NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Kim Jong Il posted:

Better than being in denial about Iowa being completely and utterly hosed.

Lol what

# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:56

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:01

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Don't you know Iowa is bad, and clearly worse than Big 10 powerhouse Ru...

I'm sorry. It broke my sarcasm center. Between this and the Brady thread my brain can't process trolls from legitimate posters anymore.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:37

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Pakled posted:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13339281

Mike Leach supports a 64-team playoff.

The only 64 team idea with any value is chopping up the Big 12 into pieces and end up with the ACC-16, B16, Pac-16, and SEC-16, yielding an eight team playoff consisting of conference championships, semi-finals, and finals.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:42

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

DJExile posted:

Someone make this Det's av right now

He hasn't posted in this thread in awhile...

Y'all made too many Michigan Jokey Jokes

Fluffdaddy fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Jul 30, 2015

# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:51

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Pakled posted:

Rudy was Offsides�

Surprisingly topical:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/notre-dame-chimes-in-with-rudy-tweet-in-response-to-penn-state-224154248.html

# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:59

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

Fluffdaddy posted:

He hasn't posted in this thread in awhile...

Y'all made too many Michigan Jokey Jokes

It occurred to me the other day that Det hasn't posted in a while. I hope he's okay.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 13:08

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

C2C - 2.0 posted:

It occurred to me the other day that Det hasn't posted in a while. I hope he's okay.

He probably just forgot his password.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 13:12

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=74430

He posted four days ago but he hasn't been in TFF recently.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 13:19

Spacemonkey57: Dec 1, 2004

Frinkahedron posted:

This is the my favorite/worst time of year, Ohio State fans having a meltdown over some potential starters being out for the VT game: http://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/ohio-state-football/2015/07/56653/two-wrs-out-for-the-vatech-game

Corey Smith dropped a TD against Virginia Tech then ran the wrong route on the pick six that ended the game. He spent all season redeeming himself on special teams then made a huge 47 yard catch in the national championship which he immediately fumbled. I'm fine if he's suspended forever.

Joey Bosa would be real bad obviously. I hope the guys cousin's wife's doctor's nephew is at least wrong about him.

Spacemonkey57 fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Jul 30, 2015

# ? Jul 30, 2015 13:24

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

swickles posted:

Don't you know Iowa is bad, and clearly worse than Big 10 powerhouse Ru...

I'm sorry. It broke my sarcasm center. Between this and the Brady thread my brain can't process trolls from legitimate posters anymore.

They are not very good at the moment and stuck on 7 win treadmill until they ride out Ferentz's contract (at which point they could well tank given how well most Gary Barta decisions go), I'm just trying to figure out where in the last like four years I've said otherwise.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:56

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

Don't care for Ohio State, don't care for motorsports. Still though, this is pretty cool:

EDIT: Will be worn by one of the drivers at the Honda Indy 200 in Ohio this weekend.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:04

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

C2C - 2.0 posted:

Don't care for Ohio State, don't care for motorsports. Still though, this is pretty cool:

EDIT: Will be worn by one of the drivers at the Honda Indy 200 in Ohio this weekend.

yeah it's hard to hate a combination weed/pussy helmet

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:10

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

Raku posted:

yeah it's hard to hate a combination weed/pussy helmet

Can't unsee it now that you mention it.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:11

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Preseason coaches poll.

code:

1.  Ohio State 	
2.  TCU 		
3.  Alabama
4.  Baylor
5.  Oregon 
6.  Michigan State 
7.  Auburn 
8.  Florida State 	
9.  Georgia 	
10. USC 	
11. Notre Dame 	
12. Clemson 	
13. LSU 	
14. UCLA 	
15. Ole Miss 	
16. Arizona State 	
17. Georgia Tech 	
18. Wisconsin 	
19. Oklahoma 	
20. Arkansas 	
21. Stanford 	
22. Arizona 	
23. Missouri 	
24. Boise State 	
25. Tennessee 	

Mississippi State 164; Texas A&M 149; Oklahoma State 89; Virginia Tech 70; Utah 40; Kansas State 37; Louisville 27; Nebraska 27;
Minnesota 25; Penn State 20; South Carolina 18; Miami (Fla.) 16; Texas 8; Illinois 7; Duke 6; Air Force 5; Louisiana Tech 5; 
Marshall 4; Utah State 4; West Virginia 3; North Carolina State 3; Brigham Young 3; Florida 2; Georgia Southern 2;
North Carolina 2; Maryland 1; Michigan 1; Kentucky 1; Central Florida 1; Cincinnati 1; Washington 1.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Thoguh posted:

Preseason coaches poll.

code:

1.  Ohio State 	
2.  TCU 		
3.  Alabama
4.  Baylor
5.  Oregon 
6.  Michigan State 
7.  Auburn 
8.  Florida State 	
9.  Georgia 	
10. USC 	
11. Notre Dame 	
12. Clemson 	
13. LSU 	
14. UCLA 	
15. Ole Miss 	
16. Arizona State 	
17. Georgia Tech 	
18. Wisconsin 	
19. Oklahoma 	
20. Arkansas 	
21. Stanford 	
22. Arizona 	
23. Missouri 	
24. Boise State 	
25. Tennessee 	

Mississippi State 164; Texas A&M 149; Oklahoma State 89; Virginia Tech 70; Utah 40; Kansas State 37; Louisville 27; Nebraska 27;
Minnesota 25; Penn State 20; South Carolina 18; Miami (Fla.) 16; Texas 8; Illinois 7; Duke 6; Air Force 5; Louisiana Tech 5; 
Marshall 4; Utah State 4; West Virginia 3; North Carolina State 3; Brigham Young 3; Florida 2; Georgia Southern 2;
North Carolina 2; Maryland 1; Michigan 1; Kentucky 1; Central Florida 1; Cincinnati 1; Washington 1.

San Diego State, disrespected again

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:32

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

quote:

Mississippi State 164; Texas A&M 149; Oklahoma State 89; Virginia Tech 70; Utah 40; Kansas State 37; Louisville 27; Nebraska 27;
Minnesota 25; Penn State 20; South Carolina 18; Miami (Fla.) 16; Texas 8; Illinois 7; Duke 6; Air Force 5; Louisiana Tech 5;
Marshall 4; Utah State 4; West Virginia 3; North Carolina State 3; Brigham Young 3; Florida 2; Georgia Southern 2;
North Carolina 2; Maryland 1; Michigan 1; Kentucky 1; Central Florida 1; Cincinnati 1; Washington 1.

________________

Also, :laffo:

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jul 30, 2015

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:35

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Who voted for Washington?

Kinda surprised Michigan didn't get a few more votes just from Harbaugh hype.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:37

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

That's a weird "also receiving votes" category.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:39

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

With all of the negative press we have been receiving and the storyline that we don't return many starters, I am surprised we got 26th.

I guess we are riding that "member of the SEC West" high. I'll know how good we are after we play LSU in week two, which I think we should (60% confidence) win.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:42

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Grittybeard posted:

Who voted for Washington?

How did someone beat me to this? It's legit more surprising than votes for Florida

...and somehow we were picked to only finish 4th in the North :stare:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:42

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

the florida gators play a brand of high quality college football

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:43

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

LSU at #13 is, well, it's something.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:44

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Florida with one-third as many votes as Duke? Poll checks out.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:45

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

The butt hurt UGA fan in me scratches my head at how Auburn is ranked 7th

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:47

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

#25 in preseason coaches poll were back on top bitches

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:48

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Still blows my mind we live in a world where Baylor and TCU are top five teams.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:58

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

What a surprise Notre Dame ranked #11 with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:59

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I think USC is way to high for number of starters on defense they have to replace

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:06

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

FSU is too high, probably flip them with Clemson.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:11

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

KKKLIP ART posted:

The butt hurt UGA fan in me scratches my head at how Auburn is ranked 7th

They've been getting a lot of hype because of the Muschamp defense but yeah, 7 seems awfully high for a team coming off an 8-5 season.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:13

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

K-State receiving lots of votes even though we still have more holes on offense than we actually have players on the team. :unsmith:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:14

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

D.N. Nation posted:

LSU at #13 is, well, it's something.

Georgia ranked higher than Georgia Tech, weird.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:17

Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Frinkahedron posted:

This is the my favorite/worst time of year, Ohio State fans having a meltdown over some potential starters being out for the VT game: http://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/ohio-state-football/2015/07/56653/two-wrs-out-for-the-vatech-game

IT'S HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/ESPNJoshMoyer/status/626787222818279424

4 OSU players are suspended for the opener - Joey Bosa, Jalin Marshall, Corey Smith and Dontre Wilson - for violating an unspecified policy

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:18

Glimm: Jul 27, 2005; Time is only gonna pass you by

Frinkahedron posted:

IT'S HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/ESPNJoshMoyer/status/626787222818279424

4 OSU players are suspended for the opener - Joey Bosa, Jalin Marshall, Corey Smith and Dontre Wilson - for violating an unspecified policy

I guess that means Braxton should get a lot of playing time right away?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:22

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Glimm posted:

I guess that means Braxton should get a lot of playing time right away?

It'll probably mean more Noah Brown,Johnnie Dixon and Curtis Samuel than Braxton. Also more Ezekiel Elliott.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:27

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Frinkahedron posted:

IT'S HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/ESPNJoshMoyer/status/626787222818279424

4 OSU players are suspended for the opener - Joey Bosa, Jalin Marshall, Corey Smith and Dontre Wilson - for violating an unspecified policy

are they any good

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:28

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Frinkahedron posted:

IT'S HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/ESPNJoshMoyer/status/626787222818279424

4 OSU players are suspended for the opener - Joey Bosa, Jalin Marshall, Corey Smith and Dontre Wilson - for violating an unspecified policy

Lol like OSU is gonna lose to VT

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:29

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Bosa is the one that really hurts. Marshall and Wilson are at a stacked position. Smith sucks.

Welcome to the Sam Hubbard show everybody!

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:31

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Ross Angeles posted:

Lol like OSU is gonna lose to VT

that could never happen

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:33

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:01

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

Scarf posted:

What a surprise Notre Dame ranked #11 with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

God I hope we beat ND on opening night. It would be so good.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:34

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