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Donald Trump has a secret plan to end the war in Vietnam.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:38 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:This is, without irony, the coolest thing Trump will do. I'm pretty sure 99.9% of Iowans, and probably Americans, never have or will again get the chance to ride in a helicopter. My only complaint is he should bring a few helicopters so all the kids can get a turn. The helicopter going all John Landis is IMO the only thing that can crash a Trump campaign. Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jul 30, 2015 |
# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:39 |
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you know
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:40 |
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Donald Trump gonna find a Hispanic anchor baby citizen whose parents are being deported and adopt her. He's gonna go full daddy Warbucks.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:53 |
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Yes. Nu metal. "Real good" regardless of time period. Music that could only have come from the mean streets of Agoura Hills, California where street sweeping is performed but twice a week and the HOAs will wreck your poo poo if you look at them sideways. Twenty-somethings screaming about their parents being total drags, but tempered in such a way to allow the children of said parents to blast these rebellious anthems from their bedrooms (I said close that door, Jonathan!) with impunity. Ageless. Classic. As someone who spent their teenage years in the Conejo Valley (albeit in the mid 90s), this couldn't be more accurate.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:55 |
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Thump! posted:So, if all of the manual labor jobs are gonna get replaced with machines, then does that mean we just take the 50% unemployment rate and deal with it or do we instill a basic income instead? This is closer to reality then some of us want to admit http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/industrial-robots/fetch-robotics-introduces-fetch-and-freight-your-warehouse-is-now-automated
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:00 |
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Yes. Nu metal. "Real good" regardless of time period. Music that could only have come from the mean streets of Agoura Hills, California where street sweeping is performed but twice a week and the HOAs will wreck your poo poo if you look at them sideways. Twenty-somethings screaming about their parents being total drags, but tempered in such a way to allow the children of said parents to blast these rebellious anthems from their bedrooms (I said close that door, Jonathan!) with impunity. Ageless. Classic. I remember the first time I heard Linkin Park, and labelled it "music to rage to when mom won't let you take the SUV to the mall." I feel entirely vindicated in that judgement.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:16 |
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Dahn posted:This is closer to reality then some of us want to admit The funny thing is that physically demanding jobs are actually really loving bad for your health (although most jobs are, since the alternative is usually sitting around in an office which is also really loving unhealthy) so the sooner we automate them the better off everyone will be. Except that we won't do anything about the fact that a huge number of people won't be qualified for any kind of work anymore and things will just be worse for everyone. The future is gonna be great.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:23 |
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jan 22, 2016 |
# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:29 |
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Dahn posted:This is closer to reality then some of us want to admit Neat! There would be a lot of non-trivial issues with programming and maintaining a fleet of robots like that though.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:29 |
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Dirk the Average posted:Neat! There would be a lot of non-trivial issues with programming and maintaining a fleet of robots like that though. This stuff is already in practical use and has been for a few years: http://www.cnet.com/news/meet-amazons-busiest-employee-the-kiva-robot/
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:43 |
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Joementum posted:Today: Wow, an Oregon Trail reference. The thread is showing it's age.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:56 |
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Donald Trump is going to give kids free rides in his helicopter at the Iowa State Fair.quote:'We're going to fly it out to Iowa and I'm going to have it there,' he said in his Manhattan office, initially referring to the annual event as 'The World's Fair.'
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:04 |
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Hillary Clinton wants all your fetuses to be blind, but Rand Paul has other ideas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaMQGYyCDjs
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:15 |
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I'm pro-death
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:38 |
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I'm a cannibal, but only when it comes to eating the rich
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:40 |
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Trump : helicopters = Gingrich : zoos
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:47 |
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Equine Don posted:I'm pro-death I'm a pro at dying.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:51 |
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Joementum posted:Today: how does a burlap sac full of poo poo get dysentery?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:55 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Is his next Trump hat going to be blue or is he going to secretly reveal he doesn't oppose gay marriage by wearing all six pride colors? Whatever it is you just know he's gonna be steppin on leprechauns. And also Trump hat
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spacemang_spliff posted:how does a burlap sac full of poo poo get dysentery? poo poo is a vector for dysentery
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:33 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:00 |
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Eh, Trump leading in Arizona is, like, the least surprising thing ever. His campaign is practically tailor-made for the right-wing base in that state.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:06 |
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"Hmm, what tagline can we use that's hip and fresh and runs no risk whatsoever of reminding people of the Nixon administra-I've got it!"
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:07 |
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I love a lot of things about these word art images his campaign manager tweets out, especially that he cc's the twitter accounts of opposing candidates.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:09 |
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Trump's lookin sneaky in that one
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:16 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:Trump's lookin sneaky in that one Well someone has to do the raping...
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:28 |
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Joementum posted:I love a lot of things about these word art images his campaign manager tweets out, especially that he cc's the twitter accounts of opposing candidates. What's most interesting in these is how the bottom tier candidates change a ton between states.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:29 |
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eh, scratch that
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:29 |
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Der Kyhe posted:Oh god please, PLEASE, tell me that that image is shopped to exaggerate his facial features. As a floridian there is nothing to be exaggerated about Rick Scott. You have gazed into the abyss, and it stares back this time. This place is evil, save for a few areas that wards it.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:31 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:What's most interesting in these is how the bottom tier candidates change a ton between states. All these polls have ~6% margin of error, which is one of the many reasons the debate cutoff rules are bullshit.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:31 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:39 |
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It's pissing me off that "The Silent Majority Is Back" is on a perspective line but the ones below it aren't.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:40 |
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I'm glad Christie always polls near the bottom.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:47 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:I'm glad Christie always polls near the bottom. I thought he was telling it as it is? or did he steal that from Trump~ Christie is also fat, so it would be hard to for the polls to lift him. hth
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:48 |
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If Trump can keep this popularity until the beginning of the primaries, he could maybe knock Scott Walker out early, which would be a service to America. Walker needs to win in Iowa. That said, it's a caucus, so that's probably not happening.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:53 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:"Hmm, what tagline can we use that's hip and fresh and runs no risk whatsoever of reminding people of the Nixon administra-I've got it!" Silent Majority? I'd say that's more associated with Reagan than Nixon.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:07 |
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DaveWoo posted:Silent Majority? I'd say that's more associated with Reagan than Nixon. Not really, no.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:08 |
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Joementum posted:I love a lot of things about these word art images his campaign manager tweets out, especially that he cc's the twitter accounts of opposing candidates. Is it a coincidence that the perspective line from that block of text pretty much leads directly to Trump's dick? Or is that just the rusty nail talking...
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:10 |
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However Trump ends his campaign, I hope he ends it like Nixon handled his 'last' press conference.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:33 |