I've seen everything.

Keldroc
Apr 19, 2004

Marketing materials and speculation are not spoilers. Jesus Christ.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

As woman, one of my huge pet peeves in comics is women fighting in high heels. But eh, I'm used to it.

High-heeled ice skates though... poo poo, now I've seen everything.

Actually a real thing, although I make no guarantees of comfort, safety, or practicality.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate in heels.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Dr. Hurt posted:

Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate in heels.

:golfclap:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007









A proposed unpublished Elseworlds featuring Heroic Fantasy/Lovecraftian Green Lantern by Enrique Alcatena.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

zoux posted:

Greg Land has taken an apprentice. I guess it's not technically safe for work.

What does The Irrepressible Skater do when the crook she's pursuing, like, goes inside or something.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

A proposed unpublished Elseworlds featuring Heroic Fantasy/Lovecraftian Green Lantern by Enrique Alcatena.
Those are very cool. I was thinking it was maybe Timothy Truman as I was scrolling down, but as soon as you said his name, DUH. He did an amazing issue of Doom2099 earlier on and I really wish he was able to do more.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

SynthOrange posted:

A proposed unpublished Elseworlds featuring Heroic Fantasy/Lovecraftian Green Lantern by Enrique Alcatena.
Seems less HP Lovecraft and more Michael Moorcock.

Still very cool.

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

Pastry of the Year posted:

What does The Irrepressible Skater do when the crook she's pursuing, like, goes inside or something.

Calls the police.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I'll give the artist this much credit... at least the Skater has a reason for her feet to be arched to show off her legs and rear end... no reason at all not be wearing a bra, mind you, especially as she's almost got to be cold for her gimmick to work... but her pal in the background has NO excuse.

So... I guess the artist just lost the credit I gave him, plus some more for the nipples... So, he (or sh-bwahaha, let's be real) owes me the money for the comic, then?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Fallen Rib

Pastry of the Year posted:

What does The Irrepressible Skater do when the crook she's pursuing, like, goes inside or something.

A steep incline. My only weakness. Also, warm summer days.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I just assumed she switches to roller blades with 5 inch heels. Maybe throws some hot pants and a belly shirt so her costume isn't so stuffy.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Madkal posted:

A steep incline. My only weakness. Also, warm summer days.

Every Saturday she goes to her support group, along with some 60's and 70's Daleks.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Keromaru5 posted:

Every Saturday she goes to her support group, along with some 60's and 70's Daleks.

It's hosted by ED-209.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

zoux posted:

Greg Land has taken an apprentice. I guess it's not technically safe for work.

Considering the loving detail lavished on The Irrepressible Skater's nipples, labia and clitoris I wouldn't really say technically. Also I wouldn't even call this cheesecake.

e: really both characters have that kind of excessive detail

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's a straight up trace of two porn photos guys. X-Men wear scanty costumes but at least you usually can't make out the clitoral hood.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
At least some good came out of it:



(from The Hawkeye Initiative, of course)

redbackground fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jul 30, 2015

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Fixed the weird right hand in the redraw, and Cap's right foot is much better than the original as well.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

zoux posted:

It's a straight up trace of two porn photos guys. X-Men wear scanty costumes but at least you usually can't make out the clitoral hood.

Pfft, what X-Men comics are YOU reading?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Fallen Rib

Brocktoon posted:

Pfft, what X-Men comics are YOU reading?

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

I think this is the first time a comic cover actually made me laugh out loud.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


E is for EUUUUGGGHHH.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

SynthOrange posted:









A proposed unpublished Elseworlds featuring Heroic Fantasy/Lovecraftian Green Lantern by Enrique Alcatena.

This looks way cooler than whatever the GL stuff is now.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

:911: Never forget

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

This looks way cooler than whatever the GL stuff is now.

Looking at those cool pics made me depressed.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wendell posted:

E is for EUUUUGGGHHH.

Only Quitely could draw an ugly Emma.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Fallen Rib

zoux posted:

Only Quitely could draw an ugly Emma.


I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


I wonder why Kordey bothered to put in so much detail on this page, given that he did the issue in the span of a week. Props on his dedication, I guess.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I like that page, because she is meant to be ghastly in there. It's like a franky bacon painting

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I remember when this came out. I had a friend telling me that X-Men was really great at the time, but I think it was that cover that caused me to give it a pass for a few years.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

E for Extinction is pretty great. Even Emma. Her look is completely ridiculous though and I love artists just loving around with that stupid half naked deal.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

SynthOrange posted:

E for Extinction is pretty great. Even Emma.

Oh, absolutely. I read the trades some years later and wished I hadn't judged the book by its cover. :v:

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