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http://contest.newyorker.com/ Frankly surprised goons aren't all over this. Here's mine for this week:
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:07 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:13 |
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ill see if i get some time to do this
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:09 |
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i'm the blank paintings in the background
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:09 |
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I'm gonna whoop your rear end in pool just like we whooped your asses in WWII you limey bastard.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:11 |
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i would submit taht but im not making a loving account
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:11 |
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Voltage posted:i'm the blank paintings in the background I'm the missing bottom half of the jukebox.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:11 |
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"I know you've been loving my wife, Frank."
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:21 |
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"My wife is a slut"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:23 |
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I only made that bet that the loser has to eat the winner's poo poo because I'm very bad at pool and I constantly jerk off to the thought of eating your poo poo
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:25 |
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Everyone thinks their better than New Yorker cartoons until they find themselves sending their suggestions to the cartoon department. The New Yorker loving rocks.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:25 |
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"Hitler did nothing wrong"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:26 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:34 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:35 |
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Yeah sure pants become shoes.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:39 |
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Mein Fuhrer, sorry to interrupt your billiards but we've got an important memo from the future asking us to look into some juden family by the name of "sanders"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:42 |
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"Punish my balls"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:48 |
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"I have a complaint, the New Yorker is ripping off Ziggy cartoons"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:51 |
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And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway. "I'm a firm believer in open carry."
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:53 |
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Applewhite posted:And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway. i got so much anime in here
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:54 |
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"This is a dildo"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:59 |
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"Just wait until you see my pocket rocket."
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:00 |
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"I'm telling you, personal grain silos are the way to go"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:00 |
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Applewhite posted:And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway. "No, no, I'm just happy to see you!"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:01 |
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yknow, i've never won one of these things
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:03 |
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"It's powered by cocaine."
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:04 |
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a good general purpose entry for the caption competition is "See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:05 |
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At least half of all captions will be Seinfeld references.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:05 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:06 |
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The rocket on my back is full of liquid hydrogen and probably some oxygen. It's actually very heavy. Also I'm an alcoholic and I just now fell off the wagon.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:08 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:08 |
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Party sucks, I'm taking off
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:09 |
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jiharlequinade posted:
E: this is actually better than the real finalists Applewhite fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 30, 2015 |
# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:10 |
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jiharlequinade posted:
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:10 |
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Allahu Akbar.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:10 |
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"FYAD hasn't been funny since at least 2009"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:13 |
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"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:27 |
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Applewhite posted:
Not sure how to feel about that
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:28 |
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Off Probation!!! (: (: (:
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:49 |
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Nooner posted:Off Probation!!! (: (: (: Welcome back to the land of the living
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:50 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:13 |
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"He's all tuckered out from posting on the Somethingawful.com Forums all day"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:58 |