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lmao
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Jul 31, 2015 11:41
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 "A bunch of giant sperm are trying to impregnate a giant egg and we're watching"
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Jul 31, 2015 11:41
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 "Well I think YOU'RE unattractive!"
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Jul 31, 2015 11:45
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I know you're lying, I can HEAR your heartbeat.
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Jul 31, 2015 11:46
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 "Technically it's still 'death by lethal injection'"
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Jul 31, 2015 11:47
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 "You see, it's about ethics in video game journalism."
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Jul 31, 2015 11:58
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 "I still don't want none."
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Jul 31, 2015 13:24
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 "I've heard of the typing pool, but this is ridiculous!"
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Jul 31, 2015 13:26
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"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
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Jul 31, 2015 13:32
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 "The Aristocrats!"
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Jul 31, 2015 13:38
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 "Jesus Christ, Billy, what have you done?? Holy poo poo! Oh God his cheek is bleeding all over the place Oh God!"
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Jul 31, 2015 13:42
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 "Uncle Rick, why would they live inside a toaster? It doesn't make sense. That's like the scariest possible place they could live."
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Jul 31, 2015 13:44
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It would be funnier if it said "please sir, no tea drinking"
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Jul 31, 2015 14:10
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 "Ha, I've got you trapped now, you cheating whore."
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Jul 31, 2015 15:58
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Applewhite posted:
and he's saying it to himself
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Jul 31, 2015 16:00
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 "I've heard of a typing pool, but this is ridiculous!"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:01
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 "My life for the swarm!"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:03
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"Uncle Rick, I'll never understand the japanese"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:05
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 "Actually I was thinking of registering as 'Applewhite.'"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:06
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 "gently caress me. Right here. In the elevator."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:08
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 "It was the best of times, it was the... blurst of times??"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:09
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 "I'm Jewish."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:12
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 "I'm sorry, Mr. Sales. You have erectile dysfunction."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:14
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 "The deafening sound of your super-heartbeat has left me with permanent hearing damage."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:16
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 "Don't kinkshame"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:17
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 "lol if you don't ride an electric horse in TYOOL 2015."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:25
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Applewhite posted:
this is adorable 
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Jul 31, 2015 16:27
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 "gently caress Minecraft."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:27
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 "You're sick, Frank."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:29
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 "We're from Bangbros.com."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:30
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 "Men!"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:32
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 "Clever girl."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:33
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 "You think it's bad now, wait until they try to breed us."
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Jul 31, 2015 16:34
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 "Honey, are you off your meds again?"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:35
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 "Goatse.jpg"
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Jul 31, 2015 16:37
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"I can't believe it's not butter"
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Jul 31, 2015 17:02
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 "Mommy, what's an Aatrek?"
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Jul 31, 2015 17:07
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Lmao how are you people managing to make new yorker cartoons funny
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Jul 31, 2015 17:19
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 "I've finished loving this alligator, Miss Jones. Please put it back in the habitat."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:37
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 "What the gently caress is this stupid poo poo?"
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Jul 31, 2015 17:39
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