|
syscall girl posted:walmart is the top fortune 500 company ownage
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 08:55
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 21, 2024 19:04 |
|
|
fart simpson posted:i work at a fortune 500 company syscall girl posted:walmart is the top fortune 500 company just like to reiterate that your a fag and your fail humblebrag got poo poo on by this dude on YOSPOS
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 08:56
|
|
|
im not trying to brag it's just not 100% a clown company
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 09:26
|
|
|
drat, that recruitment stuff is gonna suck when i leave startup la la land at every job i've worked for whoever's need a new hire sends hr (which is like 2 people) a list of stuff to look for on linked, and gets a stack of resumes brought back. if they bitch about us hiring someone (from their list or just some dude the hiring manager knows) for any reason other that salary they get lit up and will basically always back down granted the old job fired a lady because she got pregnant so, you know, there are definitely pros and cons to this approach
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 12:17
|
|
|
hr is bad but the alternatives are worse so...
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 14:14
|
|
|
fart simpson posted:im not trying to brag it's just not 100% a clown company All fortune 500 companies are clown companies
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 14:50
|
|
|
funroll loops posted:any of you consider not working at literal circus clown companies lol if you arent embedded deep inside the dysfunction of a massive multinational corporation, cashing a paycheck doing nothing
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:25
|
|
|
oh yeah well the company i wprk at is on the s&p 500 what now
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:27
|
|
|
syscall girl posted:walmart is the top fortune 500 company wal-mart is a nodejs shop
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:29
|
|
|
Optimus_Rhyme posted:All fortune 500 companies are clown companies he meant "not a 100% clown company" they have a diverse workforce that's not more than roughly half white, male clowns
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:30
|
|
|
mishaq posted:lol if you arent embedded deep inside the dysfunction of a massive multinational corporation, cashing a paycheck doing nothing government is also an acceptable choice if you want to trade some of the paycheck for more job security waste more taxpayers money every day
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:37
|
|
|
mishaq posted:lol if you arent embedded deep inside the dysfunction of a massive multinational corporation, cashing a paycheck doing nothing hehe, my idol is wally the lazyman from the comic dilbert, i really relate to him
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:37
|
|
|
Soricidus posted:government is also an acceptable choice if you want to trade some of the paycheck for more job security i'd rather make bank AND do nothing my career thus far proves it's not an either/or decision
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:48
|
|
|
Vicas posted:hehe, my idol is wally the lazyman from the comic dilbert, i really relate to him wally's not lazy, he's just consciously useless. there's a difference
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:49
|
|
|
i work at a fortune 1682 company 
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:50
|
|
|
uncurable mlady posted:hr is bad but the alternatives are worse so... yeah i'm trying to think of a solution to hiring and everything else is basically about as bad, but with social problems are hard to solve without humans, who knew
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:58
|
|
|
I work at one of the 5000 fastest growing private companies according to the TV in reception
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:59
|
|
|
the thing about hiring is that loving it up and hiring an imperfect candidate isn't half the problem that people make it out to be. it happens all the time. nearly everyone you hire isn't gonna be exactly who you thought everyone likes to think they hire the best people and it's clearly not true (almost) every stupid person you knew in college has a job
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 16:59
|
|
|
everyone is stupid as hell and incredibly bad and that rules
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:00
|
|
|
PLATONIC ANAL VORE posted:everyone is stupid as hell and incredibly bad
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:04
|
|
|
fart simpson posted:im not trying to brag it's just not 100% a clown company yeah if there is anywhere that dumb hiring things take forever it is large companies
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:44
|
|
|
i actually got hired at apple, the worlds largest corporation by market capitalization pretty quickly. like within 3 days of submitting a resume
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:49
|
|
|
Beeftweeter posted:i actually got hired at apple, the worlds largest corporation by market capitalization pretty quickly i got hired at my current company in less in two days, and i have also seen people at this company sit in limbo for months while visas get worked out or the hiring manager says yes and goes on vacation and doesn't tell forgets to tell HR and comes back all "what they should have started 3 weeks ago" and other such things
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:52
|
|
|
at a small company you can't have that kind of communication breakdown because there is no one to communicate with
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:52
|
|
|
Anecdotally, the faster people have been hired at different companies I've worked for, the smarter and more skilled my coworkers have been.
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 17:52
|
|
|
Bhodi posted:Anecdotally, the faster people have been hired at different companies I've worked for, the smarter and more skilled my coworkers have been. same, except the inverse. the worst hiring processes correlated with the best coworkers maybe anecdotes are a bad source of correlation?
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:10
|
|
|
Notorious b.s.d. posted:same, except the inverse. the worst hiring processes correlated with the best coworkers last time i compared an anecdote to reality it was pretty close, so
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:14
|
|
|
wall street journal website: wall street journal print edition: 
Meat Beat Agent fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Aug 3, 2015 |
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:15
|
|
|
Beeftweeter posted:i actually got hired at apple, the worlds largest corporation by market capitalization pretty quickly. like within 3 days of submitting a resume i applied for a developer job with a 10-employee local company on craigslist and got a phone call to set up an interview 3 hours later
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:17
|
|
|
daft punk railroad posted:new york times website: don't worry, they apply the same orwellian revisions to the print edition that particular copy is probably like a 5am printing instead of the late edition
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:20
|
|
|
Beeftweeter posted:i actually got hired at apple, the worlds largest corporation by market capitalization pretty quickly. like within 3 days of submitting a resume im legit jelly i mean i havent tried but by now ive settled as an enterprise java guy so i have nothing they want even though i would be a great steve jobs replacemtne
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:32
|
|
|
Mr Dog posted:to what extent can you candidly discuss somewhat illegal poo poo or really illegal poo poo you've done in a computer security interview yeah i was pondering this at one point. it seems like some sort of judgement-free 'foibles' interview segment might be useful.
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:42
|
|
|
Beeftweeter posted:i actually got hired at apple, the worlds largest corporation by market capitalization pretty quickly. like within 3 days of submitting a resume oh nice can you tell them to get back to me with an offer? i had coffee with my potential-manager the other day and hr is apparently being clowntown about it. or do retail employees not have that kind of sway?
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:48
|
|
|
rekt
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:56
|
|
|
daft punk railroad posted:new york times website: 
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:57
|
|
|
ultramiraculous posted:or do retail employees not have that kind of sway? 
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 18:57
|
|
|
Soricidus posted:government is also an acceptable choice if you want to trade some of the paycheck for more job security federal govt owns. state... not so much usually
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 19:22
|
|
|
uninterrupted posted:granted the old job fired a lady because she got pregnant so, you know, there are definitely pros and cons to this approach lmao that's illegal as hellllllllll
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 19:30
|
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:lmao that's illegal as hellllllllll probably said she wasn't a "culture fit" any more.
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 19:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 21, 2024 19:04 |
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:lmao that's illegal as hellllllllll prove she was fired for getting preg net oh wait you can't sorry you lose
|
|
#
?
Aug 2, 2015 19:38
|
|