#SWOLEception2015, it's inflamed tendons all the way down

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DoubleT2172: Sep 24, 2007

CuteJen96 posted:

for those of us who are new what is a pussy pad

It's a pad that goes between the bar and your back that people use because they are a pussy

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CuteJen96: Feb 23, 2015; by zen death robot
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that sounds really gay just lift the weight holy crap

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:44

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

soy posted:

This guy is doing quick squats halfway down [to parallel] with 135lb and a pussy pad. Wtf?

He's probably new to squatting & is scared of it. Everybody's gotta start somewhere.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:55

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

according to hot russian dmitry klokov stretching is bullshit and instead you should go to banya 3x a week for over an hour https://youtu.be/W4zgN3jBf_w?t=4m46ss

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:56

bamhand: Apr 15, 2010

Sometimes when I squat I get bruises in a line across my shoulders. Should I invest in pussy pad.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:56

Gasbraai: Oct 25, 2010; Lictor my Dictor

bamhand posted:

Sometimes when I squat I get bruises in a line across my shoulders. Should I invest in pussy pad.

I have a callous line on my back where the bar digs in, its great when you start wearing a yoke to pull the plough through the fields.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:01

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notZaar posted:

Why you gotta be judgemental? Leave your ego at the door.

I think you wandered into the wrong thread, friend

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:08

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Yeah if you use a pussy pad you're a piece of poo poo. I want to squat but boo loving hoo I don't want a red line on my shoulder for ten minutes after

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:10

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

who even loving stretches anyway, it's like doing cardio. everyone talks about how good it is for you, but no one ever actually does it except for women

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:24

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I think you wandered into the wrong thread, friend

I think you wandered into the wrong life

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:37

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notZaar posted:

I think you wandered into the wrong life

Not true. My life 100x better than yours

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:04

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Tiny Lowtax getting all aggro for some raisin

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:47

Gasbraai: Oct 25, 2010; Lictor my Dictor

Dum Cumpster posted:

Rich Piana is totally natty right?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:47

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Lunixnerd posted:

Rich Piana is totally natty right?

Just hard work and eating right.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:55

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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Even worse than using a pad is not squatting at all. Though to be fair fat people have a pad built in.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:05

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Al Cowens posted:

Tiny Lowtax getting all aggro for some raisin

So true. When I get mad people feed me raisins.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:23

Gaz2k21: Sep 1, 2006; MEGALA---WHO??!!??

The Saurus posted:

who even loving stretches anyway, it's like doing cardio. everyone talks about how good it is for you, but no one ever actually does it except for women

I stretch quite a bit, it helps avoid popping my back and allows me to go a little deeper on squats.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:27

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Tiny Lowtax posted:

So true. When I get mad people feed me raisins.

im just saiyan pls chill out

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:36

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No gently caress you saiyan

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:46

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I'm gohan a puke if this poo poo keeps up!!

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:50

stump collector: May 28, 2007

is frank yang natty

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:59

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P much only people you would define as small are natty.

I'm gonna make a website called GymBrosMeet.com where you can sign up and meet other bros to go lift with. Or blow in the locker room. Whatever.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:21

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

after a certain size with a certain muscle definition I just assume theyre all roiding

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:24

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There were some 17-18 year olds at my gym the other day (they were wearing high school senior shirts, sleeves and sides cut off, of course) talking about tren and what roid cycle they were on and poo poo. Pretty hosed up, honestly. Have fun dying young.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:30

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

turbomoose posted:

Even worse than using a pad is not squatting at all. Though to be fair fat people have a pad built in.

Once your traps are big enough you barely even feel the bar, it also helps to play with position for a while too.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:32

stump collector: May 28, 2007

Tiny Lowtax posted:

There were some 17-18 year olds at my gym the other day (they were wearing high school senior shirts, sleeves and sides cut off, of course) talking about tren and what roid cycle they were on and poo poo. Pretty hosed up, honestly. Have fun dying young.

how many years out of high school should I wait before I begin my steroid regimen

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:40

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Depends how early you want heart failure, really

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:52

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

responsible adults only start roids in their mid-20s

# ? Jul 31, 2015 22:01

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

gently caress didn't that elliot guy go on roids for a year as a "test"

# ? Jul 31, 2015 22:02

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

You start doing roids at 38 around when your natural test levels start dropping a lot and then you can be like Hugh Jackman and remain swole until you die

# ? Jul 31, 2015 22:05

bamhand: Apr 15, 2010

Only got 2 out of 5 reps on a 4 plate deadlift. Which swole god did I offend to be stuck as this weak beta forever?

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Zzulu posted:

You start doing roids at 8 around when your natural test levels start dropping a lot and then you can be like Hugh Jackman and remain swole until you die

# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:49

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Is Dom Mazaratti, aka BroScienceLife all-natural, cause I think I might be chris-benoit levels of disappointed if I find out he used juice.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:31

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MaxxBot posted:

Once your traps are big enough you barely even feel the bar, it also helps to play with position for a while too.

My traps are not big at all and I don't dont feel the bar at all, the pad makes literally no sense to me, it just makes the lift more dangerous by putting the bar in a hosed up position.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:52

BoonyPC: Feb 19, 2007

He looks pretty natural i.e. not super pumped and huge??

# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:52

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

soy posted:

My traps are not big at all and I don't dont feel the bar at all, the pad makes literally no sense to me, it just makes the lift more dangerous by putting the bar in a hosed up position.

I don't use the pad for squats since I messed around with where I hold the bar and found a more comfortable position, but even when I did it didn't seem like it messed with the positioning much. It just compresses and distributes the weight over a little larger area, that's all

# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:55

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

Zzulu posted:

You start doing roids at 38 around when your natural test levels start dropping a lot and then you can be like Hugh Jackman and remain swole until you die

Pretty much. Once I hit my 40s and am done making children, gonna get on TRT asap.

Since Dom is famous for being funny, and not famous for being huge, and is not huge, I believe Dom is natty.

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GastonEatTheEggs: Nov 7, 2012

the idea of doing steroids to make a youtube comedy series funnier is insanely cool

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Dom "looks" natural but poo poo i've seen fatties who were on roids so

anyway, here he is with someone who is 100% using roids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEcubbF3kI8

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