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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

blainestereo posted:

i bet shooting a lion with an arrow is a part of Zimbabwan coming of age ceremony along with a horribly botched circumcision or something

So what you are saying, really, is that this only thing this gattdang shitlord is guilty of .... is cultural appropriation. :wth:

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

blainestereo posted:

so if it was the gay dentist's black posse that killed the lion, why do we hate the dentist and not the black posse?

because the people who brought him there and organized it are poor as gently caress and living in a 3rd world country. They're still reprehensible, but it's way more pathetic and anger-inducing that a rich, educated American had a part in it.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Melmac posted:

because the people who brought him there and organized it are poor as gently caress and living in a 3rd world country. They're still reprehensible, but it's way more pathetic and anger-inducing that a rich, educated American had a part in it.

I feel this way about all americans, friend, no need to split hairs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Melmac posted:

because the people who brought him there and organized it are poor as gently caress and living in a 3rd world country. They're still reprehensible, but it's way more pathetic and anger-inducing that a rich, educated American had a part in it.

Zimbabwe money is so worthless they issue trillion dollar bills. You know who else had trillion dollar bills?

~~By November 1923, the American dollar was worth 4,210,500,000,000 German marks~~

"Hitler did nothing wrong, its not his fault, he was poor. It was those rich Polish rear end in a top hat's fault" - Melmac

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Oh I finally realized that picture of him posing with a lion was a different one than Cecil?

Dude you already got that achievement why you repeating yourself? Go shoot a blue whale or something.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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do people sincerely believe that the US is going to extradite a white middle-class american citizen-by-birth to be tried in a zimbabwean court for shooting a stupid lion

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Fojar38 posted:

do people sincerely believe that the US is going to extradite a white middle-class american citizen-by-birth to be tried in a zimbabwean court for shooting a stupid lion

You're what's wrong with your country, congrats!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Mr Underhill posted:

You're what's wrong with your country, congrats!

Canada?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fojar38 posted:

do people sincerely believe that the US is going to extradite a white middle-class american citizen-by-birth to be tried in a zimbabwean court for shooting a stupid lion

Many do. It would must see TV

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Darth123123 posted:

Many do. It would must see TV

okay

the us wont do that though hth

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
yeah, loving dumbass realists, why cant you get your head up your rear end like the rest of us, that is the only way we will ever make things better!

Dont you know that if enough people retweet this Obama HAS to send him back there??

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fojar38 posted:

okay

the us wont do that though hth

There's go pro video

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Nooner posted:

yeah, loving dumbass realists, why cant you get your head up your rear end like the rest of us, that is the only way we will ever make things better!

Dont you know that if enough people retweet this Obama HAS to send him back there??

if we get 100,000 signatures on this petition obama has to extradite him!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

*Obama sitting at his desk in the Oval Office*
*Aide walks in*
Sir I think you should see this.
*Obama takes the brief and opens it. Spits his coffee all over it*
Almost 200,000 signatures??? Well. There is nothing we can do. We have to extradite him now. God help us all.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
if he did nothing wrong why is he currently a fugitive?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Nooner posted:

*Obama sitting at his desk in the Oval Office*
*Aide walks in*
Sir I think you should see this.
*Obama takes the brief and opens it. Spits his coffee all over it*
Almost 200,000 signatures??? Well. There is nothing we can do. We have to extradite him now. God help us all.

*Obama takes off American mask, revealing Kenyan muslim face*

actually since I am president despite not having been born in the USA I spit on the constitution much like I did when I was elected and subsequently when I did Benghazi!

*tears up petition*

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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MariusLecter posted:

if he did nothing wrong why is he currently a fugitive?

if he has nothing to hide why isnt he letting the death threats against him and his family by internet weirdoes roll off his back

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

MariusLecter posted:

if he did nothing wrong why is he currently a fugitive?

What are your feelings on Julian Assange?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nooner posted:

What are your feelings on Julian Assange?

he never killed any lions

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Fojar38 posted:

if he has nothing to hide why isnt he letting the death threats against him and his family by internet weirdoes roll off his back

he's running from the feds not anonymous lol

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

MariusLecter posted:



In an alternate reality better than our own, Newt is a world famous wild life conservationist and The Zookeeper movie is about his life with animals.

wow who'd have thought

i guess his name is newt though

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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MariusLecter posted:

he never killed any lions

You're right, he only raped some women. Bitches need to just get over it, dont they know there is a kitty that got hurt?? :fag:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nooner posted:

You're right, he only raped some women. Bitches need to just get over it, dont they know there is a kitty that got hurt?? :fag:

thats not why he's a fugitive though

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I hope he gets extradited and mauled by a rabid rhino.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I hope he gets extradited and mauled by a rabid rhino.

neither of those two things are going to happen (he might get mauled by a rhino if he goes after one on a subsequent hunt and that hunt goes badly, but that will be a coincidence)

E: it's pretty racist to think that Zimbabwe's justice system is so backwards that it includes judicial maulings by diseased wildlife as a penalty just because it's in Africa

Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jul 31, 2015

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:rolleyes:

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

I'm not surprised he didnt get a killshot on his first try, think about it, he was the one at the disadvantage, the lion has natural night vision, his vision would be all shot to poo poo by a bigass bright light shining ruining what little sight he may have had.

I will concede that he is a huge pussy bitch for taking the head and skin home with him like he killed it though when in reality it was "I shot it with my bow then my hunting guides shot it with guns and killed it 40 hours later"

Why would the lion run from a human. There are photos of it right next to a truck and bunches of people taking photos of it all the time. Its night vision dont mean poo poo when it doesnt see a threat.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Jst0rm posted:

Why would the lion run from a human. There are photos of it right next to a truck and bunches of people taking photos of it all the time. Its night vision dont mean poo poo when it doesnt see a threat.

Then I guess someone needs to take the crown away from this beta rear end so called "king of the jungle" lmao

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I think for 50 grand you should be able to shoot an animal at your local zoo

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Nooner posted:

arent you a furry? I think the f*cked up stuff you'd like to do with a lion is just as bad as him wanting to put its head on his wall

pick is cool meanwhile you are a boring piece of poo poo so shut up

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

kindermord posted:

imagine living in a mud hut on a continent plagued by aids and ebola and ruled by random dictator/warlords who are selling off everything to the chinese at firesale prices.

you wake up one morning and walk out to find that elephants have yet again trampled and eaten everything growing in your small subsistence plot.

the village is having an hour of wifi this morning so you fire up your kid's olpc to find out what's in the news and discover that white ppl the world over are in an uproar because a dentist shot an old arthritic lion down the road from your hut.

you shake your head and go out to replant your plot and hope you get it done before you drop dead of malaria.

you seem passionate about this issue

what have you done recently to help lift the african poor out of poverty

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Given a medal for killing two lions and extradited for loving one.

No wait

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Nooner posted:

You're right, he only raped some women. Bitches need to just get over it, dont they know there is a kitty that got hurt?? :fag:

jullian assange has never killed the pussy in his life

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Shoot all the Lions

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

the white man owns all animals

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

IronClaymore posted:

It's not about liking or not liking it, some people just respect hunting too. Hunting for food mainly...or hunting out vermin and pests which is a genuine public service which should pay a good wage. If he didn't eat that lion and that lion wasn't a pest it wasn't the right lion. Who'd eat a lion anyway? Who'd eat a land mammal predator? An old land mammal predator?!?! It's probably full of parasites and poo poo. You could slow cook it for a day in a pot of brandy and oregano, after a good browning, and the meat will still be tough. And still full of parasites.

Yeah, this guy wasn't a hunter. He was just a killer. He liked killing.

people eat bear all the time, bear is good

bears are shot constantly and are also not endangered, but i did see one on Tailspin as a child so they are pretty much my dad now

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
lmao some nerd paid $10 because i made them mad in this thread

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

babypolis posted:

pick is cool meanwhile you are a boring piece of poo poo so shut up

:regd09::fag:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ramsus posted:

lmao some nerd paid $10 because i made them mad in this thread

Don't make me do it again

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Ramsus posted:

lmao some nerd paid $10 because i made them mad in this thread

How big are we talking, just curious?

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